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# Might I have a suggestion of a genre, please?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Michael Parkinson's
underpant party but all done in the genre of fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Post post post post
modernism
(Pachey, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Thass nearly as many posts as I've done . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:22, archived)
# ah but
most of them are smarty-pants comments like that!

edit: with respect. Sir. sir. Sir.
sorry, sorry, sorry
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:36, archived)
# genre? Erm... religious iconography
or this...

A Buddhist monk was out walking in the foothills of the Himalayas, contemplating the beauty of nature and the sanctity of life, when he was set upon by a yeti. The yeti tore into the monks robes and struck a savage blow with its powerful clawed hand, ripping a horrible wound into the monk’s belly. The yeti, now overcome with lust, has begun to brutally fuck the gaping bloody wound with its enormous, throbbing spiked cock. The beasts massive balls are swinging back and forth in its pendulous scrotum. Meanwhile, the Dali Lama, controller of the yeti, stands watching from behind a bush. His glasses are askew as he laughs maniacally, his orange robes are hitched up to his round belly and he viciously beats at his own engorged prick with a sharp rock, thus creating a beautiful fountain of blood and spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:10, archived)
# bin dun
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:12, archived)
# You have such a way with words
I can visualise each drop of spunk as if it were flowing before my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13, archived)
# that's a good Max High education for you!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Is that not a "special" school?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:29, archived)
# it made me "special"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:51, archived)
# HAHAHA
jesus christ

.. that`s given me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:22, archived)
# 'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:23, archived)
# broyyyyyannnnnnnn!
ello mister

chunderbunny`s coming to teh pub tomorrow night.. sheetweaf again - you popping along? save me from talking shop all night with my cow-orkers
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I'm out up in town I'm afraid.
Doubt I'll be back in Ealing before closing. Arse. Another time - are you London beering on the 13th?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:51, archived)
# 4dam and I have been competing on JJ cartoon time filth for a few weeks
you've missed out on some incredible erotica!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:25, archived)
# pity mongychops isn`t here to witness such ... graphic er..
thingie
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Good lord
I worry about you sometimes.
(Pachey, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Why, have I mis-punctuated somewhere?
;-)

There's been a lot of this sort of thing recently, see my answer to Rik above...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Naked Star Wars on ice.
As performed by baboons.

[edit] Or what Waspbox said if that's easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Ooh
this I gotta see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:17, archived)
# A TV motoring show, something a long the lines of this:
Pube haired petrolhead Jeremy Clarkson, in his latest stunt for top BBC motoring show "Top Gear", attempting to drive a Landrover Discovery up a ramp, clearing 25 caravans and landing in the waiting rectum of vertically challenged chatterbox Richard Hammond. Dry.

BUT THERE'S A CATCH!

Tweed wearing toff James May is also in the car, naked but for a set of bunny ears and a fluffy tail, and suffering from acute diarrhea, attempting to distract Clarkson by crouching over his erect cock and squirting his vindaloo fuelled liquid faeces down Clarksons reluctant japseye, whilst simultaneously ejaculating a lifetimes worth of built up jism into his eyes.

I will leave the eventual outcome up to you.....

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
mental image not fading...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13, archived)
# I had to bite down on a pen for 5 minutes
to supress my giggles so that no workmates would ask what I was laughing at!

Once again, the apprentice surpasses the master!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:19, archived)
# haha :)
I have to do that every day. i find that holding my nose works a treat
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:28, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Nice, go and spoil their big series ending...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:55, archived)
# a french maid bending over while dusting something
you can clearly see she has on some saucy stocking and suspenders and a pair of tiny panties.

or

godzilla battling a giant robot that's crushing tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Post neo retro chic
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:11, archived)
# That's a contradiction!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13, archived)
# dystopic sci-fi
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:11, archived)
# retro
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:12, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hehe
I got it
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:25, archived)
# neo-brutalism
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13, archived)
# I want to see this one
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:17, archived)
# a cat getting
raped
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Wrong artist.
seek out the work of Mamabliss.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:14, archived)
# *googles
(0 . o)

i have become disturbed
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Holy piss buckets Batman


(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Something with a palm tree
and coconuts!
(duck Quack !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13, archived)
# do a shit drawing
I bet you can't, I bet even your shit ones are spectacular.




or dinner ladies
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:14, archived)
#
Here's a bird I drew a while ago (13 years). It's none too grand.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Where are it's tits?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:18, archived)
# that's still better than i can draw
I drew a cake for DTH's birthday
and it is not as good as your bird picture


edit: a genre could be animal fight club
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Hurrah!
*KAA-BOOOOOOOOMM!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:33, archived)
# gore
or sexy nuns.. ..or both!
(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:14, archived)
# post nuclear toads
pls.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Period Drama
or

Russ Meyer

or

70's Cop show.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:14, archived)
# historical romance
actually, make that hysterical romance
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Monk Punk
like cyber punk, but with monks.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Lumpy
or
Contemporary-killing in the desert, with llamas, evil mind controlling llamas, with rabies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Christ
on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:17, archived)
# urbane legend says:
"sexy borg"
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:17, archived)
# That's on the cards.....
....I'll draw the nano-enhanced "Nine of Twelve" tomorrow.
Today is a post-it free day.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:19, archived)
# oo he will be happy
ta
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:19, archived)
# benedictine erotica
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:17, archived)
# trust you...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Robots
teh sexeh lahydee robots?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Hammer Horror?
Possibly with a sexy dentist as i'm feeling a little strange right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:22, archived)
# my dentist is very sexy
*eats more sweets*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I once had a dentist
called Mr. Willy.

It was all I could do to stop myself from laughing...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Sexy cat nuns with a big head in a jar or
Art Deco steam punk
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Something
from an Iain M Banks novel..


*reading the Algerbraist at the moment*
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# why are his real life books so good, with excellent characters you can really believe in
while his scifi is so utterly snooze-worthy, with shit characters who are utterly cardboard and are always pining over some lost love or other as a flimsy motivation for their stupid actions.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Just not from
A Song of Stone
or Use of Weapons
and definitely not from The Wasp Factory


The Algebraist is a top book - bet you'll never get the twist in the ending ('cos every Iain Banks novel has one...)
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:28, archived)
# i actually like all those books
but thought 'the bridge' was one of the worst i have ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:31, archived)
# They're all good books
just unpleasant, and therefore not good JJ material...

edit - I thought The Bridge was okay, but stretched the metaphors a little thin. 'Twas v. clever though...

I always liked Excession, just 'cos of the exceedingly sarcastic ships and the deliberately ironic names they choose for themselves...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:32, archived)
# got to agree with that..
the bridge was rather crap..

Still, good fun author most of the time.. Always loved his more alien descriptions, the gas giant critters, the airsphere stuff and other alien beasties..
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# Arggggghhhhhhhhh!
Song of Stone was the most depressing book I have ever read.

Use of Weapons is absolutely superb though.
(Scribble, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:42, archived)
# You've not read Walking on Glass then?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:45, archived)
# ooh, my favourite i think.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Depressing as hell though.
I'm wracking my brain trying to think of one of his books that has even a slightly happy ending. Dead Air is the only one I can think of...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:51, archived)
# An excited manatee
attacking Prince Philip with a spade.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:27, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Robotic new-romantic
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:34, archived)
# This
Or Robo-Emo, with handy self-slitting wrists and partially pseudo-folically-obscured visual receptors
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:37, archived)
# robohobo
or a hobosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:42, archived)