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\ mosh
\ I do not understand "mosh"
\ headbang
\ I do not understand "headbang"
\ fuck off you stupid game
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01,
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\ I do not understand "mosh"
\ headbang
\ I do not understand "headbang"
\ fuck off you stupid game
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by suggestion it is in fact the games fault. THis normally has to be done at high volume.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:08,
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/I don't appreciate bad language. *Game exits*
FUCKING GAME! NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 10 MINUTES TO RELOAD
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:26,
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FUCKING GAME! NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 10 MINUTES TO RELOAD
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I was terrible at those games. The only response I ever got was "you cannot do that"
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"I'm afraid you can't do that"
"OH GO FUCK YOURSELF"
"I don't understand to FUCK"
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:03,
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"OH GO FUCK YOURSELF"
"I don't understand to FUCK"
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I had "Frankenstein" on the C64 which had a 15 rating (because every now and then you allegedly saw a scary 8-bit drawing).
I couldnt get out the first room.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:05,
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I couldnt get out the first room.
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I never managed to finish that, and lost the instructions so didn't know what the commands were. Typing in every verb you can think of eats up a lot of time.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:38,
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Ooooh nasty!
If only you had taken the apple instead of the useless spell you would still be alive
Spellcasting: D. I. S. M. I. S. S.
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I'd also like to point out to any of you that are confused- being able to play Guitar Hero does NOT mean you can play guitar. Please stop approaching me at my own gigs to smugly announce you can do Dragonforce on hard.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:04,
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and is so much fucking better it is unreal
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Please tell me I've misunderstood you.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:07,
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getting in to Kirah's knickers is the greatest gaming moment in history! :D
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g8qTcx_nzQw
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:13,
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uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g8qTcx_nzQw
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it's better than sex
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:16,
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the PSP version is equally good
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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playing that :(
I didn't go to sleep that day until I unearthed my PS2, the PS2 version and clocked the entire thing in one session.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:25,
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I didn't go to sleep that day until I unearthed my PS2, the PS2 version and clocked the entire thing in one session.
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I give up 5 notes in on Guitar Hero.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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1. hand them your scruffy backup guitar
2. say, 'go on then'.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:08,
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2. say, 'go on then'.
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:D
I'm a bassist, I can hardly bitch about lack of musical prowess....
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:09,
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I'm a bassist, I can hardly bitch about lack of musical prowess....
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My inner pedant though is quick to point out that a bass guitar is still technically a guitar...
Joe Satriani - technically astonishing, but his playing seems to lack feel or soul, if you know what I mean. I'd rather listen to Stevie Ray Vaughn or Buddy Guy, personally.
/old fart blog
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:13,
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Joe Satriani - technically astonishing, but his playing seems to lack feel or soul, if you know what I mean. I'd rather listen to Stevie Ray Vaughn or Buddy Guy, personally.
/old fart blog
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technical ability amounts to shit all in my eyes - I went to see Paul Gilbert do a guitar workshop a couple of years ago and he's technically amazing, but there's a bit of soul there too which was good. Nice guy too.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:14,
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there's a name I haven't heard for a bit! Did he demonstrate the electric drill thing he used to do with Billy Sheehan in Mr Big?
Lacking either technical ability or soul, I'm reduced to playing 3-chord punk where my woeful ineptitude is masked by distortion, volume and anger...
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:21,
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Lacking either technical ability or soul, I'm reduced to playing 3-chord punk where my woeful ineptitude is masked by distortion, volume and anger...
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He did some... stuff too. What's the name of his new band? Anyway, them. They played some stuff.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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My knowledge of music is wedged firmly in the mid-to-late eighties.
I've no idea what's happened since then.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:24,
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I've no idea what's happened since then.
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a bit of good dance
a tiny bit of good rock
Nothing really of note.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:25,
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a tiny bit of good rock
Nothing really of note.
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That's a very succinct guide to the last 20-odd years in music!
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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I wonder if people every go up to Jackie Chan and tell him they're ace at Tekken.
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I like to announce this at the top of my voice when I fail miserably at the latter.
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I have been known to mutter this.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:21,
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'cos when you play it on easy they miss out notes and penalise you when you play them.
I shouldn't complain really. Sadly I suck at GH a lot less than I do at real guitars.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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I shouldn't complain really. Sadly I suck at GH a lot less than I do at real guitars.
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Reminds of that bloody silly one in the HHGTTG game:
"there is a small scarlet fish on the floor"
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:07,
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"there is a small scarlet fish on the floor"
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This really is all it amounts to as far as I can see.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:22,
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Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold.
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i thought i was being attacked by a rabbit pacman for months
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 2:13,
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and very recently.
But woo, none the less!
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:48,
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But woo, none the less!
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"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue!"
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:48,
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someone got the (admitedly ultra subtle) Zork homage in the image!
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:24,
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You appear to be in an internet forum, in the corner you see an object.
jimmer] look corner
In the corner you see the interwebs.
jimmer] hand interwebs to ianwarren
You have handed the interwebs to ianwarren, you also hand him a woo and yay!
:)
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 4:06,
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jimmer] look corner
In the corner you see the interwebs.
jimmer] hand interwebs to ianwarren
You have handed the interwebs to ianwarren, you also hand him a woo and yay!
:)
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I don't know how to 'lol'
>rofl
I don't know how to 'rofl'
>laugh
How would you like to laugh? > Like a loon
You laugh like a loon.
Your score is 20 out of a possible 157.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:37,
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>rofl
I don't know how to 'rofl'
>laugh
How would you like to laugh? > Like a loon
You laugh like a loon.
Your score is 20 out of a possible 157.
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www.toniwestbrook.com/shredz64
Complete with adapter so you can use the guitar...
*gets back to lurking*
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Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:21,
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Complete with adapter so you can use the guitar...
*gets back to lurking*