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A quick (and not to mention nasty) James Bond pun... but here you are, anyway.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

She's got one of those annoying attitudes on

one of those women that refers to themselves as a 'rock chick' when the closest they've got to rock is almost buying a motorhead t shirt from top shop.

I could be wrong, but it's very unlikely as I am the Captain.

(I'm in an opinionated mood today. It's because I'm cold...)

I dunno. Kings of Wank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

hehe

Kings of Wank. Like it - but no.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

\m/ RAWK! \m/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

You rang?

*lurch*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Sort of 'Rock Light'.

Like a pummice chick or something.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

Rock chick is one of the most annoying phrases anyway.

If someone calls themselves that you can tell they have no clue.

*huffs* The motorhead t shirt comment is true though- I had a girl come up to me asking which top shop I got mine in because she hadn't seen one with the band on...

'Er....I got it at a Motorhead gig.'

Fucksake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

you are so angry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

I'm cold

Thus it is making me tetchy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

That's the way I like it baby...

...don't forget the joker

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

Congrats on the board_stats, pumpkin ;)

I'm rather please with my rating this week and giggled at SugarSpunSister's random comment :)

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

bah

I only made 179 :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

gah i'm in the top 10 *slashes wrists*

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mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

*points and roffles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

I didn't even think i'd been posting that much :(

EDIT: Mictoboy and the Captain should be ashamed at their post count...shocking! pfft

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mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Ashamed?

I'm proud. I get paid to post on here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

really

how..
I want in..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

I wasn't in them at all last week.

I like not being in them

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

You are SO jealous of the kool kidz

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

I am the Kool Kidz!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

yes, I'm not there this week

it's kind of nice

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

It feels good.

Although at this rate I will be back soon

*stops posting*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

'Ning Jec

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Heh, my comment is fantastic

I don't remember saying that though...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

Most apt comment eva!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

*bows*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

'Ning Cpt Wow

My car is currently undergoing its MOT

*fears the repair cost*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

Do tell how much it is

I'm still guessing £600 ish

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

*hopes not*

I think I'll just buy a new car for that price

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

The only reason I'm guessing £600

As my mum's just came in at 630ish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Lemmy was in a casino

in Nottingham on Saturday night. He won loads on the bandit.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

I love him. Rawr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

does she call herself a 'rock chick' then?

seems silly for a band who's main focus was drum n Bass

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mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

'looks like'

I'm judging her on her jacket mainly. And the look on her face.

*makes no apologies for judgementalness etc*

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

RIS?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

No, they are not called RIS.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

Is it Magnetlife?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

That may be a popular beat-combo with which

I am not familiar.

And Yes*

*answer may contain traces of untruth*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

Is it Magnetzone?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

rutting a deformed otter?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

now theres a phrase I haven't seen enough of recently

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Magnadoodle?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

Is it Magnet That?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

Is it New Magnets on the Block?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

i don't have a clue who they are

but is it a pun based on 'royal'
like the royal 'we' or something?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

Well, since at least you are being more civil than usual ;)

it is.....

think Bond.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

'Ning Micto

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

ninganingnangnong!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Have you started the new job yet?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

can't you tell? (yes)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

hows it going?

Updating that extra spreadsheet must have doubled your workload

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Murder She Wrote?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

Is it

The Backstreet Magnets?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

Is it Bad Magnets Inc?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

Something to do with Casino Royal

They have crowns on (Royal) but being 29 i'm not "up with the kids" nowadays so I assume they are called something sounding like 'Casino'.

Fuck me I can ramble...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

I'll give you that....

Kosheen-o Royale.

*gets into VERY fast car and drives away before Mictoboy gets his extra large killing hammer with embedded knives out again*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

You kids with your music

*stands behind net curtains shaking fist*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Kids? Kids? I'm 12 years older than you, ffs!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

Ok, I was just using age as an excuse for being a boring nobody

Happy now? Huh?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

Good thing we're all here, then - eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Ahhh B3ta

my only friend, you'll never leave me *computer crashes*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

ko-sheen-o tiem?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

ah, it's sean connery pronunciation

i thought it was republica so was totally off, i blame no sleep!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

I'll be 29 on Thursday

what's it like?

