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Tragic really, but we could all see it coming.

From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 502 entries (closed)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Shocking =P

But woo-worthy =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

can dogs get parkinson's disease?

this is not a criticism of your image, just a question.

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rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

They can get alzheimers

I think the two are quite similar

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

I truely fucking hope so

*simulates with neighbors dog and car battery*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Yes, Timmy was never down a well at all

Lassie was just having an episode

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Apparently so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson's_disease_in_animals

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

you fuck

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rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Hahaha

Vote against this sort of thing:

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Pffft =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

You git

I'm getting really funny looks from others in the computer lab now.

/laughing all the same

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Wonder what their web stats look like

"Hmmm, 99.9% of all hits to this page are from b3ta.com..."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

B3TA LOVES HORSES

*T-shirt idea...*

*instantly remembers the other t-shirt..*

*fails*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha

*sigh*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

How did you even do that?

Stupid silent office and big speakers...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

haha

good one.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha!

You didn't get me with the first link, but did with the second

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Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

There are other subtler ways to do that.

For example, I wrote this article on how to do clever stuff with Apache:
www.wheelybird.com/docs/url_rewrites.txt

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Why

do I supect this may not be a text file?

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Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

RewriteRule ^.*$ http://www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses [R=permanent,L]

Or..
Redirect 301 www.yourhostname.com www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses

GEEKTASTIC!!1

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

a rare occasion indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

*polite applause*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

oh well done indeed :D

Twice with that.....lol

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

HAHAHA

and I had just put the volume on high here in the office, and I had to explain the sudden outbreak of horses

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

damn you sir!

damn you!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

very well played

it's so good to see a real master at the height of his game... the creativity Afinkawan has shown today is outstanding... those cheeky little moves showing everyone what a cockly little bastard he really is... wonderful.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

Haha

I wondered why that was purple =P

Please accept your prize: http://www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/award.jpg

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7800594

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

I walked straight into that too

cunty.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

well played!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

If you want the theme to put on someone else's phone

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/i_love_horses.mp3

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Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

You DO know that I make ringtones for a living...

... and will now send this out to everyone I know?

MUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

i anticipate the crazy frog advert.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

That fucker is the bane of my life.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

Excellent!

I look forward to not buying it as I have it on mp3 already :)

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Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Arf!

But I can't even work out how to put mp3s on my own phone.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

print them off

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Then type them in.

*remembers programs in really old Spectrum magazines*

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

45 minutes of coding later, the swirly swirly swirls around the screen.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

Unless!

Mis-prints in listing, requiring a wait of a month or so until the print the errata.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha

Fucking ace!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

arf

bookmarked for later usage
/always fall for it

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

That was on telly on saturday!

i'm gonna watch it tonight

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

quaility film.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

Apparently Cushing's Disease has the same degenerative effects

But I'm not sure they can actually contract Parkinson's.

May be wrong..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

yeah yeah

I just got that from google - but it doesn't really sound very similar if you dig a bit deeper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cushing's_syndrome

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rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Might just be the degenerative process

Rather than the effects that are similar

I blame google for this misunderstanding..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

Yep! Parkinsons isn't actually a disease, it's a syndrome

usually caused by trauma to the brain stem. (Hence why Muhammad Ali has it)

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Google says yes

www.cafnrcornerpost.com/fs2006/shuck_julia/103006_parkinsonsindogs.htm

100% horse free ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

that's a good find.

they should have called him michael j. dog. ahahahaha.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

pffft BARKinson's disease

just me then

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

ARF!

*tries the veal*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

TWIG!

MWAH.
How are you?
Are you still at catering college?
Gissa nice recipe using beetroot smelly blue cheese and plain pringles.
Oh and lettuce and tomatoes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

isn't that a cheese salad sandwich

with crisps on the side?

-- I had a WONDERFUL banana and peanut butter smiidge for lunch.

I'm happy with my choice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Well that is what it's going to turn out to be

unless Twig can come up with a braw idea :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

okay - puree the beetroot and add stock and cream and sir in the blue cheese

next eat the beetroot and cheese soup.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Hmm that could work

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

ummm

chuck it all away and order a pizza?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Ok, what about the other questions?

what about the other questions?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

I'm well ta

how's your lovely self?

I finished college a few months back, I now have a piece of paper what says I am a chef

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Woo Chef Twig!

Now you can SELL recipes and go on the telly and act like a twat and get paid lots of money for it.
Then create your own range of sauces and pickles.
4. Profit

Do you have suitable employment yet?

I am well too ta.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

cor

jaffa challenge! how many calories / grams of fat / protein in 48 jaffas? I am under tight fitness regime...

got to walk the dog, see you all tomorrow?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

later d00d

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

pffft

...what I would like to know is, if a dog had Parkinson's, how would they hold the Maracas?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Loudly?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Have you read this book on it? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Parkinsons-Disease-Practice/dp/1853157457/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195482076&sr=8-2

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

Yep

But when dogs have it it's called "Cerebellar Atoxia and seems to affect young dogs.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

...called Elvis

*quote*

“In one year [Elvis] will be unable to move, become unstable, fall any time he tries to take a step and I will euthanize him,” said O’Brian. O’Brian intends on euthanizing Elvis before the dog can no longer walk, in order to allow him to lead the fullest, happiest life with as little pain as possible.

*/quote*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

I'm glad he's not my doctor.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

*sniff*

On last weeks "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" they were getting the panel to finish greetings cards. One was about a dog that thanked its owner for "putting him to sleep" and a blubbed like a baby.
/big girl's blouse.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

Shit!

I forgot to record last week's episode!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

I'd offer to send it to you but it's about 25 kilograms

Edit: Quick you still have until this evening to grab it on the listen again page!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

I'm going to have to leave work early

and hope I can get home to record it off listen again before it gets replaced with tonight's episode.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

This came very close to making me cry this morning.

/even bigger girls blouse... like... a girl with 44 GG funbags.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Is that real?

I was waiting for the punchline....christ :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

I think so

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Oh blimey

You must be pre-menstrual. That made me want to vomit.
:)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

I was waiting for something animated by Butters...

...to chainsaw her in the game....I was completely disappointed.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Pfft!

You're made of sterner stuff than me. ;)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

I doubt that

But only music and sad dog stories make me blub.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Sad dog stories?

Did you see the end of Homeward bound?

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Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

But I no longer live in the UK.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

ahem...

Doggies and music

This made me cry.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

nout beats a good Parky's joke :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

awww

look at his little glee face!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

Hahaha

*loads up track and field on MAME emulator*

Damn you =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

hahaha

TBH I think MJF would be better on Daley Thomspons Decathlon with a good Kempston joystick.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)