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# well done folks, we made it into print... again!

p.37 Daily Mail for anyone interested.
If anyone wants this taking further etc, and seeing what they say, can you gaz me with your email addy please and I'll copy everyone in on emails etc etc when I went through this before.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# And no mention of b3ta AT ALL
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# or me!
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*edit* In other news...."QUACK!"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Have a bar of chocolate
*offers*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# White, milk or dark?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# your timing is impeccable as ever
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# wow.
*slightly jealous*

*decides that all the b3tans who got published in the Daily Mail are right-wing racist hand-wringers by association*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *cries*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Don't wet his pure socialist shoulder with
your bitter Thatcherite tears of acid!

*shuns*

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# DIANA'S DEAD, STOP CRYING
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You bugger!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Is that a test of right-wing racist hand-wringerism?
Cos I never did, do not, and never will cry over the stupid bint
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# no it was a silly joke petal
*hug*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# All the same, I stand by my statement
*hugs*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# you foreigners would say that with your bleeding heart left wing liberal crap
;)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I couldn't agree more, I can't stand left-wing, marching, self-rigteous, uneducated, hypocrite, dirty-haired types.
I'm the sole member of the Just Leave Everyone Alone Especially Me Party.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# yeah
^this

... although I can't really sulk because what the fuck do I ever post?

hmmmmmm
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Oooh, get you with your logo!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I've always had one...
I just felt like wearing it today.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Well ok then, carry on
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# fanks
*hugs then runs off to play*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Prof UC! Stop biting the other children!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *spits out an ear*
they started iiiittt :(

*kicks a crying infant*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *gets the iodine*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# unless they've picked up on one of my rambing witicisms...
... although I'd have to read it to find out... and to be honest I'd rather not.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# COCK OFF AND DONA . . .
GUMPH!?

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# darling?
blah blah blah - misunderstandings and porridge
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# SHHH!
I know, ya monger, that's the point . . .

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# One of my neighbours gets it delivered
I'm going to delight in telling her that my friends have been published in it today, without their permission.

Well, I say friends. Acquaintances but you get my drift.

Who got printed, anyway?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Archie, Archie, Archie, Archie,
Archie, Trellis, Archie, Archie and Archie

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# oh, cheers.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# pffft.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Yeah!
But you're not denying it!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I'll be your friend
*slashes palm with a blade and offers it*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *provides bandage*
silly bugger. :D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# err . . .
that's a bit tight for around his neck . . .

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Apart from the questions this raises about what you get up to with your friends
He'll be fine. He might black out a few times but he'll stay alive.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ok
*unzips*

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *mumble mumble mumble*
*spits out orange*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# this is how we made friends in the North East
...perhaps that's why we all have Hep B
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# that and our fondness for rimming
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I think that's the reason you suck, actually.
:D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# who looks silly now?
:D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# you
sucky ninja suck suck.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# :(
*shames*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# They mentioned b3ta online and even tagged alot of the images with b3ta.com.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Yet according to this, they inspired this run of hummus
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# the Daily Mail caused the credit crunch?
argh!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That would actually explain an awful lot
Diana's still dead and her inquest is done, Maddie's still missing and the case is closed. People stop buying the paper, they lay people off, that adds to unemployment.... IT'S TRUE!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# they copyrighted a lot of images to b3ta.com, which as rob pointed out yesterday, is a bit of a misnoma, as b3ta is not a company or a person
therefore, is worth f*ck all, and it's not fair to rob either as some people thought he'd done a deal with the mail.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Just passing on what I know.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# no worries :)
it's all good fun
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# blimey..
so you had to buy the Daily Hate Mail?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I smuggled it out in a copy of Razzle
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# B3TA SUPPORTS THE DAILY MAIL
OFFICIAL

Also: "yesterday the daily mail printed the best credit crunch jokes, NOW the internet blah blah"

Taking credit for it too!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# b3ta
and the Daily Mail - perfect bedfellows. Sheesh...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i made it into the newspaper?
*swoons*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Did they strip off tags?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# They've left knutsack's on
Other than that, looks like it
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ooh
and they've used two of my pics - cheeky buggers
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yup, they 'conveniently' cut mine off in the print version, but left it on the online version
it's a common trick
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Looks like they've cropped mine from both.
And i'm not keen on the use of the sharpen tool on the web version, either.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# drop me a gaz and let me know which ones are yours
if you're interested in seeing where this goes, drop me an email addy as well :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Shocking!
None of mine are in there*
:(

* is not shocked at all...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I love the implication
that the internet is awash because of their stealing and publishing our (sorry, your) stuff.

EDIT: D'oh! www.b3ta.com/board/8843240
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Ban the internets!
Join "Citizens United Negating Technology For Law And Peoples Safety" today
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# this sounds so right :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha this is brilliant
this is a wind up right?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Could you copy me in please. I like to try and keep in the loop for this sorta thing.
Personally I think you should try and get the full ammount for the circulation the paper has.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ohhh money
I currently get £60 a week from HM Government to feed a family, so suppose its better than selling the Big Issue if its £££ from the Daily Wail

Ive always had standards but im prepared to alter them when money is involved
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Moneymoneymoneycashmoneydoshmoneymoneymoolahmoneykaching!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# count me in
and double for me as they've used two of mine

*rubs hands*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# there is also a piece
on Julie Moult being an idiot on page 42.

are the two things related?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha, you f*cker
/you actually made me go look ;)

could be her revenge?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahahahaha, gullible fool!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# teehee!

I can't see how it would work as revenge, though.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# OUTRAGE!
they didn't steal my one :(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# love the fact that
they're claiming they're the inspiration around
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Love the irony of the headline
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It wasn't lost on me, either
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# CHRIST
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Excellent.
Well done all...

(And now, I start the countdown until I receive a 3MB email of bad scans of these images from my work colleagues.)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I like the insinuation
that the images came after the Daily Mail did a page of ripped off jokes.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)