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Nowhere near as bad as 40.

or 41, for that matter.

A good way to dimish the horror is to do something a bit spesh for it.

Angkor Wat & Vietnam for my 40th.... it was tres brill.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

Depends how successful you are

If you have a well paid job that you enjoy and a rewarding social life i imagine it's great.

If you're still a trainee accountant & only have a house because your parents helped you out & you spend your evenings revising for professional exams you probably wont pass...oh, and havnt 'got any' in a while, it might be a bit of a downer.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Married with a daughter,

job I enjoy and just got a distinction in my professional diploma which I am going to London tomorrow to collect.

Social life mainly involves b3tans and a book group where I'm the youngest by far... make of that what you will :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Yes, just checked your profile

Happy Birthday for Thursday.

I didnt realise you were a lay-dee, happily married with children (& prof diploma to boot- congrats), have a great day & by the looks of things you have nothing to worry about.

I'm not really a depressing shut-in, its just that impending exams always make me a little whiney.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

Erm...

...is it "Impending spiky headed double-dry-penetration then ass-to-mouth"?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

On a sunnier day, it might have been.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

The Thompson Magnets

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

Les Dawson?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

The magnet brothers?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Dexy's Magnet Runners?

*joins in*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Magnets of the USA?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

magnethead?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Half man half magnet?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Is that Simon Amstell?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Guns 'n' magnets?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

Magnet Jackson?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

Magnets of the stone age?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

Magnets from above 1979?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

KOSHEENO

ROYALE

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Yep!

See 4dam for your £5.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

Clap your hands and say "MAGNET"! ?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

They're the shittest band in the world

I saw them live cos the kids were raving, everyone left after about 3 songs - hands firmly clamped over their ears.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

I really like them

Took a few listens though

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

the album was growing on me

but they destroyed it all by being actually painful live. When the audience reaction is to wince every time you open your mouth something is wrong.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

haha

I can see how they could grate live

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

Erm,

gold fingered?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

nice one. but no.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

Captain beefheart and the magnet band?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Black rebel magnet club?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Magnetwind?

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fuscous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Get magnet wear magnet fly?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

The Albion Country Dance Magnet

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

You Say Party, We Say MAGNETS

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

Blind Magnet?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

10,000 magnets?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

Inner City Magnet?

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fuscous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

The Arctic Magnets?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

my magnet romance?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

My Dying Magnet?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

Music of the Renaissance

on Magnets

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

The Magnets of Invention?

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fuscous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

The Sheila B. Magnet?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

magnet confessional?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

The world is not a magnet

/doesn't get it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

FATBOY MAGNET?

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mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Magnet

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

MAGNETS! at the disco

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

Kaiser magnets?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

Matching Mole's Little Red Magnet?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Jimmy eat magnet?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

The Magnet Numbers?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Alanis Magnetette?

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fuscous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

tentative magnet adventures

starring squirrels with tits?

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McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

2 Many Magnets

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

not enough time..

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

S Club magnet?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

you all made me do a wee....

u funny cunts ....

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

The Magneteurs?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

New Magnets on the Block?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Notorious M.A.G.N.E.T.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Iron Magnet?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Fleetwood Magnet?

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fuscous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Magnet Scream?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Magnets of attraction?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Magnetallica?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

badly drawn magnet?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Bow Wow Magnet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

The Bonzo Dog Magnet Band?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Rage Against the Magnet?

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fuscous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

The Arctic Magnets?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6553843

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

Shit

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

S'alright

someone's just done it to you at the bottom there

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

I know :)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Magnet Beefheart?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

The Beach Magnets?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

No idea

who are they?

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

The Flaming Magnets?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

The Smashing Magnets?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

Iron Magnet?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6553891

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

damn it

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

hahaha

*Magnets out like a crazyman*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

Sonic Death Magnet?

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)