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# Some bastard nicked my Scooter on Friday :(
I will have revenge.

What should I draw the'day? I wanna take my mind off it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Haha
yay justice!

Draw scarlet in that scene from breakfast at tiffany's when she's looking for the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Have a new and improved Woo


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# thats quite a woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# woo
draw Scooters with tits! that'll take yer mind of it!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# scooter?
are you Nathan Barley?

ooh ooh! draw Nathan Barley!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# and the WASP T12 speech tool.
wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# haha!
must watch that again soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# That's
totally Mexico. Peace me niggers *Adolf tash and salute*
(I helped save b3ta! TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Kat riding a Scooter!!!
oh,
sorry

*closes big mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# what a bad human
draw..

hmm, something hiding behind spoons

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# draw me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# and kat?
in barn?

at this time of the morning?

with your reputation?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# rather...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# The first ever sexy halo jump
(into a pool of chocolate moose)
(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# a pool of chocolate moose?
oh dear!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# is chocolate moose considered and non-newtonian fluid?
if so it could be a disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# The easiest way of telling a non-Newtonian fluid
is if "SPLASH!" doesn't work as a sound effect for falling in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I like your approach to science
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Cunts!
i witnessed someone speeding off on a push bike yesterday as a car alarm was going off.

at first i thought it was mine, but it was the car next to mine, they had left their satnav on display and it was a crime of opportunity from some scrot ner'do well.

by the time i'd got to the car he was off and i wouldn't have been able to cath him, the swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# That was very public spirited of you
possibly a good job you didnt catch them though, you would probably have a fight on your hands & if you won, you might have been arrested for assault (especially if the scrote was under 18).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# "reasonable force for restraint"

i have friends who are coppers and my instructor worked as a bodyguard for a big greek family.

i have learnt the ways of reasonable force without leaving a mark.

Lord Scarman need never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ooooo!
do you give lessons???
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# depends on where you are
and how you would use these powers.

remember, with great power comes great responsibility...


...and chicks dig you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# a character of your choice in mad max.
since i'm in australia.

ps: max would know what to do with scooterthieves, you can work out your frustrations with a hacksaw, a lighter and a leaking car. on paper, that is. with added nurses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# You're in Auz again?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# since a week, yes.
i'm on a farm right now, surrounded by miles of nothing and huntsman spiders and snakes, and snakes are great. spiders not so much.

also, i come back in early august, so you know when to hit the ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# spiders......
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *hands ivesb a goat and a tub of yohgurt*
/ac
(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# oh thanks!
*dips goat in yohgurt*
*consumes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I love that voodoo shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# yay!
get bitten by a brown snake.

for fun and profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Spiders are awesome. They kill all the bugs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# what are you doing there?
(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# picking olives.
and comitting murders. but mostly, talking in a funny accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hows the weather?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# despite it being autumn
it's still hot as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# just one more boring question....
what time is it there?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# almost 9pm
(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# cool!
can you bring me back something nice?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I just gave you a goat!
and my last tub of yoghurt!
(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *stamps feet*
i want more MORE MORE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# 8:53 PM
i miss european times though, among other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# wrong person
www3.barnesy.org/board/7165342
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# there is no wrong person.
there is only zuul.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# zooly zooly zooly!
you have been a bad monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i love that film so very very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# oh yes!
*hi fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i meant *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Scooter?
"Respect to the man in the ice-cream van!"

Oh, you mean your transport, not the odd German technopop group.

Lets hope they fall off, the theiving pikey bastards.


Edit - Oh right, suggestions...Pip dressed like Ripley with a flamethrower taped to a pulse rifle kicking xenomorph butt...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Please draw Terry Gilliam riding a flying traction engine (on fire).
'Ning all. I hope you're all having a smashing day.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# My scooter is fine.
But it is oput of petrol :(
Used up the last of tank trying to find a petrol station that had some, everywhere is out.

Long walk with the jerry can tomorrow I think.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# where do you live?
ulan bator?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# haha this
or 'Bumfuck, Idaho'?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Badiddlyboing, Idaho
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Draw me anything I can
paint for you. I prefer Fantasy ( not strwberries up the arse fantasy, but heroes and dragons type fantasy ) and short of drawing myself I have little else to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Danger Mouse and Penfold
female and half-naked.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Can't do that to DM.
He's the greatest secret agent in the world.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Make Penfold into a hot sidechick, then
edit/

Anime remake of DangerMouse.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# \o/
i got the box set for my birthday
*runs around room in uncontainable joy*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I got dungeons and dragons
and thundercats box sets! /alsohappyaslarry
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# go on
female DM and penfold.

but not half naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Reminds me of
my bizarrest day of internet searching.

I was looking for a Dangermouse pic to use as PC wallpaper. One of the hits was 'erotic pictures of Dangermouse'. Later that day I searched for Barenaked Ladies trying to find lyrics for a song. Not a single porn hit.

Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# George Bush as Godzilla
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Ladies of Starship Troopers
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Ladybugs?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# The cast of Dog Soldiers
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# "If Red Riding Hood should turn up with a bazooka and a bad attitude; I expect you ta chin the bitch."
I love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Laugh? I nearly shat.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# "put em back in!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# there is no Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Sonic the Hedgehog
with a big pair of tits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# NSFW
I'm horrified to say: that's been done.

Edit:
Worse can be found here 8(
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# *monocle*
ah, the wonders of the yiffternet...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I'VE GOT FURSONALITY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Azathoth giving a talk on scaring to some young night-gaunts
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Wooo I got mugged once
Stuff like that is really lame to understate wsomewhat!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# woah
You can 'magic eye' the first two frames and get trippy text coming off the page at you.... freaky maaaan.

/going-for-a-lie-down-blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Someone nicked my motorbike once
The police found it about 2 miles down the road all bent and covered in blood.

Silly thieves.

I'd like to see Scarlet giving Tommy Chong a nosh, for what it's worth.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
i like that anecdote
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# victorian rabbits!
I drew one yesterday but I can't scan it or nuffink
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# "Face hurt!"
marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Chloe
- for the fans

EDIT : looking in the mirror at herself.
" Do they look smaller too you? "
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Draw a gang of scooter thieves
being anally raped by (the possibly dead) Sir Clive Sinclair and Alan Sugar. Eamon Holmes is in the backround, being fellated by both Richard and Judy.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Sir Clive Sinclair isn't dead
HE WILL LIVE FOREVER*

*for as long as Richard and Judy continue to fellate Eamon Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Cortana from Halo
Pissed off with Scarlet who is trying to hack in to a Covenant system.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Sorry about your scooter!
How about drawing a robot playing chess with a man in a cage
(its just the man in the cage not both of them)

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(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# :-<
i had the same thing happen a few weeks ago then the police found it empounded it for fingerprints and wouduent give it back to me unless i paid £400 witch is about twice wat the junk heap was worth BASTARDS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! }{ amis }{, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Haha yeah
When my car went missing they told me it would be £500 to get it back. Since I paid £200 for it I said they could keep it if they found it. Particularly as some scrote had put all the windows through, and then they stole it.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# The bastards!
I cried for days when some nasty person stole my motorbike.

They burned it to bits and left it in a park :(

You have my sympathy and commiserations.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:46, archived)