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# another reason to delete facebook ....


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(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# a/s/l?
/seeificareblog

Edit: also welcome noobian!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# obama is black lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hilarious.
...
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hilariously black
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# not only that, he appears to have an afro
which makes it doubly hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hitlarios
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Only if you ask white people.
According to this interview I watched with Whoopi Goldberg yesterday, lots of black people think he's too white.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# That's because he's not black
He's mixed race.

But it still makes you racist if you criticise him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I know
I'm not a racist. His head is oddly shaped, like a spitting image puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Jewist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *thwows to the fwoor*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Vewy wuffly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Yes, Centurion! Most wuffly!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# cracker ass mother fucker leader of the free world... he should pop a cap in Whoopi's ass and other things I've heard about on rap albums and seen on films starring Ice Cube
*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# YO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Possibly because he's doing a job
that has traditionally been held by a white man.
I believe that to some this makes him "the man", keeping his brothers down. They ought to stick it to him.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# They're never bloody satisfied are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Is anyone?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I would be if someone gave me a roast dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Not on your nelly.
I require yorkshires and meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Mmm ... Yorkshires :)
The best bit of a Sunday lunch. With mint sauce. Always.

Somerfield was shut on Sunday so we had to improvise with soya milk. They turned out surprisingly edible.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# mmmm yorkies
yorkies with chicken curry are nice

yorkies kinda replace the naan bread i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I cooked a fab roastie yesterday
but horror of horrors forgot the puddings...

But my rosemary infused beef was delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ooooh nom
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I am
I've had a mint Aero
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I remember being astonished when I heard this when he was campaigning
"Oh, well, he's not black enough!"

NOT. BLACK. ENOUGH.

Idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# twats
surely everyone's got Photoshop now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# poor bloke can't win
'If there is no struggle, there is no progress'
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# bwahahah.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I fucking HATE those things
I've just created a "Diarrhea" group in response to all the "would like to be a fan of morning sex" or "would you like to be a friend with hugs?"

Failbook does my head in now.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# can i join ?
pretty pwease
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# just search for it on groups
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# then stop using it
and find real problems to deal with...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Facebook is real problems!
It's almost like you have forgotten how serious the internets is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I gave up bitching about facebook ages ago
when I gave up on facebook... it has the power to turn people I like into annoying cunts and give me detailed information about people I couldn't give two fucks about.

hey hey hey - someone you went to primary school with went to a party blacked up!

hey hey hey - some lass you haven't seen for 14 years is older and more desperate

hey hey hey - someone's found religion and thinks you should have it too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# The solution, I've found, is to only use facebook to keep in contact with the people you actually give two fucks about.
I don't understand those people who add everyone they've ever met.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I found it upsetting when people I once respected
invited me to become a ninja and a zombie and a vampire...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I've got people on my Facebook I haven't ever met
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Well skills.
Why not delete them? They can't bother you will silly invitations and feed-stories if you're not their friend ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ha, I dunno, all my facebook mail goes in the bin
I got bored of it very swiftly, so now I look at it about once a month
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That's about acceptable.
I have people on there I *know* I have met, but now absolutely cannot remember at all, in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I like to torture myself with petty issues
then display my irritations online in hope for validation
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# your beard is worryingly precise
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# It contains all the wonder in the world
and 100% of your daily wholemeal intake.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# don't
life will be richer and more pleasurable for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# the cycle of life! so majestic! so beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# im bring face book down on the inside
o who am i kidding im addicted
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
*to the tune of rock lobster*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# dun-dunna dunna dunna
dun-dunna dunna dunna
Dunna-dunna-dunna-doo-dah

COCK TUESDAY

dun-dunna dunna dunna
dun-dunna dunna dunna
Dunna-dunna-dunna-doo-dah

COCK TUESDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *more hugs*
you've got it... so don't say I never give you anything.

Were you in London seeing Grunty this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I was, and Tom O'Bedlam and Earl Otterby.
*big hug and forehead lick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# man - sounds llike loads of fun
I hope you all had a good time... are there photie-mographs?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *sits waiting by phone*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# have you plugged it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I was looking for you all Thursday to get your number so I could call you Saturday morning
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'll drop you a text so you'll have it for next time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Pleeeeeeeeease do
I was upset that I couldn't get a hold of you, and then the guilt set in.

*hug* sorry lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# No worries
but I'm holding your monkey hostage :p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Totally understandable, I feel a right bitch.
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'd bet he'd feel better
if there were some photographs to be seen of all the smashing lovely b3tards having fun in our nation's capital

:)

also - my forehead is gone all cold and it's attracting ladybirds - what have you been eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I don't think there is, you know
I don't remember having to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# okay then
I'll just imagine how smashing and lovely you all looked and the fun things you got up to...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# We looked fly as HELL, Holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# The cock is strong in this one
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# do what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# i hate those fucking chain things
if someone tags me on a photo, i expect a photo of me, not some stupid smiley face 'the one with aids' or something.

Baggershite

Im glad its not just me that finds these irksome
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Stop getting aids then!! LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I CANT ITS TOO ADDICTIVE ROTFEL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# heh nice
i was thought he looked like some retarded old scifi film robot www.craphound.com/images/jonjomang.jpg
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I take it this is something to do with myspace?
*RIS*

welcome to b3ta, though! kittens, chairs etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# sorry but any mention of facebook makes me sleepy...
I REALLY don't see the point.

I'm sure this is very good though

hello new person etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# facebookLOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I fucking hate those things.
But then again I hate most things/people on facebook. Especially groups. Fucking hell the groups.

I mean honestly some of them. Jesus Christ. HANG THE BASTARDS THAT DONT THINK THE JEREMY CLARKSON SHOULD BE PM.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)