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# Newsletter subject line compo
our subject lines are eggy and whiffy
help us out by writing something pithy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Here I sit all broken-hearted. Dropped me kecks and only farted.
also, have an icosioctahedron.

Many thanks to k3b/-\b for finding out the name of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# The wierdest game of Kerplunk EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# WYNNE EVANS KILLED IN CAIRO RIOTS FILMING NEW GO COMPARE ADVERT
(I wish)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# It's newsletter time - read it, email the best bits to your colleagues then fuck off home.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I quite like this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# shall we stop then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Read this, then get back to work you lazy Mexicans!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Queensland without Kangaroos as they weren't tied down, Sport.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Happier than a penguin in a microwave
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Its time to start pretending you know about rugby!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# already am
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# cockwhiffle!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Better then a bar mitzvah in a brewery
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Millions are in uproar in #Cairo. Rumour is they heard they heard the newsletter was about to be published
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Now containing 95% REAL badger flange meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Now with added badger porn!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Pre-teen badger porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I'm sorry for that appalling error. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# don't worry about it
it's not worth1000
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# But it was atrollcious!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Pfft I'll go back to drawing cocks on things then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# EGYPTIANS LOOK AFTER THEIR MUMMIES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ... They need the bandages
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Left foot to the groin, right foot to the head. THAT's how to walk like an Egyptian
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Fuck you, Stephen Fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Special Photoshop Expert Edition!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# *assumes he missed something*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10323661
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Some faggot troll earlier in the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# steady on
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Stop Press! Microsoft better than Amstrad! What will this week's humiliating re-edit be?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Revolutionary fervour spreads to Isle of Wight
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Contians more ^ Would, than a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Stephen Fry in Japanese No Fry Zone! ROR!
They complain about one joke about the a-bomb attck but they havent apologised for the millions they raped, tortured and murdered during work war 2?

Tell them go flock themselves!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# When the rioting's all done, they can brush all the rubble into neat pyramid shapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# un gros ours brun avec un ballon et une brique et une bouteille de bière intimidateurs chauves-souris en faisant rebondir le ventre, mais emprunte boutons en beuglant magnifiquement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# C'est pas un "bingly bangly bingly boo!"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# like Worth1000 with magenta cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# American and Egyptian presidents merge to form President Hosni Mubarackobama
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# This is the story to The Mummy 4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# sexier than Sally Bercow in a bedsheet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# trying to walk like an egyptian while dodging bricks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Nowhere near as blinding as last weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# is that typed with a touch of hope
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I can still see last weeks
it's burnt into my retinas!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Pyramid scheme gets out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Run like an egyptian...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I love kitties. Best of all the animals!
EDIT: I'd like to say again. Cheers mate for allowing the compo. You can have no idea how happy you've made the people at the CST for doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# B3ta is the best although worth1000, like some Egyptians, are in de-nile.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# "YOU'RE FIRED"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Most efficient way to waste work-hours since working.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# GIZA BREAK
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Don't worry the links will load up faster than /board!
sorry :P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Price: £8,745 *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Egypt brought to a halt by Ramses Raiders
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Attracting half-term idiots like shit to a blanket since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Military to pick next premier league winner in a tie-break.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# First issue 99p - Usual price £12.99
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# in 5000 monthly instalments
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# You too can construct your own replica of an internet cunt
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# ^ This..
I would buy this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# the first issue comes with a tuft of ginger hair
issue 2 comes with a de-louser due to 'issues' with issue 1's gift.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# News rhymes with poos!
And Rob rhymes with knob.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# OMFG!! Cyclone Yasi! Fry's insulting of Japan! Egyptians rioting! …. Fuck em, I need a poo.
(LordMuttonChops who said that?!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Terry cannot wait to work with Torres...Mrs Torres that is.
Footbalols
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Regardless of charges of corruption, suprisingly long lived Charlie Sheen still reaches the headlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# here i stand, not so hearty, feel like a spare dick at a gay party.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Like my nethead pensioner friend Lindy says, out the corner of her mouth, when she's not trolling American Babylon 5 forums,
"I keep getting these emails from some guy called Manuel."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ARMY PULLS OUT TANKS. EGYPTIANS LEARN TO WALK LIKE CHINAMEN.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Help the needy...give me weedy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# In ur riots, ridin mah camel.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Friday - it's the new Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# /board welcomes careless trolls?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)