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# For those that suggested a simpler solution:

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hmmm
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I'm confused, what did I miss?
also

CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A SITE WITH FREE CHEESEY LIFT MUSIC THAT I CAN USE VERY QUICKLY ON AN ADVERT?
Basic background tinkle/keyboard/whatever to a headache tablet advert sort of thing.
Thankyoupleaseta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Download some coldplay


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# You could try this maybe.
It's a little program that procedurally generates music, cycle through a few iterations and you might get something.

It's a bit midiey sounding though, but you can replace the instruments if you have the time.

wikihost.org/wikis/doodleblog/wiki/dunc_s_algomusic
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# a lift and a tape recorder...
*gets coat*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# try this...
www.joescaramanga.co.uk/blog/?p=8
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# classics :D
but a bit too identifiable, cheers anyhoo, I shall be listening to Lounge all afternoon I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# just buy a cheap kiddie keyboard from argos
and record the resultant tunes you make on it

and all will be well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# try finding
lullaby renditions of nine inch nails :D
(JadeFalcon, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# 5th frame is below.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ah you see that makes the joke way better
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you know what? I DON'T CARE :(
I NEVER WANTED A COLLABORATION ANYWAY.

You can't see me right now, but I'm crying.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# bless 'im ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# btw
i like your new video :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Thank you!
You're looking lovely today!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *preens*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# uh........what?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I think he wanted you to yiff him
A collaboration is code for 'I want your plushie babies'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8499053#post8499131
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# haha
some people last night suggested we collaborate on a comic with our anthropomorphic characters. I asked you what you thought of this plan in your previous thread, and people seemed to take your silence as indication that you hate me, thoroughly and utterly :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I just said it was a bit chilly :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# /puts on duffle coat
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I think that's hell freezing over.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yes, but we know what you're like!
EH? EH? *nudge nudge*
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I did it.
www.b3ta.com/board/8498981
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# did what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# 'it'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# he can dream

to be honest I think the kids are playing some clique joke
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# And i'm sure they'll keep up that defence when they are in court for sexual assault.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hexachordal has a previous?!


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# what?!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# what?

I'm just asking.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Sorry. Must've missed that.
Don't really have time to do a colab, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# fair enough.
I shall do my own thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# lol, euphemism
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# PMSL LMAO.
Yeah, but seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# now that's a fuckload more entertaining

still needs more Jack the Denizen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# pffft
for some reason that's incredibly funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I like this a lot
but I think that the simplest solution for you is either sexy nuns or squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# AAAHAHAHAHA
that's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Oh yes
ahahhahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Every time it gets me....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Exit motorway here for tits.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# twinned with squirrelz?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Better...

* Better get a bucket, I think I am going to throw up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# eet is only a waffer theen meent!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# typing in a french accent is harder than it looks
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# mais non, c'est faux.
c'est très façile!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# mais ca, c'est pas un accent francais, c'est le francais!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *gallic shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# haha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# heeeheee!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Not enough printertits.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Can there ever really be enough printertits?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Well, you'd think that
but I remember the great printertit glut of '78. Those were dark times.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# pfffft!!!
for some reason the combination of the words 'great printertit glut' makes me laugh unstoppably.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I made myself smirk
as I typed it. I might flesh those 3 words out into a 627-page novel.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# The stench, do you remember the stench?
and the diseases: croup, sore knees, blue helmet...


dark, dark days...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Touché
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# They're not . . . GETTING to you are they?
C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I think it was something I ate at lunch.......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# C]:0(
We have septic water at my work . . . clostrosporidium . . . or summat . . . s'on the beeb website


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ah,
just boil it.
s'all good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# We seem to be having quite a gay day on b3ta,
must be all that gayonnaise!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# MUCH better
!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# HURRAH!
He looks very happy with that cum shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!
alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# fan farcking tastic matey
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# bloody marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# LOL!11!!!1!11
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
what the christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# BIG WINKIES!
Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)