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# Allo.

What should I draw the'day?
Nothing fuzzy! I want suggestions like the ones I used to get before all this Squirrels with Tits crap started up.
C'mon; something cool!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# the werewolves of the moulin rouge
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# A narwhal (or however it's spelt)
with a belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# An inflatable building cosy trying to chat up a shop full of woolly hats
And failing miserably.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# This has both drama and pathos
Top suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I was trying to get Keith Chegwin in there somewhere but he fell out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# a pearl diver
under the sea, knife in mouth, looking at a right fucking sexy mermaid
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# the wording of this post amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Wasn't that one of the gifts Jesus got?
oh no . . . myrrh


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Playground quicksand
Pumpkin King

Embarassed snake

Hello JJ


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# 'allo :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# the doll parade from the film Paprika
(should keep you busy all day)

or steampunk rocketeer lady
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Have you had a haircut JJ?
I want to see the Tower of Bagel. With cream cheese and smoked salmon. Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *ehugglifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hello Minky :)
*pets and feeds mink snacks*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Nope.
Need one tho.
Too fluffy at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Awww
*ruffles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
My parting!
*O.C.Ds*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I just et a toasted caramelised onion and poppy seed bagel
with alllll pate in it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Bah
*jellis*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *shares*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# "...it's paste, they've spelt it wrong"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# bleedin' Frenchies!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# two Latvian robots making a sculpture of Humphrey Bogart out of a marshmallow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Just do a mutant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# gun-toting cyber-fiends rampaging through downtown tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
a commando-clad polar bear, wearing a leopardskin top hat instead of a helmet
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Robo parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# i'd suggest the sally colour again
but seeing as you want something silly,

two aardvarks playing knights of the old republic whilst wearing glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Milton Keynes Original Gangstas
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Benjy would appreciate this post
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I would like to see
your explanation as to why the giraffe's tongue is blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# all the red wine
next!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Squirrels...
...with Tits crap.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# The subject of your initial post, but in their thousands,
and all equipped! www.b3ta.com/board/8302704
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# the bowls of hell
or Superbowel '08
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# is this 'Dr' Gillian McKeith's new show?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I've heard it's just non stop shit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# dice

27 of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# No.
28 of them. TWENTY-EIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Dave the hat being massaged by two taiwanese chick boy prostitutes.
just like in the negatives i still have.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# A steampunk engineeress
riding her mechanical contrivance.

She has not quite managed to sort out the vibrations but , after her test run, is no longer sure she wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Charity workers
caught in an avalanche.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# sexy (non furry) space alien, with assistant killer war robot
:D

edit: assistant steampunk killer war robot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# A thalidomide baby
being raped by a camel, who's engorged cock is encrusted with pustulent sores, and who is proudly sporting a ginger merkin
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ...
what the hell is wrong with you?

*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# smeared in tobasco sauce, while riding a unicycle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Pervert
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# and if you think you are getting the saddle of the unicycle back you've got another thing coming!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# more of your
steam punk and victorian whatnot
lookit, im here from your CC forum!
arent i just the best
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# just when I thought mariachi was evil, turns out it has it's own devil
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# yah, we devils are tru evil
we dont just play maricahi musics, we play them a l l t h e t i m e
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# How about, "Why you should always read the instructions"
or, Scanner failure - the aftermath!

or possibly, Jedi Nuns, perhaps

Failing that there's always the old standby of "Supernatural Rice Pudding", of course.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# A victorian gent with superpowers
fighting zombies?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# fighting zombies with superpowers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Female Predator
sexing up Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Enchanted cheese trousers.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Kats' Beaver being shaved.

Bolox, you just done that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I do concur
Nice Beaver.

Thanks, I stuffed it myself.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Maybe...
How about another Tomb Raider sketch? Perhaps she's in a rather sticky situation wearing that little black number! :)
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# bawwww
Chloe sheering sheep, whilst wearing nothing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)