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# newsletter subject line compo
I'm the ginger
you write the zinger
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# 34th miner wondering where everybody's gone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ^this :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Or : 34th miner returns from extended toilet break, wonder where everyone's gone
Or : 34th miner wins subterranean hide-and-seek
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# 34th miner found dead on all fours with a snooker ball gag on and a dripping arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# That gave me a chubby.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# CHILEAN UNEMPLOYMENT UP BY 33
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Underground, Overground, Chileans free
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# winnar
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# win x33
(perkusfux, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# There was a guy on BBC News with the miners yesterday
who looked like Roman Polanski.

*cue Glitter refs*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# don't make me hit you like a ginger stepchild!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# GINGER DOESN'T RHYME WITH ZINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Who will dig for my chillis now?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# my other newsletter is a newletter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# This is a newsletter that I wrote. It's about peace and love and good happiness stuff
Bonus points for the musical reference.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Heads UP!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Free Clare Rayner smock for every reader
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Only 110 Days Until Groundhog Day
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# edam miners suffer from cheesy helmet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# 'Free Chile' film now in production
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# i bet it is, too
only with good looking americans playing all the parts
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I heard they were gonig to replace the miners with slightly effeminate, tenn heartthrob vampires.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# that sparkle when they emerge in the capsule
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Meet and greet when they get to the top with Prince Philip:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# and benicio del Toro as the corageous freedom fighter
sticking it to the yankee pig dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# ^this
And his name is Dr Gonzo
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Oi Joe
I got a top-rated comment on the DM too!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# This person seems to have mistake the APple iPhone for an apple.
'£5 million? What a waste of money on such a worthless item. It looks like a cheap, tacky iPhone case you could purchase from a fruit market.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# \o/
and pffft...

Maybe their readers are developing a sense of humour finally

Or...perhaps not
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I forgot what panelshow this week made fun of the fact the wives stayed in a camp called 'Hope Camp'
until someone pointed out that the other alternative would have been 'Mine Camp'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# HIGNFY, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I still think they should bring back Angus.
Would I Lie to You was better when he was hosting that too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It's pronounced CHILAY for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# who by?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# That bilingualist on BBC news.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# As packed full of funnies as a Chilean mine
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Rob Manuel Autobiography on the shelves in time fro christmas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I wondered who was behind Mrs Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Chilean mountain raped by man-made penetration device... 33 survivors.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# IN UR MINEZ, CHILEN OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Now with 37% less bumfun than a Chilean Mine
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Dear Claire... Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Is it a bit Chile in here or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# World prays for Chileans: Claire Rayner temporarily forgotten with disasterous consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# This week, Vagabond's touching tribute to Claire Rainer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# obviously
tribute to
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# you've been quango'ed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Claire Rayner; NOW WITH WINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# :D
perfect!

Press on darlings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Jay Rayner buries his mother
in a pile of horseradish mash with some oxtail gravy.
Nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# DID YOU EVER SEE A MAN WEARING A DRESS WHILE TAKING A SHIT IN A KETTLE? IIIIIIIIIIII DID. IIIIIIIIIIIII DID.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You ever seen a grown man naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Not since the restraining order.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Miners slide up and down a shaft - Glitter offers assistance
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Who is the man that would risk his neck / For his brother man? / SHAFT! / Can you dig it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# GEORGE LAMB SPOTIFY ADS BLAMED FOR WORKPLACE MASSACRE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# ^Oh, this
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# "Last one out of the mine's a woofter!"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
#
woofter fossil
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Chips for lunch and dinner. Mmmm
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# We've pulled more miners from our shafts than you have.
(and now I feel unwell).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Our shaft can feed more than 33 miners ?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# subject to a restraining order in a texas court
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Won more court cases than league games.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# OhhhHHhhh SWEET CHILE OF MINE
Chile - as in the country and mine as in digging.. it's clever, see
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# POKING YOU UP THE FRONT BOTTOM WITH MY PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# NOW PINOCHET IS LONELY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)