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# Not a photoshop
But I thought I had to share this tool I saw on the train the other night.

(Peacocke, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# There may be a simple explanation...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You legend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ha! :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahahah! all hail Moley, saver of threads!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That's
Fantastic
(Peacocke, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# full fat woo:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# maybe he was bored and wanted to read it upside down for fun
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Or, maybe Tom Tucker's son from Family Guy has grown up?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Pissed upon your mind
you were too late Mr Sushi ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ham pffts
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# you broked the rulez
and he's clearly looking at upside down tits
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Perhaps he's the child from Family Guy
the one with the upside down head ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is some fine pissage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# possibly he was drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# omg lolololol rofl !!!!1111!!!!! 11!!! one!!! 111 11!!! eleventy! !!!1 1


THIS IS like OMG the funniest!

OMG WHAT A TOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# So?
I can read upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I can kick a baby
out a pram. Doesn't mean I do it.
(Peacocke, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# If only you took the same sort of attitude to breathing
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Only when noone is looking, right?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# No, because that would make you a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
am I wrong in wanting to see this as some kind of a sport?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# You could do a 3D render of it
with a man running in and kicking a baby out of a pram when noone is looking - I know you can you have somekind of powers, magical digital powers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# The guy was probably doing it just to elicit that sort of reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :) Mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I would :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ineffective terrorist disguise is ineffective
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Send in Upsidedowndog


Click for bigger (79 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# did you get a peek on his head?
maybe it was upside down too?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# like the kid from famillyguy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# He was a dead
spit of Ray Reardon
(Peacocke, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# qed

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll squeeze a repost in here then:
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] And one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# You really did it!
You blew it up!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I felt a great disturbance in the force
as if four plastic squeezy bottles suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# that's awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# It's quite possible he was reading the answers to the quiz questions
or summat.

Or wanted to get some attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# perhaps he's the kid out of Family Guy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# it's more likely his head is upsidedown
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# maybe his head had just grow

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Bloody hell
that's scarily accurate!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Strangle, that makes her look better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# sometimes someone leave a newspaper on the train after they are done reading it
Unfortunately, they don't pay much attention to how they fold it and it frequently happens that some of the pages are upside down.

Crazy stuff!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# sadly, and boringly, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# classic quote from 'bottom'
Your newspaper is upside down
so are my eyes...!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha....
love that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yeah - i love the way he rolls his eyes around as he says it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(needs eye holes 'shopped onto the paper)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# .
q o p o pqqs
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I'm assuming the beer mat was placed beneath the stabbing
to soak up some of the blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# LOOK! HE'S ALMOST TOUCHING THE HAM!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I just picked my nose, would anyone like to hear about it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *sits cross-legged on the floor*
"Please, Uncle k3b/-\b, tell us about the time you picked your nose!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# well i picked my right nostril with my left pinky finger, and I got out a small bit of snot.
But I could feel a much larger main booger up there. So I worked my pinky up to the knuckle and managed after a couple of attempts to drag it out and remove it. It was an excellent bit of snot, seeing as it was green and dryish, not runny and goopy, but not that sortof offensive dry stuff.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)