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# Sparkler fun!
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Chris Jordan's 'Bi-polar' was drawn with a sparkler and photographed using a single long exposure (around 10 seconds).

not mine... lol
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Impressive!
Edit- or not. You poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Hello!


/waves and waves and chirps blog
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Hello my trundlesome companion!
*picks up the birdy and pops him on her shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I have been a busy coding birdie today.


Hurrah for coding. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# How's it going?
Are the tits getting into their genres nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# :D
They certainly are. I have decided to go all web 2.0 beta with the site, and have tagging. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# That all made no sense
I have decided to be happy about this and am now smiling and nodding.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# It's okay,
I don't understand it either. Nobody does. It's what makes us all sound very clever and important.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I've never sounded either of those things.
I think it involves shouting. Is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Not at all.
It involves looking irritated and condescending when someone tries to talk to you about it.
As in:
"*Sigh* What do you mean you don't use tags? How the hell are users going to have a fully interactive experience whilst at the same time cataloguing your content for you? Cretin. Piss off."
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# That sounds like a lot less fun than shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# i'm already on web 3.7

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# but you're not a
jedi yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# this isn't yours though, is it?
ffs the board is full of cunts today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# same old
same old
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it isn't?
Aw :-(

Right. Ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Good grief micto, you have the eyes of an eagle


and the ears of a wolf
the strength of a bear
speed of a puma
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# and the cock of a WHALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# kiss me you fool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# wich set of lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# mick jagger's
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i think i'll pass on those...
yours or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Wouldn't that make a hell of an animal pr0n movie
Whalefucker II
Drowned in Cum
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# is that why the japanese hunt whales then?
for bukkake movies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Who knows
But a race that actively encourages tubgirl...then pixelates her lady bits seems a little out kilter to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# and the penis of a wasp

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# a white anglo-saxon protestant?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# no
the black and yellow 'sting your bollocks if they could' pests
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Wasp
We Are Sexual Perverts
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# and the penis of a budgie
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# And the smell of a Warthog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# well, it's more that that pic is massively famous on an internet level after
being linked on a bbc site ages ago and then linked in the newsletter and other places

edit: you are all cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I love you really
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Ahh, still pretty observant



p.s. sorry about the flood of cock jokes I seem to have caused
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
"you are all cunts" not exactly a newsflash mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# He stole it from me
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Yeah
I honestly have no idea what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Me neither
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# and an incredibly camp horse with a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# and the nipples of a man spaniel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ooh
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# oh piss sticks
i'll just go give more sensible credit on flickr then...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# it is his,
i think, it's on his flickr page
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *steals from internets*
*puts on flickr*

done
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Indeed
To quote the beeb-beeb-ceeb

"Chris Jordan's 'Bi-polar' was drawn with a sparkler and photographed using a single long exposure (around 10 seconds)"
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# yeah, maybe.
oh well, is he a well known troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# That is LOVELY!
Thank You :)


Edit: Norty Man - You didn't do that? Bad Dog! No biscuit for you, then.
Edit Edit: Too Late for that ninja comment-editing mullarkey, you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Yays!
But the bench may catch fire.

Sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# VERY nice!

Edit: Oh, FFS.
'post your own stuff or give credit (and don't put it in new threads)' why is this a difficult concept for people?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# That's great.
You however did not make it

Prove me wrong. - no really, please prove me wrong - I want to know how it feels :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# what?
there's a leechum stoleyfest going on with the board today?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD
HE'S MADE ENTIRELY OF FIRE!

:D

woo

taking an image and making some kind of amusing or insane edit: good
taking an image and posting it and letting everyone assume it's yours: TEH BAD!

Go and sit on a small wooden stool and think about what you've done, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ... in that case, time for a cheeky pea
Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Ah, a couple of amusing variations on the classic Pink Floyd LP 'Wish I Was Not On Fucking Fire'.
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Ola Senor Tramp!
all well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I'm impressed by that picture
but not by the fact that you've apparently tried to pass it off as your own
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# this rocks my socks
*goes to flickr*
*faves*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Awesome, you cunting theif
THREADJAAACK I have been on a country walk and have updated my flickr as a result.

Click for hot duck action
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hot Duck action?!

*clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# You KNOW it makes sense!
EDIT: How rude of me, happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Some smashing photies there
It's probably
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# haha!
I sure hope so :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha!
*quacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)
# mmmmmm
dux!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# ooooooooooooh
did ya see, did ya see!!??!

www.b3ta.com/board/6814622
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
# That is ACE
Saw it on your flickr, funnilly enough!

Thanks for the add request and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# yays!
thanks!

*inflates ego*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Quack!
Quack
Quack?...

Quack Quack...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *shoves*
hi
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# *shoves back*
Wotcher mister
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Some marvellous pictures there!
Top dux!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Yay for hot duck action!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)
# You are a rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
reply of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *builds an extension on bunker*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *Puts on Faux Comedy Bowler Hat with 'Council Man' Scrawled on it*
Did you obtain planning permission for this Mr Professor sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# it's alright Prof, I'll take care of this
"Come with me sir, I have all the relevant paperwork over here, next to this big hole...."
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# he's fucking on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# oh well it's still a nice picture
thanks for reminding me of it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh for christing out loud....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i never once said
it was mine... :(
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
# it's frowned upon to post work without permission or without giving credit
however lovely the image is
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ah..
coolio
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
# and don't say coolio.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)
# that made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Pfft!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Gah
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
# why?
?
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Because is sounds irritating
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Then you shouldn't have started a new thread with it
And you should have made it clear that you didn't do it

HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
# see
Edit...
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# the point of b3ta is really to post stuff that you have made yourself
also, I think that you picked possibly the worst possible time to find this out
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
# LOL
You twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Don't take it all to heart fella
Make something, even if it looks crap, post it and people will like it, I guarantee*

*Hamster Trippin's guarantees are not legally binding
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)