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# Coooorrrrr, look what the missus made

7 pounds, 6 ounces of baby Nell :D

About fecking time too, 9 days late, worse than the Post Office...

EDIT Cheers all; only 21 hours labour and she lost 3 pints of blood during the pregnancy...still think she's not commited as a parent though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Yay!
congrats fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# thats a big baby
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Push Push, do it NOW woman!
huge congratulations fella, hope all are doing well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaah
Congratulations :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Congrats woman!
Seriously, yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# wooo hoooo
well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# congrats
such a cutie!
(leftehhhh, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# congratulations mate
well done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Congratulations
Now you have 18 years to get him trained for the image challenge :)
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# woo, she did it!
congratulationings!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# 7lb 6oz?
tiddler!

my boy was 10lb 7oz!

nicely done mate. congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# christ!
Diabetic mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# nope
mummy and daddy both over 6 foot
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# arachnids?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Giraffes?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# yep
i have all 8 but mummy got one pulled off by a school boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I was 9 pounds or something
And I've only put on a couple more in the last 17 years ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# yay!
what a cute baby :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Well done the missus eh!
although the post office will only wake you up on Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Congratulations :)
I hope both of them are doing well :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# awww
breast feed it woman
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Yay!....congratumalations!
what a cutie

/edit: was the doctor a vampire, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Bloody NHS
We had a baby with them and had to wait nearly 9 months before it arrived...
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# ...and even then it couldn't fucking talk proper.
Or walk. Or use a toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# i got circumsised
i couldn't walk for two years!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I don't go to temple because I am 23 and haven't been
the thought of a bris scares the crap out of me, I don't want to boast, but its a lot of skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Wooooooot!
Congrats! Say goodbye to
* "disposable" income
* spare time
* your ability to relax
* sleep
* humpies
* etc.

It's all worth it though. 'grats. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Nah, that already happened at the "pregnant" stage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Yay!!

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
Best to the "woman", yourself and Nell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# All babies are ugly
One day you will have the pleasure of sending your kid up his first chimney.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# *grooms*
30 odd years later
*Meets Mary Poppins*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# that's one of the least ugly babies i've seen
she's very lovely, actually.
however, my friend had hers six months ago - it was yellow with a squiffy head, and didn't unwrinkle for weeks. even she said it was 'ugly but [she] loved it'.
he's a very cute babby now, though
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# awwwww
she's the lully
well done to the missus
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
edit/ re read, i thought it was baby neil and you was taking the piss, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# i didn't think people called their children neil any more anyway...?
carry on
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# well done
make sure it sleeps on it's front in a smokey room

/dad of two
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# If you have trouble getting it to rest,

Try rocking it to sleep,





I find that two small ones and one large one usually does the trick....


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Coventry, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Congrats
although are you able to swap it for one made in paint?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
now you're gonna have some fun! Enjoy and best wishes to the Mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
brilliant news matey

all the best to them both

:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# bless!
compo it

(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Three pints?
Make a black pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Infector
of the woman.
Well done.
(magaski has been lactating since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Fair play to both of you
Wave goodbye to the next few years though

/Father of 4 year old blog
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# 'grats - what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Congrats
- but only 7pounds 6 oz, nine days late and three pints of blood isn't all that much to boast about. I was 14 days late, 8 pound 7 oz and halfway killed my mum, something I have been working on every since.

I'm getting hitched at some point within the next 12 months or so, and we're thinking of trying for a baby when we do - I'm rather looking forward to it. I'm just putting all of the negative bits in a big mental box marked "do not disturb for 18 years"...
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Well Done Woman!
..congrats Jeccy (& Co).
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)