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# A number of you may not know this, but...
if you slowly 'milk' a dog's snout by gently gripping it's face and massaging towards the nose, the spittle which gathers at the front of it's jowl can be dried into a smokeable resin.
The psychotropic effect is that of a mild euphoria but nausea can result if combined with an excess of alcohol.
Just wondered if you knew.
(Cheesequake, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Says the FAQ:
Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yes
as long as they aren't fucking useless wankery
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# What a splendid word
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Seconded
with claxons!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# too tired to read further?
Please be considerate to others though, the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I hope you feel suitably chastised
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# but how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Don't talk shit
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# The OK button doesn't work
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hmm
good idea for a next project
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ARF!!
Best of all the animules
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Why not try the little 'x' in the top right hand corner of your browser?
Surely this will solve all your problems ;)

Edit: I feel this would be justly applied to me also!
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# not on a mac
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# This is true...however I am on Nazi Work PC
I am considering buying a shiny new macbook though :D
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# meh
get a slightly older one and pay lass and have less hassle with the batteries.

according to reports.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# sounds lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# you are a fail
as is your 'FACT'.

please delete yourself from life.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# *hits "Ignore"*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# F-
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Words?
Still a top tip worthy of the newsletter.
Top lurkage by te way.
Read the FAQ.

Pick any reply from above.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Oh yeah, who can forget that natural high
dog drool
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# don't forget the 'legal high'
you get from banana skins.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Pah, I get high on life
and crystal meth
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 8 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Thats mad
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I can't imagine that people can remember all these alias'
they made up 4 years ago just so they can act like twats in anonymity and giggle like schoolgirls at all the responses they get to their hilarious jibes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# ^THIS^
i have one account, that is it, that is all i need on b3ta, if i want to act like a twat then i will, i won't hide behind a different name, i'll hide behind my original anonymous user identity.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# ^this^
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I'd rather have a wank.
No nausea there sonny boy, sonny Jim, sonny lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I've heard that a solid kick to the balls
can cause psychotropic effects
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Football, cricket, WHICH ONES
I WANT MY HIGH
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# YAY! My first ignore!
That was too easy...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# i dont think this is appropriate
what if a blind person read this and got their dog ends mixed up.......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Proper lol there.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAHA YOU ARE RUBBISH
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Did you discoved that by self experimenting?
Do not bother replying as I couldn't give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I think I might try that. Or wait, no...
fuck off
(Jokel, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Get to fuck...
...if you'd be so kind.

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Interesting.
I should very much to see some scientific proof for this before I nose-wank a dog over a rizla.

Also, don't be put off by all the rude people. You've not broken any rules. However, you'll find that the talk board is a better place to start pictureless threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# LOL!
Nose wank indeed! Yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Welcome to fail, my friend
welcome to fail.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# With all this fail stuff
its like being on 4chan again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Yup, I knew that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# you fail at life.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)