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# did somebody say lunch?

For lunch today I have wild haslet sandwiches with tomatoes, lettuce
and enough mustard to make my eyes water, two bags of beef seabrooks,
a packet of pork scratchings, two tangerines, a can of Irn Bru, water and tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# leftover lasagne
(cold, probably)
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
have lasagne sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Good idea!
(do i put the bread on the outside or the inside??)
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Outside of course
lasagne sandwiches are grand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I was a bit confused
Lasagne is like a big sandwich anyway innit
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# If only the lasagne pasta sheets were a bit firmer
you could pick it up and eat it butty-style.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# *patents*
5) Prophet Muhammed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# wholemeal toast
with cheddar and flame grilled tomato and red pepper chutney

I might indulge in some feta filled green olives too (If I fancy it later)

dee-fuckin-licious
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Br-fucking-aw!
apart from the olives, bah to them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Duke - I'm shocked
Olives are lov-fuckin-ly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# 'The new chicken girl animation and three balloons'
tippexes Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# the cheekiest of animations and correct number of baloons
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# WILD HASLET!!
I shall be having Ham pasta salad and brown bread, with a large coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# SEXY NUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Grand!
large tea would be better than large coffee though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# ham sandwich
sun dried tomato ciabatta, prosciutto, cornish soft blue cheese, tomato, cucumber and dijon mustard
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Cor!
that's a braw sounding lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# the intention is as such
bacons, northumberland chipolatas with "bits" in, scrambled egg, some tinned tomato guts

and a slice of toast (or two)

Or I could just alternatively not want to go to that much effort and guy buy a burger from macdonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I suggest that you have
the bacons, northumberland chipolatas with "bits" in, scrambled egg, some tinned tomato guts and a slice of toast (or two).
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# yes, I feel my taste buds and bowels
would be more appreciative
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# McDonalds shouldn't affect Taste Buds or Bowels
You just flush them straight down the toilet and cut out the middle man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# but you don't get that piquant aroma of what can only be described as
"minging lemony piss"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Drink more Cider

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# some tea (:
two chocolate mousse
two curlywurlys
some fried seed thingys on toast
a hot chocolate
a stumpy of stella (it is the holidays after all)
and a fab if there's any left!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# a stumpy?
is that a dwarf filled with stella?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Can you elaborate on the
'fried seed thingys on toast'?
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# They're probably Venezuelan mik-takkas
or gyumdregs . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ermm
they're these seed things

i think the greeny ones are pumpkin seeds
and the others are...ermm sunflower seeds or somethings

either way they am yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Any laburnum seeds?
they're my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# there's a possibility

i'm not sure really... they're just a massive tub of seeds!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Cor!
fried seeds. Braw! a lunch fit for a sparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
#
or my tits?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# They're a bit small
Pretty though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# i love your tits

#HONK#
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# yesterday
i discovered i had tits in my box
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Grey circles, little cartoon man, some words
oh sorry

errr, prolly some kind of giant bap filled with far too much chinese chicken and salad.

and some coke and maybe a hot fresh sausage roll.


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# giant bap!!
giant gamey bap?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Sounds grand!
nothing to complain about with your lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# heh heh - custard powered dodgems
I am having:

1 salad, comprising little gem lettuce, marinated tofu, butter beans, alfalfa and radish sprouts, with spicy peanut dressing.
[edit] Plus a home-made buttermilk biscuit (American biscuit, more like a scone)

1 can of Vimto, which I shall regret by 2 pm.

Some sort of fruit, maybe an apple or a couple of lychees.

1 cup of coffee, and an extraordinarily posh chocolate.
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Sounds braw!
good choice on the Vimto, but why will you regret drinking it. Heartburn?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# No. Only old men get heartburn, don't they?
It's the sugar - it makes me go mental. And then I go to sleep after.
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# That's not a lot of lunch
And it seems to be missing a couple of things.
Now, What could they be ?
*Ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# cor! yum!
american biscuit is very yummy indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I made them for yesterday's White Trash Brunch
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I am just starting work on a pork vindaloo
Which I shall be eating with some tagliatelle and salad stuff. I have a chocolate soufflee thingy too. Tea shall also be had
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Grand!
a fdine spicy lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Indeed
Thence to work to share the farty love
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Why with the pasta though ?
That doesn't seem right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# It's fine
Just what I have in at the moment. I have a ten hour shift ahead of me, I need the slow burn carb nonsense
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# "Sadly I'm going to have to skip lunch
as my cupboards are bare!" emos Cadmus
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Not even a jar of marmite?
I suggest that you go out and get yourself a refreshing fish supper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Bacon and beans on toast with loads of hp and tea
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Cottage Pie
Marks and Spencer style...
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
have brown sauce and heaps of pepper with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Lunchings:
Pork & leek sausages with chive & red onion mash potato, peas & red wine gravy. All to be washed down with a gallon of tea.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Grand!
that's a lunch to be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# That I am, that I am.
Sausages are heavenly.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# look here, it's a lunch of the day

congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# That spacks on the mac im on
I wish I was having sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# A chicken salad wrap with taco sauce
accompanied by hot-n-spicy Monster Munch and rounded off with a Double Decker
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Splendid!
fine choice of Monster Munch too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# taco taco TACO!
By which I mean, I am quite anticipating my taco lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Taco lunches are grand
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# WILD HASLET!
i had lunch early, but it consisted of a big white bap filled with chicken, bacon and spinach mix, also salad. with a diet coke, korean ginseng pill and also a vitamin tablet.

i think something else is needed though, any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# HOT SEX!
that would round it off nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# now where do i find a shop that sells that?
wish i worked nearer soho.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Fondant fancies
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Have a raspberry cheesecake
for pudding
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Roast chicken sandwiches with stuffing and assorted salads

and to finish...
some of my homemade sponge cake and some fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Cor!
sounds good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# for lunch I had
breaded fish
potato salad
a side salad
a pretzel
all washed down with sprite
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Glad to see those Germans
Have stopped taking the piss.
Liver Dumplings indeed !!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# they are really tasty
but I don't like liver sausage or lieberkäse which I haven't dared ask what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Liversausage is nice
It's a bit like pate only firmer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I don't like
the metallic aftertaste
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I like the sound of those liver dumplings
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Braw!
a fine lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I had these

(That Random Guy, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# oi doo loike moy apple turnovers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# the ones from tescos are better
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Grand!
have chips and beans for pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# beef
on wholemeal bread with one of those smelly french cheeses and some red current and cranberry jelly (very lardidar)
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Braw!
french cheese is grand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# G'day
Today I am mostly drinking Fullers Discovery Blonde Beer - It's rather quaffable.

Soaking all that lovely beery goodness is :
Leftover Fish Pie from yesterday (Containing loads of Smoked Haddock, Cod and Wild Alaskan Red Salmon with Mushrooms and loads of Mozzarella, Colcannon Mash and a crunchy Parmesan and Breadcrumb topping)
More English Asparagus - I'm going to eat this every day it's available.
Homemade Ciabbatta, with lots of Lurpak.

Then, once my laundry is finished, I shall go to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# You even manage to make fish pie sound tasty!
Is your fish sustainable?
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# The Salmon and the Haddock are
And the Haddock is proper smoked, not dyed yellow.
The Cod is farmed 'organically' off Shetland and the jury is out on that
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Cor!
that is a braw lunch! I would eat that everday too if I could.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# And I get to eat more Fish Meat
I don't eat enough of that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Haven't had lunch yet
waiting for hunger to kick in.

/skinny man blog
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *kicks*
/jealous of teh skinny
(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# It's nothing to be jealous of
I look like a zombie. (though this may not be due to my skinniness)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Have two quarter pounder cheese burgers
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# well
unsurprisingly, I'm having a bacon sandwich. 7 rashers nestling between two thickly cut slices of granary bread, buttered liberally and with HP generously applied.

Coffee and orange juice to accompany.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Stop it with the HP !
Have Daddies until Heinz see sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# pardon?
has HP become immoral while I wasn't looking?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Heinz are closing down the HP Sauce factory in Birmingham
and shipping production to Holland.
BASTARDS !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# But Daddies is made by HP foods/Heinz too


www.hpfoods.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# BASTARDS !!!!!
Why can't they leave stuff alone ?
CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I'll be having
cheese & ham toastie on wholemeal with a jam doughnut, a lion bar and a bottle of naive water
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Braw indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# ooh!
won ton noodles
wholemeal pitta with cottage cheese and chives and wild rocket salad
and a bottle of tropicana raspberry and mandarin jooce!

yum!

now for some tea!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# a corking lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Food
and tea
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# What flavour of food?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Nicotine, valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.
and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Grand!
a corking tasty lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# C C C C Corned Beef!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Braw!
on large baps no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# indupitably!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)