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# We're All Going To Die
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pddKTZCsYHk

A song all about the end of the world, which is just over a year away. 100% FACT.
(Big Jim Pickaxe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Cup of tea anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP.
Big Jim Pickaxe is in this video. It's his as much as mine. He is lovely. Stop picking on him.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# rinks over there
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I have a song about the links board, which is just 1 click away
cue banjo....

THE LINKS BOARD IS FER LINKIN'
TO THE SHIT THAT Y'ALL FIND
WHETHER YOUTUBE, BREAK OR WIMP.COM
I REALLY CAN'T DECIDE
BUT BE CAREFUL WITH THAT STUFF YOU POST
COS YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOCK
AND NEITHER DO YOU WANT TO FEEL
THE WRATH THAT IS GLASS-COCK

OH LINKS BOARD, LINKS BOOAARRD!
THEY'RE NOT THERE TO CHAT
BUT THERE'S LOTS OF CATS DOING SILLY STUFF
AND A DOG WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

second stanza

edit: wasn't this done by a b3tan? www.coolestone.com/files/dd3a39a4c299dfdd.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# This is truly awesome.
Don't tell Swindon or they'll run you out of town.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# they are already getting suspicious of my opposing thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Quick!
Try and sue the local KFC or something, that'll set you straight!
(I think that was in swindon..)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# oh god yes
he even got mauled by the rest of Swindon for that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# It was funny.
A friend of mine just got in the news for a bomb scare in Bath, he went to a fancy dress party and lost the bomb, which apparently he did a very good job on. We'll see how he gets away with that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
Someone set us up the bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# The police have it.
Or the bomb squad. Both were called...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Woo!
That's some mighty fancy rhyming there, Griff!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I'm channeling the ghost of Willie Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# FP this now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# haha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# yes we are
some of us sooner than others
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I'm just going to put this up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# buy two for the home neutering kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# it's good
but it's not a hen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I
LOVE MY BRICK
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Funny.
You appear to be able to type, indicating that you can read.

Sadly, you appear not to have read the FAQ.

I can only conclude that, since one is given about a week before one's account opens, specifically in order that, and directed so, you can familiarize yourself with the site, you're an absolute fucking muppet.

Now begone with you, silly muppet, and don't come back until you're au fait with the rules.

Rules are very, VERY important.

VERY important.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# sage words
onion numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# your disciplinary attitude makes me quiver
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# How convenient, as
my lacadaisical winsomeness fashions arrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# that is convenient
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Got any pics?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# yes
but not of that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Can I have one of a monkey
Dressed as nurse please
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# what am i, your monkey cross-dressing bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Crosses fingers
Crosses legs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# *crosses eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Crosses the road
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Crosses Himself
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Kross will make you jump, jump.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Sorry, my browser can't handle YouTube.
Would you be able to convert this song to jpeg format?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# It amuses me
That B3tans eagerness to jump on anyone who dares post a link on the main board pushes peoples posts of their work even further down the board than the original post.


ho hoho
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# It amuses me
that lurkers' eagerness to moan about this contributes to exactly the same outcome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I'm going to moan about you moaning at someone who's moaning about us moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I'm going to moon you.
*moons*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I can't be arse to read what's going on
but I got the gist and that's good enough for moan
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:25, archived)
# There's always one.
*moans further*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# there's a difference between replies creating extra scrolling
and a new post pushing somone elses work off the board entirely.

It's all about the finite number of threads and not about the length of each thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
#
Isn't the issue the number of original threads, as opposed to the number of posts, of which only a certain limited number remain outside the archive?
EDIT: ah yes, much as this^ says.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# It's quite grey and miserable outside
so when I went out for lunch and spotted a baglady rummaging in a skip I felt quite charitable and thought it only fair that I dragged her under the railway arch before jamming her back passage full of dead cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# it's your humanity that makes you stand out from the rest of us Waspy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# What the everloving fuck?
At least credit baldmonkey for it, you colossal twat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# his profile has words on this subject it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
#
credit blame
it for such a colossally shite song
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Silly Mr Pickaxe.
The world ended just the other week. 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# FACT ME TIL I FART
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# For almost seven years I have
witnessed varied levels of abuse directed at noobs for failure to abide by the FAQ. Maybe it's time we took a closer look at ourselves. Firstly, who reads the FAQ on a site unless they have a question? "Site use instructions" would put out a much clearer message. We don't have an image board, we have a message board, so why are we always upset when someone only posts a message? We have "Post a new message" not "Start a new thread" yet we are affronted when someone posts a new message and it starts a thread. If these anomalies were corrected maybe we wouldn't have so many people afraid to post. Let's take some responsibility here, we're not a government FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# hang on
I might have a song about this....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Fuck off noob ;>)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# cue banjo...
THE MOOD AND WILL AND WHIMSY
OF THE BOARD IS QUITE UNIQUE
IT CAN'T BE FATHOMED, BOSSED ABOUT
EXCEPT FOR ONCE A WEEK

THAT TIME IS ON A TUESDAY
WHEN THE NEW RECRUITS ARE IN
WE RIDE THEM ROUGH WE SHAKE THEM DOWN
AND THEN THEY ALL FIT RIGHT IN

NOO-BIE TUESDAY
THAT DAY THAT WE ALL HOPE
WILL BRING US MORE THAN CDCs
AND UNCROPPED SHITTY TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# *applauds*

Nice one, noob
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# tl; dr
;op
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Fuck off old git ;>)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# *moans about kids today*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I think it's funny that you post a song by a b3tan on b3ta
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Bloody Hell, that's funny.
Who's the scoper in the background?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)