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# Want to write some smutty words and see them in a video?

I need to come up with a selection of rude sounding signs for the background of a video.
Short and to the point like a web pop-up or porn shop sign.
Try and avoid actual swears, comedy euphemisms a bonus.
Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# TOAD IN THE HOLE
Hot sausage in batter
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# hahahaha, bingo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# West Country casserole...
...hot sausage in cider?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# BUTTERED PARSNIPS
edit: I think I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# what will you do for a
CHOCCY BICCY!!

edit - roll me in flour and find the dampspot!
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Isn't that a Tinie Tempah lyric?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# umm.
I hope not, just reminds me of that joke where the spastics hiding in the wardrobe
(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Phwoar!
WHen do they break out the basters?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# pirate shop.
I always used to read private shop as pirate shop as a youngster.,. and imagined a secretive world filled of pirate fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Filth Peddlar
off road mountain bikes
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Tesco Extra
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Mrs. Palm's
Ham Shanks.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
that----v
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# BIG BAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Southampton has
a 'Nice Baps' sandwich bar.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# So does Salford :)
EDIT: I mean, Salford has a Big Baps.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# ALL THE CLAM YOU CAN EAT!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# how about the classic
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# SOPPING WET TUNNELS: Underground painting company
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# VISIT THE YORKSHIRE WOLDS
go to www.mywetwang.com
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hot flange action
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# the pink closet.
mussle beach

Kebab shop
guaranteed badly packed!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Listen while I eat my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# MEAT HANDLERS
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# MOURNING GLORY Funeral Services.
A bit too dark?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# FRENCH FANCY
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Go on, you know you want to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes salty...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# CAT HERDING
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# BEEF. CURTAINS
Butcher. Haberdasher
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# SELF-SERVICE HOES
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I liked the luxury clothing store on Family Guy last night:
'Britches and Hose'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
# CLEVELAND: Steamer Company
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# cheers, some of them will do
the rest of you lot were rubbish ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I'm just warming up
I've got 8 more minutes before I fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Moist Wipes
Large Brown Baps, Tight Banjo Strings and Creamed Prawns
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# MODEL
town, new in
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# BUM FUN
Hobo playground
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# JAM YOUR HEAD IN MY FUCKING CUNT
Tourette's Society
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# DISGUSTING!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Barely legal smelgeing
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# SINK MY SHAFT
Borehole specialist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# HAND JOB
Self-service car wash
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# SOAPY TITS
Aviary Grooming Parlour
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# HOT FLUFF
CHEESY RIM
MOIST BUNS
WET FLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I'M SOPPING WET
AS I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET THE ROOF REPAIRED.

MY PIPES NEED CLEANING
16TH CENTURY CHURCH ORGAN IN NEED OF RENOVATION

PUMP ME HARD
AND OTHER TYRE INFLATING STORIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# LADY GARDENer available
Apply within
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Mr Toast
I do believe Mr Dave The Hat could give you the odd suggestion or two hundred
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Sopping wet rug
you need a rug doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# FILL ME IN
Application Specialists
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# SELF SERVICE
Cash & Carry
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# GET IT IN
Shoe Horns.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# COME FROM A BROKEN HOME?
I'LL POLYFILLA YOUR CRACK
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Cream Pies for sale
.
Outsized jugs for an outsized thirst.

Fun pillows
All colours available.

Bush patrol in progress.

Special offer!
Pearl necklaces from 22 pounds.

Spit roast
15 pounds per person

Snatch
the best bargains here.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# 'Happy Ending'
Children's Library.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I was a bit worried it cuts too close to the line... ;D
 
Hardcore
And Gravel Deliveries

Mature Housewive's
Choice Fine Cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Signs... with inuendo? Manchester has that covered.

a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198466_10150170174892780_597692779_8387811_1067091_n.jpg
(B3ta-Ethics Anyone seen Cidney?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# IN YOUR ENDO,
BEATING YOUR RICHARD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Open Crotch Sheds
Tasselled Wing-Nut Action

Well-Hung Pelmet

Bard my Rogue!
XXX Dual-Class Role-Play Action
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# SUPER CRAPPY FUN!
Doh, I'm too late.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Polish my spark plugs
Rummage through my cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Hot Steaming Roadkill
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Just buy Framley Examiner.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Canal Street
but with the neon bulbs for the C and the S on the blink
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# SHOVE IT UP MY CLUNGE!
Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# BORED HOUSEWIVES
watching telly
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# rear parking available
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)