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The Best Thing About The Credit Crunch - poll

I asked for suggestions on the best thing about the credit crunch - and here they are. Now I need you to order them by voting for your favourite.

It's going to all go into a book-like thingie the I Spot Internet Humour one we did.

The best thing about the credit crunch

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

urghh

*head asplodes*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

/links

Edit:

Don't know about my favourite thing, but the saddest thing about it is that the b3ta proof-reader has been laid off.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

is cocaine any cheaper?

if anything with the weak pound I would have thought it would be more expensive

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

halved in price according to the telegraph

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4602051/Cocaine-cheaper-than-lager-and-wine-as-drug-price-falls-by-half.html

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

yay!

*buys coke off the Tories*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

£20??

Where?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

due to bankers not being able to afford the high prices

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

No cheap mortgage payments for me.

Hooray for the buy-to-letters not finding it so easy though. I remember when we were looking for our first place to buy and every one we saw for ages had been already bought by Sara and Tarquin from fucking Islington or wherever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

^this

Last summer everyone was saying "Get a fixed-rate mortgage, get fixed-rate energy tariffs" ... so we did.

Now all the variable rates and variable tariffs are down, and we're still paying the same fucking rates for the next 5 years.

Cunts.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ah, ours runs out this August.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

If it makes you feel any better

We got a tracker rate.

A year ago we were paying £1150 a month.
We are now paying £150 a month.

Is there an opposite of shadenfreude?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

I know

that if there is, it should be called Freudenshade

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

TURNIPS!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

PARSNIPS!!!

PAAAAAAARSNIPS!!!!!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

vegetable of the Gods

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

We'll see

Vegtables of the gods?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

POTATOES ISN'T A VEGETABLE

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

POTATOES ROAM FREE ON THE PLAINS, BLEATING MERRILY

I'm going out for a cigarette.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

Maybe not

But it's certainly my favourite Vegtable. Can you imagine trying to use broccoli to support your desklamps?

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Boras the anachronism, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

I voted for turnips

because they had no votes and it made me sad

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

I voted for brocolli

because it's nice and it's little trees.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

I'd rather eat brocolli too

I'm not even sure I've ever tried a turnip

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

brocolli does have the highest IQ of the four

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)

I really want to know how those 4 made the final

Because I would have voted for cauliflower had I been given the chance.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)

you've just answered your own question

Cauliflower indeed!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

turnips beat cauliflower after extra time

in the semi-final at Villa Park in February.

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

and potatoes killed sprouts in gladiatorial combat

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

cauliflower are you insane?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

there's no hope for him...

he's obviously in a vegetative state, and therefore a cabbage

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'll give you a cauliflower ear in a minute...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

He has a point.

Cauliflower cheese is one of the finest things you can do with a vegetable

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

On it's own it's crap though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

I quite like it stir fried

Of course, this is all irrelevant because onions will win every time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

sir fried brocolli is good

brocolli's like a better cauliflower.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Broccoli is good but dull.

I do have some purple sprouting stuff for tea though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

Nice with a bit of crab.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

It'll have to make do with a bit of pork

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

brocoli and crab?

blasphemy!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

I'm quoting TV.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

Thank Christ

there's someone else on the board who can spell 'broccoli'.

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

Stir fried cauliflower cheese

That's just weird.

(Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

"Broccoli is full of iodine...

so should be eaten by those exposed to atomic radiation; some of us feel, not otherwise." Katherine Whitehorn, Cooking in a Bedsitter

(TheBowlOfPetunias : "Oh no, not again...", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

Eww

You dirty parsnip-lovers.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

you what? parsnips? are you mad? TTUUUURRRRNNNIIIPPPSSSSS!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

PPPPPARSNIPS!!

are superior in every way

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Well if that is your attitude, I shall say good day to you, sir.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

Darn. There's no option for

Phil Spencer (He of Location, Location, Location fame) having to pass his Home Finding company into the hands of administrators.

So, Holidays in Britain it is then :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

*Glees as hoping to set up own b&b in the near future*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Really?!

Where?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

West coast of Wales

Going down end of this month to check out some
up-for-sale places. I can no longer work for someone else.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

Oh wow, good for you!

I hope it all goes well. I'll be coming to visit if it does. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

You can, but I'll cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

You know you'll be more than welcome

I'd do you a good rate too ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

Eeee!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

Whereabouts?

that's where i live half the time

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Leave me alone or I'll call the police

Looking around Pembrokeshire, Cardigan Bay, but not ruling out Brecon!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

all lovely places

good luck

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

good for you, sounds ace :)

really hope it all works out for you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Thanks Archie!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

*b3ta Bash at your gaff in the near future then* :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

If I've the acreage we can have b3tafest!!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

euphemism ahoy!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

hah

good one

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

don't really care about stupid polls

/nazi blog

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

I shop at Waitrose

and hadn't noticed a no-frills brand, I'll look out next time.
I'm looking forward to Harvey Nicks Food Halls getting in on that one.

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fuscous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

*casts mysterious vote*

*relurks*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

or.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

heh

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rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

Fuck! We've been had!

www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/11/tinfoil_hats_as_government_plot/
It's all a plot by the Evil Bacofoil Committee.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

That

is amazing

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

It keeps changing colour!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

Fags

They raised the duty on fags so they didn't drop in price with the cuts.

Bastards!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

where is 'Bankers on teh dole'?

Not sure their suicide is as good as them having to slum it like the rest of us

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sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

Blockbusters went bust?

When?

(rpophessagr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

I suppose...

...my unemployable neighbour and his six-strong spawn of Satan going on holiday for a month in California on the back of his benefits counts as "The poor being smug", then.

Clicks, HARD

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

Says a lot for Britain...

...that the thing we celebrate the most is someone else's failure. Sigh.

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

~~Britain~~ b3ta

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)

I'd say the best thing is stuff being cheaper.

My last 3 big purchases have been
Flights and included visa/insurance/etc. to australia - €1332
iPod - €170
digital camera - €140

Fucking win.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

35. Taxi Drivers have a new default thing to talk about

A stilted conversation about the busyness/quietness of the evening seems to have been replaced by moans about the credit crunch as the default conversation on the way home.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

haha ^ this

although it kind of misses the magic of oblivious racism

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Grundlebiscuit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

How did

David Bowie cause the Credit Crunch?

(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

Daily Mail reading OAP's who emigrated to Spain

while the pound was strong against the Euro laughing in the faces of people stupid enough to stay in "Bloody" Britain whilst swanning around the Costa's ruining the Spanish building industry with their high disposable incomes and bragging to their stay-at-home friends and family that they could buy a cup of tea for 3p.

Thanks to the collapse of Sterling, they now can't afford to buy a loaf of bread on the state pension and their luxury apartments with swimming pools are worth fuck all, which means they can't return "home".

Boo Hoo

THAT is the best thing about the credit crunch.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Yay!

Right on.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

FUCK YES

Best thing EVER

'Broken Britain is being ruined by farking immigrants, I'm orf to Spain'

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

It's not that funny

You cock box.

(furby, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)

'tis.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

Turnips

I already grew my own turnips..

(Lossy, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)

My Poll

My Cock

(Lordy, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

the best thing about the credit crunch

seems to be that people would like to imagine they are touching my cock via the medium of statistical graph. Go on - have a click.

(Lordy, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)