Franklin Graham's 'Seed of Islam'Franklin Graham's 'Seed of Islam'
Noted televangelist and son of one the first, Franklin Graham, had stated that 'Obama was born Muslim'!
He stated, 'that the seed of Islam is passes through the father.'
Do you know what this means?
Here, I'll read it again, 'the seed of Islam passes through the father.'
This means that since Obama's father is a Muslim, then Obama was born a Muslim. The logic is only scientifically true if you assume that religion is a sexually transmitted disease.
*scratch, scratch*
Sorry, that's my Roman Catholicism acting up.
But, if religion is a sexually transmitted disease, then isn't any system of thought also sexually transmitted.
...if that were true, then I'd be more responsible with my credit.
...if that were true, then the victims of pedophile priests would go on in life to become pedophile priests.
...if that were true, the human race would have fucked itself into religious muttdom.
...if that were true, President Obama, in addition being a Muslim, would be a deadbeat dad: he's not - he loves Sasha and Malia.
...if that were true, President Bush would've been a mediocre President; not a horrible one. He also would've known when to pull out of Iraq.
...if that were true, then Jesus would've been the God of the Old Testament. Instead he was like; 'New Dispensation Muthaphuckas'!
...if that were true, then the children of suicide bombers would spontaneously combust right now!
That's a logical misstep; I know. I said it for effect.
It's not true that any system of thought is transmitted genetically. It might coincidentally SEEM true in some cases: Like a certain televangelist whose working like hell to become as crooked, fear-mongering, bigoted, greedy, fame-seeking and altogether completely useless to civilization as his father, Billy, was.
Yeah! I'm dissing religion. But you know the interesting thing: I'm not an athiest.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:17,
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Noted televangelist and son of one the first, Franklin Graham, had stated that 'Obama was born Muslim'!
He stated, 'that the seed of Islam is passes through the father.'
Do you know what this means?
Here, I'll read it again, 'the seed of Islam passes through the father.'
This means that since Obama's father is a Muslim, then Obama was born a Muslim. The logic is only scientifically true if you assume that religion is a sexually transmitted disease.
*scratch, scratch*
Sorry, that's my Roman Catholicism acting up.
But, if religion is a sexually transmitted disease, then isn't any system of thought also sexually transmitted.
...if that were true, then I'd be more responsible with my credit.
...if that were true, then the victims of pedophile priests would go on in life to become pedophile priests.
...if that were true, the human race would have fucked itself into religious muttdom.
...if that were true, President Obama, in addition being a Muslim, would be a deadbeat dad: he's not - he loves Sasha and Malia.
...if that were true, President Bush would've been a mediocre President; not a horrible one. He also would've known when to pull out of Iraq.
...if that were true, then Jesus would've been the God of the Old Testament. Instead he was like; 'New Dispensation Muthaphuckas'!
...if that were true, then the children of suicide bombers would spontaneously combust right now!
That's a logical misstep; I know. I said it for effect.
It's not true that any system of thought is transmitted genetically. It might coincidentally SEEM true in some cases: Like a certain televangelist whose working like hell to become as crooked, fear-mongering, bigoted, greedy, fame-seeking and altogether completely useless to civilization as his father, Billy, was.
Yeah! I'm dissing religion. But you know the interesting thing: I'm not an athiest.
*Rubs sleep from eyes*Is it tin foil hat time?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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Shreddies FTW'lo Menti!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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But my name isn't Jean Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:32,
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You're asking me becaue I am a homecoming queenAICMFP
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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but do I know how happy you can be?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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Without one dollar to spend?Not sure how much this really means though.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:43,
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Wrong board.www.b3ta.com/links/523510
Good luck. :)
(Good luck. :)
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:21,
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^ What she saidNING K3B/-\B!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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One important rule of comedyis to play to your audience.
You have clearly never spent time to work out how this website/audience works.
If you want some feedback:
"The logic is only scientifically true if you assume that religion is a sexually transmitted disease." doesn't really work, as it would also work if you assumed it was genetic like most traits passed from a parent. If your initial point is flawed, then the rest of the routine does not work. Perhaps comparing it to a hereditary defect would make more sense.
"But you know the interesting thing: I'm not an athiest." - why not talk about that in your routine. It *is* more interesting to be a religious comedian as most are atheists (presumably due to the philosophical nature of the work), but you've chosen to cover the ground that most comedians cover. Why is that? To be a good comedian is not to copy other comedians, it's to be yourself.
(You have clearly never spent time to work out how this website/audience works.
If you want some feedback:
"The logic is only scientifically true if you assume that religion is a sexually transmitted disease." doesn't really work, as it would also work if you assumed it was genetic like most traits passed from a parent. If your initial point is flawed, then the rest of the routine does not work. Perhaps comparing it to a hereditary defect would make more sense.
"But you know the interesting thing: I'm not an athiest." - why not talk about that in your routine. It *is* more interesting to be a religious comedian as most are atheists (presumably due to the philosophical nature of the work), but you've chosen to cover the ground that most comedians cover. Why is that? To be a good comedian is not to copy other comedians, it's to be yourself.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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You post something and it goes on the front page. :P
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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HAHAFP this response NOW!
:-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:42,
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One important technique of attention seeking is to shout "Look at me" very loudly.It seems to have that one down pat.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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That's sum real purdy lil picture yo hav there!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:27,
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hahah! funnymancharlie!
hahahahaha charlie! HAHAHAHAh you funnyman!!
hahahah I laugh bigtime!
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaH AH AH A HAhahahahahAHAHAhaha
oh sorry, no, that other thing.
This thread is wasted, let's just fill it with shite
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:28,
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Hahahasome diligent effort there with all the width and height codes.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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SCIENCE!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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hahahaI love this, informative AND entertaining
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:16,
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Why is it interesting that you're not an atheist?Everyone's an embittered agnostic, it's perfectly tedious. Perfectly.
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Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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DON'T CROSS THE SEAMS!Also: Since when has mediocre been president?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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WORDStoo many words
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:32,
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I quite like the ones that start with capital letters.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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If everyone in the world was like me.......then that bloke would have announced he was going to burn these silly books. Nobody would have paid any attention. When it came to the burning, he would have wondered into his back yard, set them on fire, watched them burn, felt a bit embarrassed with himself at this silly nonsensical behavior then went back inside his church and watched emmerdale.
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P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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And yet if you had expressed this pictorially..Well then you'd have been probably not replied to, but the appreciation of following the rules would be there, albeit silent.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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haven't you got a 70 hour week to be getting back to? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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Repost this on /talk.They are a friendly lot and do words. It's pictures here. Now go and stand in the corner and think about what you have done.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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YaysSomeone so mindnumbing dull, uninteligent and needy of validation they spew out someone else's words and opinions in a failed attempt at looking clever and opinionated.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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You're some kind of retard.I hope your carers turn your internets off.
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CowJam,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:28,
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I hope your carers turn your internets ventilator off.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:16,
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Oh christ, you're embarassingly bad, I love the thought that you want to give up your job for this.In all the stuff you've posted, you've not even rased a smile from me, let alone a laugh.
Do yourself a favour and give up now.
(Do yourself a favour and give up now.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:31,
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*waits for it to animate**waits*
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:37,
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So what if he's a muslim?Is that some kind of a token of unsuitability or something?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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