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# No wait, it was Blue, blue, yellow, yellow red
Shit, no thats the BBC Home page

Try Blue, Blue, Green, Blue, Green?
Yay! B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# had to filename, but
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# give it a week and it'll be funny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# *gives week*
now be funny!

Awh, he doesn't like weeks, he said a few days :( i don't have any days to give out :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Just installed it myself. I don't like the feel of it. Sure, a few nifty features, but Firefox is better for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# It's nice enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# looks rubbish, no prizes for design
but I'll give it 10 minutes before returning to IE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# INTRANET ASPLORDER?!
/browser nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# It does everything I need, how is it not any good for looking at websites?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I find IE easier and more flowing to use
but i have firefox as backup when IE dies on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Haha, who cares. Use what you like. They're all using standard formatting anyway so the difference on webpages is going to be negligable.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Fucking hell
I wish this was even vaguely true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I've been misinformed and I wish for you to rectify my grave mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Oh I so want you to be right though
I really do.
Google the words "IE box model hack".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Aha! I should imagine that's a complete bitch to work around.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# It's a bore
and it burns client budgets by lengthening development time on stuff that doesn't add any value.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You can't use IE, or internet weirdos will think less of you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Yay!
uses IE even more
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ur wel gey m8
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hrumph
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I don't like IE because
the text antialiasing is horrible, and makes it look like my screen is dirtydirtier

probably disableable though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Because
It's slow.

Opera is clearly the best out there, since Google has nicked all its features. :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Last time I tried firefox and opera,
IE ran much faster than they did. Admittedly that was a couple of years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# IE6?
That was a nightmare. IE7 is a massive improvement but IE6 utterly refused to conform to web standards, so you had to code around its problems, so the whole internet was slower as a result.

There's some truth in there :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I have a feeling I changed straight from 5 to 7.
I'm shit at keeping up with these things.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# you were lucky
:)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I ought to put a special mention here for Outlook 2007's HTML renderer
W o r d
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I love their excuse for idea stealin'.
"UM UM UM WE'RE OPEN SOURCE OLOL."
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Just installed Chrome
Obviously the first site I came to was b3ta, and what do I see on top of the board :)

Yay
(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I am using that right now!
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I am too, creepy how it knew my B3ta password
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# we all know your b3ta password
in fact whenever someone thinks it's a cool animation or something that you've posted it was actually one of us ;)

we work in rotation
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# it's google, it's got secret nsa science
plus it probably sucked your firefox/ie settings
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# does it have a donk?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# just noticed google chrome on google page
what's it all about then?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# It's an open source Google browser. Apparently it'll rival IE and FF3.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# just spotted the logo too
and thus the joke :)

ta
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Yes
apparently it's the start of a new Browser War.
If it really does turn into a repetition of the Netscape/IE implementation nightmare I'm going to find myself a different job. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I expect it might
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# google brand linux
what would be the odds of that before long

plus it seems that someone got bored waiting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# That's hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# it's not for naughty people who use vista
it's for communists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# LEAVE VISTA ALONE >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Had to google.
and still Ris?

but here..
www.freegames.ws/games/kidsgames/simon/mysimon.htm
edit:
Ahh I see.
I was gonna try opera out an'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# simon says
GO FUCK YOURSELF

never worked as kid :(

edit: and it's the logo - looks a little simonish (i found out two minutes ago)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# You had it!!
I never ever played it.
Online is the closest i've ever been to one!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# yes i had it
but i took it apart when i was ten and it never worked again you see

but i didn't have bigtrak :(

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Hehe,
the number of toys we took apart only to break them!!!
Our generation were so destructive!!

EDIT:Just installed chrome!!
I'll give it a week.
EDITEDIT Ten mins was enough!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# re: editedit
not impressed then?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Nah,
i'll give opera a go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Which?Web-browser
guest editor Mstandot!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hey, Opera's pretty neat!
All scrolly and no jerkiness!
It may last longer than ten mins!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Opera's teh greatest for photos I find,
but text often appears fuzzy. At least on my screen it does. It's still a favourite of mine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# We had a version of it on my Archimedes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Could someone raise some good/useful points about it?
I'm not sure wether or not to use it :/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# It's created and distributed by a company
that makes its money by serving up targetted ads.
That right there should give you pause.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# It's over-simple for mindless housewifes to use after they saw it on BBC news.
It's dull and uninspired. I don't trust it.

On the plus the process thing is a great plus. For ever tab open it runs a small process for it. If that tab dies or crashes the rest of the browser is unaffected. Similarily if one tab/process runs something malicious you can get rid of it all in one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Just wait for FF/IE to implement the same but with one other bell/whistle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I even kicked DVD Shrink off my Vista start-menu to make space for Chrome.
I FEEL SO CHEATED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahah
buries face in game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# argh!
surrounded by battenburg... A personal hell for me

/vile stuff, arse cake of the devil that it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# *sharpens Battenburg stake to drive through GTA's comedy heart*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# it's the marzipan that does it...
it's like garlic bread to a vampire with me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Stop your lying!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# agree
battenberg is vile shite
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# well said that man
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# This is clearly a conspiracy.
It's delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i agree
forward all your battenbergs directly to me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# battenburgers vs antibattenbergers
in an epic cakey battle. produced by the kipling commission
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# maybe it's just the pink bits you don't like
have you tried both colours separately to make sure?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS!
i could go for some battenberg right now.

But i think i'll have fish, chips and mushy peas instead :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Arf!
Also: Google browser? No ta.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# just trying this now :D
no file size properties?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# no image properties at all!
a flaw!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is horrible!

The new Flock browser however, although it has a useless photobucket function, is pretty fucking good.

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Flock 2.0?
Horrrrible bloated nasty web 2.0 type bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Is there a 2.0?
Mine's 1. something, it has loads of good features but it does reduce your browser considerably so I do use Firefox as a rule.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Yeah, 2.0 has been out for a while.
I keep FF3, IE7 and now GC on this PC. Mainly just to check my web coding.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Yeah I hate that with IE
The amount of wasted hours just trying to do something simple.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I've just downloaded it
but don't seem to be able to middle-click scroll. =/
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I never noticed that. I can't do b3ta without scrollyclick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Well that settles it.
I'm going back to Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# scroll works ok here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i think he means the
multi directional click and drag type.

but I don't use that unless for some weird reason I'm navigating via tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I just mean where you click the wheel once
then move the mouse above or below where you clicked to move up and down the page.

It's the easiest way to scroll through b3ta. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# yep
that's what i meant
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# If you wheel click on a link though it opens a new tab.
or did it always do that?
I nearly ignored someone by accident.

Edit: Yes it does!! :s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Firefox does that. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I'd not use the web if I couldn't do that. Makes everything 20 times faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# It fucking will
and delay the onset of arthritis!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# electronic jew?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# bindun
in my head about 24 hours ago. honest!
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)