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100% Fact, The US Navy have trained Cetaceans for use in Battle.

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(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Woo
Good morning everyone.

I have a question: Cockfosters or Southgate - Where should I live?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# southgate
southgate all the way.
(Kamui No Kokoro, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I live in Southgate
near the tube, it's a nice place, safe.
Could do with a few more bars though.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Where abouts?


Im off now to look at two more flats, but if you want to meet up to goto the bash, you can catch me on MSN Msg'r: PSilver_at_work [at] Hotmail.com
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I'm on Winchmore Hill Road
Just past the Sports Centre.
I work from home most days, but tomorrow i'll
be in town, look forward to seeing a local southgatian (sp?) at the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Lard
Cock Fosters sounds better
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# It is more humourous
however, southgate is south, and it has a gate
(Kamui No Kokoro, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# The main differences are
Cockfosters: I've always lived there, nice area, bigger flat for same price, closer to the shops

Southgate: Its closer to the pub, but a bit of a walk with a weeks worth of shopping, a tad more expensive (only about 30/40pm) and its quite smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I nearly went to college
at southgate.. But I applied too late.
It's really your choice.
Cockfosters is right out of town though, isn't it. Southgate is a little closer?
I dunno.
Whenever I'm in the capital I'm always in Wood Green.
(Kamui No Kokoro, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Its all within one bus/train of eachother,
and they both have good links into Enfield or Barnet.

I do like cockfosters as the area is nicer, yet I can still stumble home from the pubs in southgate.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# try iceland,
they have nice volcanoes
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# My mum's gone there.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# half the shop
for £5.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# it's a good place
with not very many internet connections :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# South
gate
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I disagree
there's not enough wang about these days.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# in my opinion
more of both!
(tom the astronaut, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# NobKronenbourg.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Fuck
Stella!
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Wife Beating Juice
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I hate Stella the tortoise.
1. It makes people angry 100%FACT
2. It has the highest calorific content of any lager on the market 100%FACT
3. It has more chemicals in it than any normal lager 100%FACT
4. It is not brewed to 1516 regulations. 100% FACT.
5. It's shit.
*gets off soapbox*
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Gets you well pissed though.


/not fussy
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# So does
Surgical spirit and methelated spirits, served in a nice brown paper bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I don't see the point in being fussy in this country.
99.9% of everything sold in pubs is shite. Even the so-called "real ale" pubs don't teach their staff how to keep it right anyway. At least if a product sells alot the lines won't be furred up to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# If its all they got,
it taste quite nice if you get it Tops.

But normaly I have Korninburg.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# drink Hoegaarden instead
but don't try to spell it
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Bubblegum beer..
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

turns me a bit "belmmmmm, uunnnnng" after 4 or 5. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# you put footprints in my soap
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Ah.
The Rheinheitsgebot of 1516 or the old German purity laws.
Do not confuse these with the ones from the 1930's at all costs.....
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# 4 ingredients
water
dried beer
salt and pepper to taste
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Cockfosters has the sillier name.
But it's still shit.

Try South of the river.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Do you know the way to Cock Fosters?
Serve it warm, mate!
(Old Paul Hogan beer ad.)
Edit: Even better when you spell complicated words like "way" correctly.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# All my work stuff is in the local area of southgate
I wouldn't go to far away as my remaining non-uni mates are all around this area.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
# live here
www.awwwwbless.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I live here
www.titsandfannyisland.com
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# LoL,
Four too many Us.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# COCK-fosters
When people ask you where you live you could shout out COCK and whisper fosters for added dramatic effet.
(Chorlton, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# wherever the fuck you want to live
may as well be timbuktoo for all I know or care.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# TAKE THAT BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# well said
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I recommend

(as it's further away from me.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I live
in the W of woodside park.
I wanted to live in High Barnet, but as you can see, I didn't make the grade.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# thats top notch hair.
Was it real, or is it a syrup?

edit:reminds me of one of the ladies from the b52's.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# that's me
and my mother (when I was a girl and she was living in the 50s)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I take it you mean "metaphorically" living in the fifties?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Yes...
...that's right.

it's all lies of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hmm...
cockfosters has tube services, though is fooking miles out.

southgate...
probably better- tube and train I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
# The links in Southgate are better,
Its only about 5 mins on the train from eachother, so it doesn't make to much of a difference.

Cockfosters would be more-or-less on top of the station though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# southgate
is nasty.
Cockfosters is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# London's shit
Live in Nottingham.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# yay for nottingham
my cousin lives there.
i live in leeds

yay for leeds!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# IT'S A SUBMARINE FOR A FUCKING WHALE
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Let's see
those Japanese fisherman bastards deal with that one!
Woo for nuclear whales (almost typed "nuclear Wales" there, a frightening though in itself.... Taffies with the Bomb).
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# We'll try to stay serene and calm
/lehrer
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Tom
Lehrer, of Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, fame?
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# yes
'twas a line from "Who's Next", his song about nuclear proliferation.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# There's
an ad for a CD of his in this week's "Private Eye" by way of a coinkydinky.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I rather like 'Send the Marines'
still applies today as much as it did 35 years ago when he wrote it.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Satire
can be ageless. Dear old Peter Cook's stuff still cracks me up.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Most of Tom Lehrer's stuff
just demonstrates how little the US has progressed in the last 40 years. Bit depressing really.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Sigh. True...
I think I'll watch "Dr. Strangelove" for the 98th time - "Gentleman, you can't fight here. This is the War Room."
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# lehrer?
Isn't that German for Teacher
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Yes.
Also "indoctrinator" according to an on-line dictionary.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# indoctrinator, I like that
so appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Ja.............
wohl!
{Clicks jack booted heels}
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# When Alabama gets the bomb
/next line
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# The A-Bomb was invented is Ysbyty
truth.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Robert Oppenheimer was a Taff?
Well I never.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# And that's Japanese for
asdasdgasdgdasda
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Personally
I use QuickSave......
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Ysbyty
Lovely place. Proud to be Welsh.

Ynysybwl (near Pontypridd) is where, many moons ago, I passed my driving test.

It only occured to be later that Ynysybwl had 8 characters but no vowels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# 100% fact!
I shuld use this as wallpaper.

It's wicked!!!
(funky_wolf, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)