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[challenge entry] Oh hai there ppl of the interweb

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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# oh my gods!
ubar mindpiss
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# why did this come up when i tried to post a reply?
/*
* by Rob Tinsley
*
* 2006-03-13 v1.00
*
* 2006-10-27 v2.00
* + only update when we stop typing for a while, and only update once
* - so we can lose base= ugliness in {write,edit}.php
* + also update if the post_type changes
* + fixed a bug where we were using a global rather than document.getElementById()
*
* 2006-11-04 v2.01
* + fixed a typo (and with luck the update-too-often bug is finally resolved)
*
* 2006-11-06 v2.02
* + fixed another typo introduced in v2.01 (*sigh*)
*
*/

// by Rob Tinsley

function livepreview_update_now() {
subject = document.getElementById('subject').value;
// htmlentities()
subject = subject.replace(/&/g, '&');
subject = subject.replace(//g, '>');
// whitespace
subject = subject.replace(/\s/g, ' ');
// ...done
document.getElementById('livepreview_subject').innerHTML = subject.length ? subject : ' '; // always show a subject line

message = document.getElementById('message').value;
// delete illegal-looking tags
message = livepreview_fixtags(message);
// linkify
message = livepreview_linkify(message);
// trim()
message = message.replace(/^\s+/, '');
message = message.replace(/\s+$/, '');
// nl2br()
message = message.replace(/\r\n/g, '\n');
message = message.replace(/(\r|\n)/g, '');
// fix for modified
if (typeof(my_base) != 'undefined' && my_base.length) {
message = message.replace(/ 0 || subject.length 0) {


..... etc, there was more though
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# eeek!
you are seeing the magic blue smoke of the internets!

put it back in before you destroy the gibson!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# wow
am I... jesus?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# it could be
there are 3 people about to knock on your door

one of them is a girl in a red dress.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Oh my, I think he's leaking coolant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# William Gibson
can never be destroyed. He invented science!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I wish I could invent science
good honest genuine science

instead of just yer basic death ray
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# because you are now in The Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# >take red pill
You are in a white room, though in reality it is probably green. You acting is wooden.

What shall you do?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Pretend to be super intellectual and think you're Jesustrendysupermanbrucelee
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# You are eaten by a grue
What next?


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# because of the fish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I didn't realise there are so many Rob Tinsleys in the world
There are loads and loads and loads
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# this is the matrix
it's Agent Rob Tinsley
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Just a bit of javascript,
your browser got a bit confused, probably intertube gremlins nicking packets on the way to your computer.
(tomsk, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Oh yes
that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Maybe somebody (Robtoo?) is fiddling with the PHP for the reply preview, and you tried to post just as he was replacing it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ^
most likely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# petty terrorism rears its ugly head.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
they also creep into your house and substitute butter for low-fat spread.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# eww, you eat low-fat spread?
you sick freak!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Certainly not, how dare you.
I eat Asda brand "You'd Butter Believe It".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This is part of the UPLAOD C0DEZ
and should not be displayed willy nilly.
It's used as a bargaining tool and you have just given away some of the board's secrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# the BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Yes willy nilly displaying is shocking in the most pronounced sense!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# LAUGH!!!!
and *click* :D

by which i mean:

"Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# You spelled "Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!"
wrong

edit: nvm
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahaha, I WANT TWO!
/greedy
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# and here i am sitting on a pile of peas with a fist full of money.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I think you want one.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# ...for each orifice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahaha, I HAVE ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahaha . . . I one want two !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
I want one.
Oh... fuck :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!
err.. hold on a darn minute!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I like this lots
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahahah! I want one!
Also, OUCH right in the neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# /*
* by spacefish
*
* 2009-02-05 v1.00
*
* 2009-02-05 v1.01
* + added an extra "ha" to match everyone else
* + used a different sort of exclamation mark
*
*/
Hahahaha, I WANT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# h4x
*
* by spacefish
*
* 2009-02-05 v1.00
*
* 2009-02-05 v1.01
* + added an extra "ha" to match everyone else
* + used a different sort of exclamation mark
*
*/
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahaha, I WANT THREE!
1 for mouth
1 for fanny
1 for arse
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# had me guessing til the end
spiffing !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I am not a terrist
but
I WANT ONE TWELVTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Shipping as we speak
thank you for paying PayPal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# But.,...
that's an optical (telescopic) sight, not a laser...

*wanders off muttering to himself about trade descriptions act and stuff*

*buys one anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)