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# Prolly bindun

*goes off in search of original ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I don't remember seeing it!
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I wanted to draw something War of the Worlds-based,
following descriptions from the book. Then I realised I lent the book to someone at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Saying that, I have a few drawings and paintings to do.
I should get on with one. Either: a) a bird for a friend who is moving and took me out on a lot of birding trips; or b) my friend's ship before he leaves for a shore posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I'm just babbling, ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Hello.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# NING k3b/-\b!
Where have you been all my life the last few weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Howdy-ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# From Wiki..
The Martians are described as octopus-like creatures; the "body" consists of only a head about four feet across having two eyes, a V-shaped, lipless, beak-like mouth, and two branches of 'almost-whip like' eight tentacles each around the mouth. Internally, the Martians consist of a brain, lungs, heart, and blood vessels; they have no organs for digestion, and therefore sustain themselves by mechanically transfusing blood from other animals into their arteries by a little pipette.
The ear, a single membrane located in the back of the head, is believed to be useless in Earth's atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Ah yes.
I wondered about doing a scene of Horsell Common with the capsule, possibly even as far as half the crowd being torched. Maybe a project for another evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I'm still waiting for someone to do a film version set in Victorian London.
The sense of being overwhelmed by a superior force is far more prevalent when the only thing you can throw at it is an ocean-bound ironclad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# YES!
I've been saying this for years, if only for seeing Woking burnt to the ground.
In the meantime, have a pea roast:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Woking? Yeah, man. I'm with you on that one.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# You might like this...
www.b3ta.com/links/500250
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# That's some serious dedication to the cause.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# :D
Also, my favourite xkcd comic...
xkcd.com/556/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# They got everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Pendragon pictures attempted it..
But the end result was complete pants :(

Cannon were pretty effective against the fighting machines in the book.

Unfortunately for humanity gas masks had not yet been invented.... So the black smoke did for them all.

Wells didn't know much about military tactics unfortunately (he was a pacifist after all). The best strategy would be large mines laid in the path of the fighting machines - kaboom!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGrrnpzB_Y
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# NING B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Once you 'Ning
You just can't... ah.
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahaha. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# memetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I wish I/you had tagged that
I think that one was where you added the back of his collar in after I wiped his head. I'd have been interested to see how often it's been used for headswaps...




edit: yeah, there we are,

looks way better with the collar in. just wish one of us had added a little "boris" on his tie or something. that way we could both claim credit, too... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# was that a jeremy prototype?
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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
#


Click for bigger (304 kb)

(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Expected Horse!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# You nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# noooo
Don't fuck with Andrews amazing art!! :)
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Don't worry, this was approved at the time and since then, he changed his arts to be even wooer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# as was my near simultaneous mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Fucking, shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Haha nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Smug gets around, but I don't recall this version.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# fake
no bridge
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# How can he be so smug when he has such a tiny cock?
There's been quite a smug bastard revival of late. :)
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
#

EDIT: thanks chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# If it was as small as in the top pic he'd have a hard time...
Anyway, have a sMug:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Must be a grower not a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)