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# the eyes follow you round the room

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Christ, that's awful!
he has taken an incredibly pretty girl and made a worn-out middle aged woman out of her.

They should have got Rolf to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# haven't we all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# =))
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# *sniggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Agreed.
She looks like a 45-year-old chain-smoker, or the kind of person who'd sooner use a Glade Plug-In than open a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# you can catch all sorts from outside air
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# something, something, heir inside, something.
Full joke to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha! ROFL!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# *makes wobble board noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# thats ace
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# actually as its xmas ill add this link (as I've forgot how to repost)
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/84169/1351171179/styro.gif
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# oh noes...
Poor Rdli Hakkis...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
# teething troubles
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# A+
"The technique was necessary to...instil a guttural sensation of horror" :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Cold dead eyes etc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Crikey. It's like a "faces of meth".
What did he do? Mix up her picture with one of her mum?

He won't be getting a knighthood for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Kirstie Alley, or Anita Dobson?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# has he only ever seen paintings that need to be cleaned?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Kate likes to smoke 80 a day, and eats pies. Washed down with lashings of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10907280
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Mind the piss :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# She'll make a great Queen Mum in 60 years then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Bloody hell!
He's made her look like Edwina Currie
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# conflicting light sources
probably

something isn't right apart from how rough the artist has made her look
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# like a mad childess auntie looming at you from inside a wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# That's a bit grim.
Edit: Next week's image challenge: Do a decent portrait of Kate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# ^ Fucking THIS
I'm doing mine in pasta
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
# at the very least it should be a sub challenge
a week of one face gets painfully repetetive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# As is demonstrated here every night.
Well, three faces in that case, but cumulatively for far more than a week each.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Yep, you're right.
We did self portraits not long back. Maybe portraits of famous folk in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# I'd vote for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# I especially like the
- five o'clock shadow
- half-lidded, rohypnol eyes
- boxer's nose
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# o_O
They should've waited to reveal this shit until after the baby was born!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Yeah...
Being told by a footman that the nanny was woken three times in the night as he deliveres your breakfast in bed at half-past-nine is quite tiring...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# ??
I'm more concerned about the unborn baby and the stress this image may cause it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# I thought you meant she looked tired, like someone with a newborn
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# yikes
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
# that's fucking awful!
perhaps he's a republican :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# That poor cat...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# this is genuinely better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Exactly. A bit more
contrast and saturation and bob's your uncle.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Charlotte Church?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Marfelous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# this reminds me or Dr Dawn Thing off Embarrassing Bodies
https://www.tampap.com/asset/image/Dawn_Harper.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Terrifying!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Just been reading the article.
The last line's great: "The portrait, called HRH The Duchess of Cambridge ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Fuuuuck, I could paint better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# really? go on then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)