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# Footie Fail

Click for more fails
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hehe
nicely

edit: hooray!
www.roughstock.com/cowpie/songs/r/randy-newman/blue-shadows-crd

that's my evening sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# sheep and tits at the same time
my favourite things
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Sheep with Tits?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# SEXY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# you rang?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Yes.

Now get that hat off please. These skulls don't fuck themselves, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# wonderful as always
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# You should play for Wales
w/y/h :)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# no-one plays footie here
its a sport considered suitable only for grannies
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# that is why you are so crap at it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# it's embarrassing to even play it here
so it doesnt really matter
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# It;s a sheepie post!
yays!

Also boos to the Chinese that I spent the last 30 minuts in and left after I didn't get any fudz and walked out wiv niffing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# what the hell does that say in ingerlish
?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# they did serve him in the chinky
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# It sayz
piple fapple witcha ma doodle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# OR
You have no say as you've not been here for a couple of years:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# or I'm talking to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# your spelling has reached a new low
i have no idea what the above even relates to
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# puppies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I think only me and you can read that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# You guys and your mock dutch!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I think you will find that that must mean the Dutch are all dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# You're not wrong there

or at least close to the truth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# does that mean I am dutch?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Only if you take me out and pay!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I would anyway, I am a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Yay!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I finally got to the chance to use that the line "No its because I'm a gentleman" the other day
A fat militant looking lady type asks if I'm only holding the door open because shes a woman,
but instead I replied "No its because I thought you might have a heart attack if you had to lift your arms you fat bitch"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Good man :)
I can't stand people like, it's a case of 'I can be nice and hold the door open for you or I can be a cunt like you and not give a toss about other people'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Fuck Millie Tant
Ignore them and carry on with your good manners
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You should have said:
"You're a woman!?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Mock the Dutch.
I think that there is the basis for a game show there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I think there are several on already

www.rtl.nl/shows/ikhouvanholland/home/

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# haha. I really do love Holland.
I think it is high time I had another visit.

My cousin is getting married this year and his brother and I were discussing stag party ideas. I think I might just have one ( again, we took my brother in law there for his, my sister hardly spoke to me up to the wedding after that ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha

My sister's getting married soon. To another girl. So I have no idea how or what to organise now. Should there only be girls, devided into two camps? Will there be strippers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# bugger me. That's a dilemma and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# a gay volleague recently got hitched
at my insistence they had separate hen nights
and all blokes attending had to cross-dress

i didn't go to either, but the wedding itself was fun

edit: 'colleague'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Mmm good thinking

The people attending will mostly be no strangers to cross-dressing anyway.

Especially the blokes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Oh Sheep you are so much my After Effects hero
I've just purchased a Chroma Green Screen and 2x 150 watt Halogen lamps to light it - any tips on getting a good key?

*clickywoo*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# run around nekkid in front of it
chroma difference b/w skin and green felt is superb
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Oh Crumbs.. Where to Start?
It needs to be very well/brightly lit, erm... light actors separately from the screen if you can. I did have a good link, but I can't find it now. Will Gaz you if I find it.

This is handy too
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Thanks Sheep
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Ah! Found it
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# That looks to be just the ticket thanks everso much
I've done numerous Google searches but it almost felt like good Chroma tips are very well guarded secrets.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Yes
That's exactly what I found too. Good luck, looking forward to seeing some more of your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I wish I could have a bit of your imagination too
some of the videos you do are very technically advanced. BTW what camcorder do you use? I've bought a Canon HF100 HD camcorder.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# this stuff is brilliant
and I think that they do some video tutorials too.

fxhome.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Oo thanks
always appreciate a good tutorial or two.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I've seen some stuff on youtube too
so even without the software you might pick up technique if you search for fxhome stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# this , the front page, now
also

blimey
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I have it from a reliable source that this is not how you play waterpolo

You need horses for that

WOO YAY HOUPLA, teh Sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Ace as ever!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# The ball has a never mind of it's own !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# fantastic as always
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I often wonder how many odd stares you attract
when you make these things :)
I bet your local park has parents who drag their children away quickly when they see you approach.
"Ignore the funny man, Timmy".
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I try and go at quiet times...
.... to avoid too many funny stares
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha
offside ref!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
Looks like i chose a good time to stop by the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Brilliant as usual
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# soopbloodyperb
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# awesome!
like it : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Woo
fantastic as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# O.o
How you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# awesome stuff
a day well spent in the park :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# nothing but...
...WIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha,
quality again!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You don't play for Newcastle by any chance do you?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Nobody plays for Newcastle!
/Toffees supporter blog
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# love it
nice seeing your stuff in widescreen!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Great as always
Well-deserved FP.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# All I can say is
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I love your brain...
If it were a chick, I'd marry it.

May I?
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Yes You May*
*if it were a chick
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Jolly nice
here here
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Pah! Ruined by the word 'fails'.
(PintOfGuinness, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Eeep
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# 56 front pages?
fuck off!
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Shit,
what's monkeon up to now?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
excellent as always, Sheepster!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Oh now this
is wonderful
(Mr._F is not actually a man- this username is a lie!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)