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[challenge entry] #sgtpepper2022

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Feel free to write your own - funnier - key, but here is the official one:
twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1598621837281337344?s=46&t=AMUi-SD-qKbs4m7rGSJP_w

From the Ob3tuaries challenge. See all 315 entries (open)

(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:28, archived)
# What a way to find out that Cynthia Plaster Caster has died.
(Lovely stuff as always)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:31, archived)
# She really is going to be
this year’s Toblerone isn’t she
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:32, archived)
# Still think you should put Lemmy in
every year to troll fact checkers.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:35, archived)
# I think I spy Paul Weller's Cum Face over to the right, near Eddie Murphy and Kate Pierson
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:03, archived)
# No that's Ian Botham's footpenis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:47, archived)
# I like Prince Phillip's rock star pose with the guitar
Along with Ellen Degenerate and Dick Valentine, that could be quite a lineup.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:55, archived)
# beautiful. fp this now
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:33, archived)
# @mods - thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:38, archived)
# PINGU DIED?
(Blobby blobby, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:52, archived)
# Judging by this, Tosh Lines and Nigel Farage did too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:59, archived)
# And Axl Rose
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:00, archived)
# Also the Union Jack, this is the future EU libs want
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:07, archived)
# Their in league with the woke-eating tofurati
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:58, archived)
# It's not the Union jack. It's the Union Flag
Obviously not British.
(reinvented, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 8:49, archived)
# Nice Technoinclusion
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:59, archived)
# I have a list of ~250 celeb deaths from this year incase you're missing some
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:17, archived)
# This can and will be used against you in court
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:23, archived)
# Do I look like
I need your list??
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:31, archived)
# A bit?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:50, archived)
# Only joking
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:57, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:52, archived)
# Hurts my head to think how ambitious this is!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 3:00, archived)
#
Every year a work of art and a focused project over the course of the year.
Strong!
(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 4:44, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:59, archived)
# Great stuff
What... The queen has died???!??
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 7:27, archived)
# Is that Mrs McLusky?
Wonderful as always. We need a multiyear supercomp!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 2 Dec 2022, 7:32, archived)
# I like the little Chesney Hawkins sat by the drum
A fitting tribute to the one and only
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 7:43, archived)
# Taken 2 sune xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:34, archived)
# Vinnie Jones is in a bit of a loud suit, up right in between Paul McCartney and Priti Patel
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:17, archived)
# Paul is dead? Again?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:47, archived)
# I command you to rise from your grave and put out another album
Altered Beat
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:15, archived)
# +le
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 16:41, archived)
# On the album Abbey Road, Paul's feet are bare, cryptically signifying that he's unbearable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 16:46, archived)
# Do you mind, you're pushing sex dolls for paedophiles spam off the bottom of the page.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:31, archived)
# Terrible bullying of established member "Andy_R"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:56, archived)
# Raymond Briggs⛄ 🌞 💀😧
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:59, archived)
# He was good in 28 Days Later
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:49, archived)
# Top work as ever
Would have been hilarious to "forget" the Queen and watch the internet explode though :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:09, archived)
# Somebody did
accuse me of forgetting her earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:32, archived)
# Pffft!
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:26, archived)
# Goodbye…….friends of Hagrid…
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 12:54, archived)
# epic
Be nice to see Eddie Butler on there.

Genuinely think he meant more to us Welsh than her maj.
(horrid, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 13:15, archived)
# The Queen's dead?!
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:28, archived)
# Woo!
IDK if there's a twitter algorithm that fuzzifies text in pictures but I am having trouble reading that key, BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:33, archived)
# tis fine with me
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:37, archived)
# works okay for me
maybe lay off the eggnog, it's only the 2nd
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:18, archived)
# I don't drink eggs.
This is what the key looks like for me.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:16, archived)
# :(
spoiler alert: they're all dead
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:36, archived)
# It looks to me like you're squinting there. Have you tried not squinting? Well?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:38, archived)
# I can't find the squint option in firefox 107.0.1
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:54, archived)
# well of course you can't, you're squinting
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 19:35, archived)
# should have gone to Specsavers
see if someone there will read it to you
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 6:43, archived)
# Didn't realise Jerry's mum and George's mum died in the same year
There's no precedent, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:48, archived)
# Epic E pic
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 19:41, archived)
# Bit premature, but great
Christine McVie, RIP
(Quadrille, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 11:55, archived)
# Kirstie Alley :(
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Woo yay!
Wowzers
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 10:30, archived)