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[challenge entry] Hes the ultimate force

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(Staffs Giraffe, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Have you actually done anything to this?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# yes
but he's such a ninja, you don't notice him move
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# and the survey says,
uh-uhhh
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I'm at work, so can't get to that
but is it actually the Family Fortunes noise?

i've bookmarked it for later anyway
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahah, it is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# yes
sure is
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# breeleeant
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# erm
not in this instance no


*looks shifty*
(Staffs Giraffe, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)
# ...waits
*raises eyebrow*

edit: there should be a 'I hate this' clickylinky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# ^This
No need for a 'least popular page' or anything but it would be very therapeutic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# This has been suggested a lot recently
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# That's not nice though, is it?
(Pachey, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# true
we could have it as a "I don't like this very much, it's nothing personal, but just a bit of constructive criticism" link instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# or a
"YOU'RE SHIT, GO AND DIE" button

might get the point across a bit clearer
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# what a crap friday this is turning into...
i'm glad i'm going for a few beers after work!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# me too . . .
beer galore it's gonna be a veritable beer-fest! STARTING IN HALF AN HOUR! Ta-ra all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *JEALOUSES*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Damn you..
work until 5 and then i'm not sure if i want to go out, because someone who got stabbed in my town is buried today, so all his friends will be out drinking and stabbing
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I'm
at home on my sofa eating toblerone and waiting for Neighbours to come on as we speak.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# i had toblerone
shared with my colleagues tho, so didn't get much

now getting moaned at because i started lunch 10 mins late, so im 10mins late getting back
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# apologies for use of word; 'mins'
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I am drinking Old Peculiar as we speak
but may just stay in this evening :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Me too
(Pachey, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# oH COME ON
He's no Steven Seagal is he?
(Dr GUID, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# but then who is?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Not Steven Seagal thats for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Well done.
Didn't see that. I should have been paying attention at Paddington.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Eh?
Sorry, I was on the Bank Branch.
(Dr GUID, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# duh!
steven seagal......obviously.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# WHOOPSY!!!!
i don't think you shoulda done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *awaits amusing animation*








*still awaiting*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I'll see what I can do...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Anyone seen that ad for his programme on Sky?
"Aaaah! I got some in my eye! Boo hoo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# was it some of his wife's fists he got in his eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# yes, he's a pussy really
didn't you see that episode of extras, 100% true.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Well done on your FP Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# cheers bun
very unexpected that one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# "Aaaah! I got cum in my eye! Boo hoo!"
more like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Are you
rebekkah wade, editor of the sun?

(She keeps namechecking this idiot too..as well as beating him up)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# yes
no no no no no no yes
no no no no no no yes
no no yes
no no yes no no no no no no no
YES!

Name that film... and the actress
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Parent Trap
?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# The vicar of dibley
dawn french
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# no!
nonnononono
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Disclosure
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
It's good, but it's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah, I noticed the Actress bit afterwards
You edited that part in didn't you?
It would have had to be an actor (and actress for the yes's) for mine to fit :)

*retires from the podium*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# meg ryan
when harry met sally
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# non monsieur

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Straw Dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# we must be right
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# aarggh! the mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# It's the vicar of dibley, I swear
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# you are wrong
I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# straw dogs
susan george being raped
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I refer
the honorable gentleman to my previous answer
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Do you want me to tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Austin Powers?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# No




It's this
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# argh, i'm at work
do the audio descriptive thing for me =D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# bah
I type too slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I'll let you both off as I trust you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ARSE!
I had it too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I know!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PUX6Te_jWT8
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Winnar!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# GLEE :D
...is there some sort of badge?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Oh, there'd better be!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
#


That's the character name by the way... before I get accused of rampant mysogynism... again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# The History of the World
if it's being sung. Can't remember the actress though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Yay!
Madelaine Kahn
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# HER PARENTS DID IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# LOVE LIFE, LET IT LOVE YOU BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Ultimate Farce
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# pffft
nice
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Charles Darwin
Disapproves of un-editted source images.

Oh, wait a second....

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)