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# In all good gift shops this Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# urgh you said the C word


nicely though :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Scrooge!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# FUCK C********!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# CUNT CHRISTMAS IN THE FUCK, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ARGH YOU SAID IT AGAIN!!

/knights who say Ni!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# What... Christmas?
Oh no I did it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *pelts with christmas puddings*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# AARGH, you said it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# If it's between stars
*thus* then it doesn't count.

I didn't actually say Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# CUNT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ...and a merry
cuntmas one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# The Grinch who saved Cuntmas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Lovely
Ninj made me do this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# an absolute classic
woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Superb stuff!
*orders 12*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Marvellous!!
Have a WOO Barb and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Cheers ninj!
It was an old idea I had, finally got round to doing it.

It appears I should have waited a couple of months...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Pfft!
BUT HALLOWEEN HASNT EVEN FUCKING BEEN YET!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I care nothing for your silly pagan festiva...
ohhhhh... hold on..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ALL of this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# AT least
the excessive, and welcome, commercialism of Halloween thats ha[ppened the last few years at least keeps crimbo at bay for a weeks longer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# But it fucking well doesn't!
Christmas stuff has been in the shops for weeks! AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SELLING HOT CROSS BUNS! IT IS NOT EASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# They go lovely with pancakes, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# My local Tesco
Has the Halloween stuff next to the firework stand, next to the Christmas stuff...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Non-linear time fucking rules.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Because hot cross buns are WIN!
We bought a box mince pies last week, because I wanted a mince pie.

Why should my apettite be dictated by the time of year?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Because they are the rules man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Escherly...
that's very good!

*fills stockings*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *comes down your chimney*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Lovely.
I bought my first C-word present yesterday. Will somebody please kick me in the fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I 'd prefer not too
It might hurt

unless you're American, in which case...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm from Essex,
if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Are you implying you have a de-sensitised fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Certainly.
I blame video games.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Good lord that is fab
but on the subject on the c- word.... I saw two ads in the same ad break at the weekend, one for DFS and one for Glade (!).

Let's get out of October first for christ sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# When I worked at B**ts
They had me stacking cuddly reindeer giftpacks on the shelves

in fucking August
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Boots do have their Christmas selection on the shelves already
Which is nice for me as it makes it easier for me to buy a cosmetic set for my sister's birthday on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Wait until January and buy 10 for the same price
then keep them for occasions such as this

/extremely cheap blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I worked for Superd***
So i know your pain.

Peversley I miss crimbo saturday afternoons of running round like a nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I saw baubles for sale in August
And last year, Easter Eggs for sale on 27th December....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yup, it's official, we're into THAT time of year
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I'm running just as fast as I can
holding on to one another's hands
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# you are a
winnar

cwick
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Lovely stuff
'nings b3ta, I hope my face didn't scare/arouse* you all too much last night

*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *stares catatonically*
*twitches a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I shoulda shopped a twitch into it
Considering how many photos it took to get that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# AROUSE! AROUSE! AROUSE!
Every time.
Which part of Wales and when?
www.b3ta.com/board/8857718
I'll be in the Cardiff/Barry area from 31st to 3rd.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Llangranog
returning to the smoke on the 31st, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Woo!
I likey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# This is full of WIN!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)