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# can dogs get parkinson's disease?
this is not a criticism of your image, just a question.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# They can get alzheimers
I think the two are quite similar
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I truely fucking hope so
*simulates with neighbors dog and car battery*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Yes, Timmy was never down a well at all
Lassie was just having an episode
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Apparently so.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson's_disease_in_animals
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Vote against this sort of thing:



(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Pffft =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# You git
I'm getting really funny looks from others in the computer lab now.

/laughing all the same
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Wonder what their web stats look like
"Hmmm, 99.9% of all hits to this page are from b3ta.com..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# B3TA LOVES HORSES
*T-shirt idea...*

*instantly remembers the other t-shirt..*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# How did you even do that?
Stupid silent office and big speakers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# haha
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You didn't get me with the first link, but did with the second
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# There are other subtler ways to do that.
For example, I wrote this article on how to do clever stuff with Apache:
www.wheelybird.com/docs/url_rewrites.txt
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Why
do I supect this may not be a text file?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# RewriteRule ^.*$ http://www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses [R=permanent,L]
Or..
Redirect 301 www.yourhostname.com www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses

GEEKTASTIC!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# ^
a rare occasion indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# oh well done indeed :D
Twice with that.....lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
and I had just put the volume on high here in the office, and I had to explain the sudden outbreak of horses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# damn you sir!
damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# very well played
it's so good to see a real master at the height of his game... the creativity Afinkawan has shown today is outstanding... those cheeky little moves showing everyone what a cockly little bastard he really is... wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
I wondered why that was purple =P

Please accept your prize: http://www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/award.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7800594
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I walked straight into that too
cunty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# If you want the theme to put on someone else's phone
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/i_love_horses.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# You DO know that I make ringtones for a living...
... and will now send this out to everyone I know?

MUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# i anticipate the crazy frog advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
That fucker is the bane of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Excellent!
I look forward to not buying it as I have it on mp3 already :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Arf!
But I can't even work out how to put mp3s on my own phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# print them off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Then type them in.


*remembers programs in really old Spectrum magazines*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# :)
45 minutes of coding later, the swirly swirly swirls around the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Unless!

Mis-prints in listing, requiring a wait of a month or so until the print the errata.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Fucking ace!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# arf
bookmarked for later usage
/always fall for it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# That was on telly on saturday!
i'm gonna watch it tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# quaility film.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Apparently Cushing's Disease has the same degenerative effects
But I'm not sure they can actually contract Parkinson's.

May be wrong..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# yeah yeah
I just got that from google - but it doesn't really sound very similar if you dig a bit deeper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cushing's_syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Might just be the degenerative process
Rather than the effects that are similar

I blame google for this misunderstanding..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Yep! Parkinsons isn't actually a disease, it's a syndrome
usually caused by trauma to the brain stem. (Hence why Muhammad Ali has it)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Google says yes
www.cafnrcornerpost.com/fs2006/shuck_julia/103006_parkinsonsindogs.htm

100% horse free ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# that's a good find.
they should have called him michael j. dog. ahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# pffft BARKinson's disease
just me then
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# ARF!
*tries the veal*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# TWIG!
MWAH.
How are you?
Are you still at catering college?
Gissa nice recipe using beetroot smelly blue cheese and plain pringles.
Oh and lettuce and tomatoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# isn't that a cheese salad sandwich
with crisps on the side?

-- I had a WONDERFUL banana and peanut butter smiidge for lunch.

I'm happy with my choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Well that is what it's going to turn out to be
unless Twig can come up with a braw idea :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# okay - puree the beetroot and add stock and cream and sir in the blue cheese
next eat the beetroot and cheese soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hmm that could work
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# ummm
chuck it all away and order a pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Ok, what about the other questions?
what about the other questions?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I'm well ta
how's your lovely self?

I finished college a few months back, I now have a piece of paper what says I am a chef
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Woo Chef Twig!
Now you can SELL recipes and go on the telly and act like a twat and get paid lots of money for it.
Then create your own range of sauces and pickles.
4. Profit

Do you have suitable employment yet?

I am well too ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# cor
jaffa challenge! how many calories / grams of fat / protein in 48 jaffas? I am under tight fitness regime...

got to walk the dog, see you all tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# later d00d
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# pffft
...what I would like to know is, if a dog had Parkinson's, how would they hold the Maracas?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Loudly?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# :)
Have you read this book on it? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Parkinsons-Disease-Practice/dp/1853157457/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195482076&sr=8-2
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Yep
But when dogs have it it's called "Cerebellar Atoxia and seems to affect young dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ...called Elvis
*quote*

“In one year [Elvis] will be unable to move, become unstable, fall any time he tries to take a step and I will euthanize him,” said O’Brian. O’Brian intends on euthanizing Elvis before the dog can no longer walk, in order to allow him to lead the fullest, happiest life with as little pain as possible.

*/quote*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I'm glad he's not my doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *sniff*
On last weeks "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" they were getting the panel to finish greetings cards. One was about a dog that thanked its owner for "putting him to sleep" and a blubbed like a baby.
/big girl's blouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Shit!
I forgot to record last week's episode!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I'd offer to send it to you but it's about 25 kilograms
Edit: Quick you still have until this evening to grab it on the listen again page!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I'm going to have to leave work early
and hope I can get home to record it off listen again before it gets replaced with tonight's episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
#
This came very close to making me cry this morning.

/even bigger girls blouse... like... a girl with 44 GG funbags.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Is that real?
I was waiting for the punchline....christ :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I think so
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Oh blimey
You must be pre-menstrual. That made me want to vomit.
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I was waiting for something animated by Butters...
...to chainsaw her in the game....I was completely disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Pfft!
You're made of sterner stuff than me. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I doubt that
But only music and sad dog stories make me blub.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Sad dog stories?
Did you see the end of Homeward bound?
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# No
But I no longer live in the UK.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ahem...
Doggies and music

This made me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)