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# mate asked me to post this
Apologies if I get this wrong or its in the wrong place(I'm new-ish);

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9BqSYf68Kk

Feel free to berate him via comments. Its nostalgia-tastic.
(slightly76 is Capt Bleh., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You'll want /links for that sir.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# How do you enjoy Spore?
Watching friends play it, it seems somewhere between a really shallow real-time-strategy, without much actual strategy in it, and an RPG with enormously tedious quests. Or at least, there was a lot of time spent searching the surface of planets for tiny objects.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I think you've summed it up right there
I wanted to love it so very much, but got bored in less than a week.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# If Chenobble can be addicted to it, though, maybe I'm missing something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I love the character, building and vehicle creation,
The terraforming is great, the space stage is generally cool.

You don't need to search the planets - there's a locator device that points the way to objects of interest.

EDIT: Though that's not to say there aren't some pretty major flaws - the tribal and civilisation stages are very limited for example.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# And the main flaw...
That irrespective of whether you're playing as a giant penis monster with a big smiley glans or some armoured, spike covered, poison spitting, invisible, flying four armed creature from the very depths of hell you still cannot actually fail.

Space got boring after a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# o rly?
how does one go about that, old bean?
(slightly76 is Capt Bleh., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ^ Like that
or click the links button at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# OHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKIN
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!
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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# WACKY PORNO-JAZZ.
/AC
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Please stop breaking my board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# WACKY PORNO-JAZZ.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# it's really gonna be one of those days, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# what the fuck is forensic gardening?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# google is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# and sort of the point
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# the results are not exactly all that informative...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8844570
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Freebs and Steve have been trying to see
who can get and hold the top google spot for Forensic Gardening...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hahahah, I'm back at the top spot (although it was finally called as a draw yesterday)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# aaaaah, thanks prof and ovine. steve is winning
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahahah! long story......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# It already is, and I am rubbing my entire body in peanut butter as a preparation for the remainder of the day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
#
Exception is line neck and then kiss. Strokes in good way that. Pulling back and down her forehead. Read her suck hard or in warp speed she drink allot. Yourself doing this is long gently. To wide lipped and am going to vagina and alternate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
#
My Name is Jacob Dyer. Exception is line neck and then kiss. Strokes in good way that. Pulling back and down her forehead. Read her suck hard or in warp speed she drink allot. Yourself doing this is long gently. To wide lipped and am going to vagina and alternate.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# + I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# it's enough to make me want to go and do some work...
which I probably should do...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# same here.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# you would have been better off posting that on links.
now of course you can't win, since people will flame you for posting it here (although nothing says you can't) and if you delete it, you will get flamed as well.

your only hope is to replace it with a very well crafted picture of a kitten riding a unicycle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# with a magenta cock
*edit* with some forensic gardening
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *puts on nazi storm trooper helmet*
*does goose step*
*cries*
*is not a good board nazi*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# grow a back bone! learn to flame like a pro!!
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/47549
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ow it hurts
*waits for next spam post*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Now your shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# everyone look at this
b3ta.com/links/segway_riding_chimp
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# TURN CHIMP..TURN!!
[edit]

YAAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yep - links
although, is this just a vid of some guy with some decks - and something completely different on the audio?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# first..tell your mate he's a shitbag for not posting it himself

secondly..this should be in links
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I shall file that away until I have a PC with speakers and/or headphones
ta!

I'm guessing everyone else will have flamed you enough for posting on the wrong board so I went with the fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# /links, old son
over there...
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yay
someone playing someone else's music on a record player! how talented.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# love it
but you really want www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# ooh ta
tvm
(slightly76 is Capt Bleh., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week being a board nazi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hey, that's not in "Airplane"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Cooool
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# what is this?
troll-day?

and your profile attempt at tongue in cheek emo bashing is a little too obvious.

i smell a rat
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Threadsave!
Drop all the Fail images. Let's repost kittens instead and keep ourselves happy and dandy.



This isn't a kitten but I just found it in my image search and it still amuses me.


Edit: I'd have been wise to do this further up the board.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)