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# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
I'd muchly appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# As Read by Fred the Shred in Bed with a girl called Ed(wina)*
*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# SWEATING LIKE KEN CLARKE ON FIVE LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# NOW WITH 50% LESS SUPERINJUNCTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# SEE YOU AFTER THE RAPTURE, SINNERS!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Is that a serious rapture?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Something about Kate Bush
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Causing Pilot Whales to Commit Mass Suicide since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Beached az.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# there's no picture!



....oh wait, you can't punch yourself, ...or can you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Stop hitting yourself...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# bum cleavage!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# B3TA Newsletter, brought to you by mild rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Rape-ture?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm animating the puppy:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# What a trooper!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# O_0
She has a look of steely determination on her face. What a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Pony's day trip ruined by rail staff
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaha this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
The Rapture sack their marketing team for not scheduling the release of their new album for Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# FREE IMF KAMASUTRA GUIDE FOR EVERY READER!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Dominique Strauss-Kahn claims he was attempting rapture, not rape
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Queen visits Guiness factory for a pint of the black stuff
Prince Phillip mortified
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR...TRADE ACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUN WITH STRAUSS KAHN
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Putting cows on the M25 since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Putting Cowes on the B3325 since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Oah Oh, Babushka Babushka Babushka Oah Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# oh you massive bastard
*earworm well and truly burrowed in*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# yeh - me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# fucker
now it's all I can hear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Manamanah
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# PLOT OF TERMINATOR 5 SPOILED BY REAL LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# NOT AS SERIOUS AS OTHER TYPES OF NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Yes
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I ate a bad crab and can no longer retain anything.
This is not a subject line suggestion, but I am going home, vomiting.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Was it a paedo crab?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# PEDANTICHRIST HAS GOT CRABS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# AND HE EATS THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# WITH HIS MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# If he's not careful, he'll wake up with a furry tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Phwoarr!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Containing the truth about the connection between Arnie's kid and the end of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# some types of rapture are not as serious as other types of rapture
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# more nazi love than Lars von Trier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Now containing 50% more 'VAG CREAM'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Oh yeah, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# smuggled in to Dominique Strauss-Khan via his lawyer's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Rapture occurring at 6pm in each time zone
God possibly not as omnipresent as previously suggested
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Samoa gutted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Hasta la vista, illegitimate baby
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# :D
so simple but so effective.
or is that another twat you read? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# nope, all mine that one :)
/well, I've not heard it from anywhere else, but it's so obvious, I can't be the only one to have said it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Hasta la bastard
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# preparing our Rapture viral videos
like the internet spastics we are
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is Shit. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# never
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ^ Not what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Today's Filtad Birthdays is Shit. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# trolling when you only post a few times a year is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# This is why
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Calling someone a troll because they post less than you and have a differing opinion is shit, give it up
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# ^ for the love of god, what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I've just been looking through all the images that you have posted...
* Very good...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Thanks, not posted any images for a while, but I can knock you out a filtered photo if you like?
I don't have to be a butcher to know when meat's gone off.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# You have a phot of some meat that has gone off...
and you can filter it???

That would be great, as I would love to learn from a master.

Thank you in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Who said I was a master? Don't be such an oversensitive, mardy cow.
Yes, I could throw a picture of some meat that's gone off through a filter and post it on here if I wanted. I choose not to though. It's not its birthday for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Seriously?
With all the classic photos we're bound to have from tomorrow's rapture?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I have some nice long exposure shots of people floating to heaven planned
and the angel pics will be making a return
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Nun upskirts!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# 100% better than monk upskirts fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# this^
either that or rename this site Fl1ckr
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ^ oh please, this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# We're all DOOMED
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Something to read when you're left behind by the Rapture.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Warning - contains L.A. Noire spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Chaka Kahn, Chaka Kahn, Chaka Chaka...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Rob Manuel went on holiday and all we got was this lousy newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Heartier than a full English breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Wishing Jade Goody a happy birthday
(CornishStanley can't post hyperlinks, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Too soon man too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# REPENT YOUR SINS
We offer a special 24hr service
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Rape, cows and lovechildren... sounds like a shopping list for a good weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# that reminds me of a good t-shirt I saw
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms - Who is bringing the Chip Dip?

(de-ris)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Railtrack don't love horses despite them being the best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Lamb Chop, Chicken Fajita, Here's your weekly dose of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Awarded to rapists for good behavior
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:58, archived)