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# Newsletter subject line compo
come on my pretty
write something witty
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# HELPING YOU OUT LIKE AN IRISH BANK
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# "YOU'VE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD... ON A FRIDAY"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# "Whitewash My Cervix" yells disenfranchised Ocelot Wrangler
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# ^ stop the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Texting your friend about a bereavement, and your name's Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Bwahahahahahaha!
^ winnar
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
Lol Creme
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# You've got me trying to remember where I've heard that recently
damn my old age
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# It was on a panel show
possibly HIGNFY, but I only watch telly drunk so I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I hold my hands up
It was Milton Jones on something late on. Probably Comedy Central, thought it too good not to share :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# That's it, Milton Jones :)
Probably on Dave / Mock the Week then
/and yes, a cracking line, love his stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Me too...:)
He's rather good, but watching Mock The Week some tend to re-cycle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'm jobless, living on benefits and in council housing. Why didn't my wedding make the front page?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Trickling into your inbox like wee down a tramp's leg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I pissed on a tramp once and he didn't like it :<
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Best Katie Perry remix
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# B3ta.com Friday Newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# This would actually be pretty good but I don't usually see it until saturday morning
I am from the future, you see
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# 20 years ago, MILLI VANILLI DIED ON THIS DAY
I propose a minute of silence instead of a subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Dude you can't type silence dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# No that's you typing nothing.
C'mon try harder, Waspox.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I also typed the spaces really noisily

I am ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# please be silent in front of your computer while you type.
Don't say the words or the letters as you hit the keys.

Try to type quietly, or if possible not type at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# YOU CAN TYPE A REQUEST FOR SILENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# piss up a rope fuckstick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# *awards 4 Rude Kid points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# big elephant's fanny
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# FANNY BATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# BIFFO* HAS RUINED IRELAND
*Big ignorant fucker from Offally
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# quitting the One show to be a full time sex pest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# LICKING YOUR FACE LIKE A HAM-BASED LOLLIPOP
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# The overwhelming stench of putrifying Human Offal, direct to your inbox.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# PRINCE WILLIAM ON STAG, SHOVING PICTURES OF HIS GRAN INTO A STRIPPER'S KNICKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'your face-my arse'!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I saw Have I got News For You last night as well
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I didn't actually.
I ripped that off a mate on Facebook :o{p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Handling stolen jokes IS a crime.
You wouldnt steal a car
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I would if I could ctrl + c then Ctrl + V it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I'd steal bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# THIS
(waxdart hello., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Commemorative Royal Wedding Announcement edition
£75 has automatically been deducted from your account
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Grotesque, gnarled hands invade my body cavities whilst I'm sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Erm ... yeah.
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# You need to use more Nivea next time.
:-|
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Or more chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:01, archived)
# You're such a gent.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Kate Middleton anagrams to Detonated Milk.
'plogies to whoever said that the other day
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Ditto dalek men

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# everybody dies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Kate's marrying a German and there's me without a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# An unending sense of shame washes over the spinster upon discovery of the decapitated Romanian cleaning woman.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Best of all the Pink Floyd songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# KATE MIDDLETON OR KATIE PRICE, I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO MIXED UP.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Kate Thornton
was the one before Dermot O Leary or Dermot Murnaghan, I always get those two mixed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Tributes to 'helium death' teenager come floating in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# DERIS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11795984
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# "[C]ounselling services had been available for both staff and pupils this week."
Counselling? For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# wonder if there will be balloons at the wake?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# that's a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# that was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# quick, james! fetch me the rubber beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# FLAGGING AS SPAM SINCE 2003. COCKNUTS!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Newsletter: Doing a Gillian Mckeith to the internets bloody stool
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Newsletter: A weekly B3ta.com newsletter.
^thumbs up so Rob sees it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# OK DICKHEADS I WAS ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT MOMENT OF SILENCE
SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A MINUTE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
do I have to turn the Air conditioner off or does that count as silence?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Sorry
Ah fuck just broke the silence
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# *nokia ringtone*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# *Dog barking at a plastic bag outside*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# *sloppy wank noises*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Dissolving your relatives' bones in sulphuric acid is no job for the over 40s
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# "Now how the fuck do we kill this one off and make it look like an accident?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I suggest terrorism
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# RUBBING OUR HANDS IN GLEE LIKE KATE MIDDLETON'S LIFE INSURANCE PROVIDER
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# RIP PATRICK MOORE, IN MA HART 4 EVA
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# missin u alredy
a tru ledgend
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# China's number one funeral song,
Journey – Don't Stop Bereaving
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# LACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# IRA vs IMF - it's on!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Yuppie girl gets engadged to a young John Lithgow in "1st Rock from her son"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I JUST TRUMPED AND IT SMELLS LIKE PANCETTA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Real IRA to disband to to lack of funds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Why is the Irish debt the biggest in Europe?
Cos it keeps dublin and dublin and dublin.... Ali G
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# disturbing imagery that twats with your subconsious
(boncester I can feeeeeel the changes.... mostly, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Congratulations to William & Kate from every renting DVD website.
(waxdart hello., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)