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[challenge entry] Come and play...

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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# how long you gonna feel like that foooor!?
what does that stuff actually smell like??

*bounces up and down on your bed*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# What's wrong with your face?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I don't get that one.
What *is* wrong with her face?
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# she's suffering an allergic reaction to
all the cum that's been sprayed on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I love bukake
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Dilated pupils
etc.

Well known side effect of ecstasy.

I'm guessing. I'm not a doctor or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Ah, but how can he see the size of her pupils when he is down on the floor and she is up in one of the gogo cages?
Unless one of them is off getting a pint at the bar.
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# I think she's meant to be gurning
she doesn't really look like she's gurning though...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# get out of here
with your serious answer!

You're right on both counts though, she looks more like she's been battered and then oiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I get really fucking annoyed with that advert.
Anyone see the headline this morning in the Metro saying that most drug users come to no harm?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# SMACK MA BITCH UP!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *Punches you in the crotch and goes back to sleep*
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
*curls*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i hate that wee shite
"it smells like confidence and money, now shut the fuck up and rackk 'em!" - FRANK
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# smells like arrogance and bullshit
i can't stand coke heads
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *agrees* makes you think everyone else is a cunt,
while making you act like a cunt. its a great alternative to throwing money at ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# So, a lot like booze then?
I love booze
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# like everything else
depends how much of a cunt you are to start with and how much you have
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# my flat mate is a bit quiet,
but after a few lines he's just a cunt

play fights turrn into full on rumbles
and the other week i re-broke one of his ribs
getting out of a head lock he would let go of
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# he's just a repressed cunt then

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# :P
yup

sober or drunk, he's a salt of the earth kinda guy
and i'd not have a bad word said about him

i've known him for 12 years, and we're good friends
but i just hate the rare occasions (these days)
he gets on the white stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# pfft! good logic
i am a bit of a cunt. so when on the chach, i become a massive lisa riley sized mega-cunt. :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# but booze makes everyone else beautiful!
unless they are a rival male. it also makes you hilarious, and it allows you to copulate with repulsive women without vomiting.
i love booze too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Booze is best
nothing else compares to booze, all other drugs are just appetisers for booze.

Lovely lovely booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# if i could only have one vice
i'd stick with smoking
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# what vile creature would make a man choose between
weed wanks and bevvy? i would rather die.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# hopefully
i'll never meet one
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# smoking AND booze
and coffee to warm you up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# TEA!!
TEA YOU FREAK!!!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Excellent work!
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha!
thats more like real life
has max and judy been locked us for being peados?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahah
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I found this pic funnier without the tweenie for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
That is funny.

It's the only decent shooting up spic on getty too...



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
such a happy chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Michael Stipe?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Dad!
I'd always wondered what happened to him once he stopped presenting Play School.
*saves for later use...*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# very good indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Poor Doodles!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Brilliant
Have a capital WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# ACE.
I love all your stuff.

/fanboy
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Cnutting excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Very woo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I hate those fucking creatures
My daughter used to watch them on repeat

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# It would be easier just to hate your daughter.
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# But her pussy tastes so sweet
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# 4dam
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I feel dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# a good spanking will atone for your sins
come on, over my knee like a good lad...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# that's not even funny :(
*feels sick*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I'm talking about her cat you fool
I'm oriental
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# you have a daughter?!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yep
I have a 9 year old.

GET ME!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Social services must be running late
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I work for social services!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Well I keep the fuckers in a job anyway
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# every fiber of my body tells me to call batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hahahaha! brilliant!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haha
nice works
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hooverbag Sherlock, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
you rock
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# t'riffic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)