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# Oooooof, goodness
*rattles*

edit: where the fuck is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Australia.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# about 20 km east and north of him
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# over there >
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# <over there
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# to me >
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# <To you
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# < somewhere >
Over a rainbow...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# In ... the ...
Thames ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Fucking Whales in the Thames on Muthafucking Stilts you say????
/sweary shock old improv comic news blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# AND THE GODDAMNED POPE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# The new Nazi Pope or the old Parkinson's Pope?

Kids loved the old Pope and the new ride will be appearing in the Vatican's Fun Fare
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Weigh a pie
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# \o.
Here
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# relax!
Here I am! C];0)

G'morning all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *ignore


He he he
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# dth has you on ignore?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOO!
yes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# dave the hat has abundent wind!!
oh noes!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# * Takes DTH off ignore and puts k3b/-\/b on..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# aw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Who said that ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# 'allo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# At a desk, in London
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# This.
Unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *raises fist*
solidarity brother
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# same here
/although I'm having an impromptu 'dress-down Monday'
due to forgetting my work shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I can feel a Pearl Jam 'Ten' episode coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ah, you've got *those* on again, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# here
apart from those that are somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I went elsewhere, I thought everyone was gone.
I went candle shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Ipswich.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# through that mystery wall, that's like something out of that twighlighty show about that zone...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I'm
in my bedroom in my pants after a breakfast of kippers.
I am considering if I should put pants on and do important stuff or if I should start world of warcraft, drink beer and kill fiends.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Kippers?! I want kippers. Kipper me.
I've got pants on. Dotty ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Do you like Rastabilly?
*stomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Alas
the kippers are all gone. This saddens me. I think I shall now order some smokies and salmon for the holiday period so I am not bereft of a top breakfast.
www.arbroath-smokie.co.uk/catalog/

What are you having for Crimble day? I am cooking a 3 bird roast from Seldom Seen farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# My mum orders those to make these excellent little smokies
I forget what they're actually called but it's like a tasty fish mousse with more fillet on top, they are one of the most delicious things and really only seem to work with their fish.

We're also having another 3 bird roast this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I stopped with the huge turkey thing
some years ago. I was sick of turkey after years and years of it. Many people don't like it especially if it's cooked by someone who cooks a bird but once a year so I always went the way of silverside joint of beef and a gammon hock and people can have a choice. Then the three bird roast came to my attention ( by way of Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall doing a 10 bird one some years back ) and this will be our 4th year at it. Fantastic piece of meat and never ever a single bit of waste ( being boneless you just slice that thing right up and pop the leftovers in the freezer for sarnies ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You wear multiple pance?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I'm confusing myself through
lack of beer. I meant I should put on my overpants. My pantalon de publique as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Strides. Leg shirts. Bisected manskirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I might compromise
and put on my thermal johns just in case I have to answer the door to pay the window cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Long johns are brilliant.
I have some. I want a thermal onesie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Me too!
I looked everywhere for one a few weeks back, but no-one seemed to do them :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I know where there's some
but it's on my home computer favourites. Remind me tomorrow (I'm out tonight) and I'll grab the link for you.

Right, ciggie time then ten minutes more b3taing before yet-another-pointless-sodding-meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Thanks miss
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# do I have to do
everything for you girls, like a man? Just because you flutter your eyelids and say in a baby voice " will you do it for me hunny bunny?" I know you lot are wiring plugs and tuning TVs in the minute our backs are turned.

www.britishthermals.com/Mens_Thermals/Mens_All-In-One_Thermal_Suit
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Thanks hunny-bunny
*eventually figures out how to click link, all by herself*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# That's the one I was going to go and find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I know.
I've been watching you from a hole in the ceiling for the last 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# You lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Given the options you're considering, I vote trackie bums, comfy socks and get slaying.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# home
with the fire lit, a cup of tea and a pile of unwrapped presents :)

*comfy glees*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# So many people are at home.
I'm never at fucking home, I'm always working. How do you all manage it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I had a baby. Kerching!
edit: actually, that's quite a high price to pay for some time off...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# BABY
I'd love a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# You've got my number, my dear...
Anything I can do to assist.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I think the wife'd get a mite pissed off if I bred with others.
:D Uncle JPG has a nice ring though.

HAHA not like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *inappropriate LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Currently unavailable...
If you would like to leave a message, please leave your name, number and any brief message after the tone.

*beep*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *leaves obscene message about Grand-daughter*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *leaves abusive message about mindpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :D
hehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *phones*

PANTS!!

*hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hey Manuel I've slept with your granddaughter!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hi Archieface, Captain here. I have your underwear, Thanks for the bagel.
*dialling tone*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# that's probably the most awesome answerphone message to receive.
particularly if you have to listen back to it in a crowded office
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I've had to leave messages like it before
well, one. A male mate of mine wanted to get rid of a mental date, so I had to beat him home with a message telling him his SON was VOMITING and I NEEDED HIM.

He is now a 9 bob note. Much easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# '9 bob note'
Still remains one of the most giggle-worthy descriptors ever.
Along with the venerable Mr Stephen Fry's sublime 'as gay as a hedge'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# 'the name of one and the body of the other'
hehehe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# morning Dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# G'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Here*
*there, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *massive cuddleses* good morning, my lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Awww.... *Ginormous Hugs*
Hello, lovely pickle!
Ultra-busy today, hence a fleeting visit. Also, since my BASTARD washing machine just died, I've had to forfeit my New Year Alpine adventure in order to replace the damn thing.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I feel your pain, ours is dead as well.
Poor bunchkin though, I shall have to endeavour to entertain you from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I am at home
but making some dull industry marketing newsletter for large corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :-(
hurry it up so you can finish and watch some telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)