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# B3ta newsletter subject compo time
Okey Dokey
write a jokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Is the Pope still Catholic?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
# If the pope rapes a child in the woods and nobody sees it, is it still rape?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# If i can wank to it, it must be!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# "you're scared?"
"i've got to walk out of this wood on my own!"

/punchline to horrible joke
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# indeed
one of the cleverest and worst ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Are the Kennedys still gun-shy?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Too much farting for so little Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Massive anti welsh-catholic rally formed outside home, Mal Pope in hiding
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Does the pope wear tartan underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# ...also
Happy fork-handle day Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# "It's my b3taday and i'll cry if I want to."
Happy b3taday Rob!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# STATE VISIT MY ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Poping into your inbox
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Pope spotted outside known massage parlour, exclusive photos
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# BOTTO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# The "Bottoms Up" show bar, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Ahh, Lothian Rd, the Boulevard of Broken Bones.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# the ambassador's sauna's are noted in society
for their hostesses' exquisite norks
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# get your tax money back by robbing from a catholic collection plate this Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I got revenge by wearing a condom.
I'm keeping it on until he leaves these shores.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# best pierce a hole in it to pee
and to have the sexings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# not a silly hat in site
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Would everyone going to see the Pope please bring a laser pointer.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# b3ta team national erection championships update
we've reached the semi's!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# *I like this!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# ^ This
* or my one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ^ this, but without the illegal apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# semifinals
apostrophe in place of final, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# B3ta day 1 was a good day to bury bad news
Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# 9 years old today, grats!
(watch out for men in little white glass cars)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope
pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope poop whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# George Michael to drive the Popemobile
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
#
twitter.com/PatricKielty/statuses/24650212172
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# yes
I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# True faith is no bullet proof glass, ya wimp!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# £21.5 million and all we got was this lousy pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# TEH POPE; 4EVA IN UR HARTS AND LITTLE BOYZ PANTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Now compatible with PlayStation Move
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Germany invades England, pope blamed!
Happy rob3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Outrage as Pope kisses baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Can I use your Benedictaphone? No you can use your finger like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Now 100% asbestos free
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Say Nope to the not Dope Pope
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# POPE COMPARES ATHEISTS TO NAZIS. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Pope Aid in B3TA - Third World Newsletter - jibe.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Russell's Teapot found in Popemobile.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Kissing the Pope's ring
and his anus
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# MC Pope - opiate for the massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Oooo
I like
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)
# happy b3taday rob :)

George Michael writes new song for his skinhead cell mate, it'll be called hairless fister
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Goerge Michael in prison, God ousted from the UK, what's next, ninja hitler monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# BENEDICT: MINE'S A BACARDI BREEZER
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# "People called Romas, they go, the house?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# This is clever
and I wish to indicate my approval.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# POPE: I SAID SECULAR NOT SEXIER
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Third World special edition
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# GAFFE PRONE BIGOTED GERMAN MEETS POPE
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Protest the bears: no more anti-social fouling of woods
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# RAP SINGER SLINGS RAT AT RATZINGER
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Bugger me
its the pope
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ADVERT: Godless country in need of new Deity, apply in faith
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)