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[challenge entry] What's that you say mr.lizard - catnipppp's not really david dees?
*wishes i had this naff kitsch lolitical 80's style photomontage
thingy masquerading as art ready this time yesterday :D


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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# CHEMTRAILZ IN MY UNDY'S!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I'm eating chemtrails for dinner tonight
along with a pint of badger spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Even Beck likes them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeiFVfyiSiw
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Owww. I forgot about the compo (due to Hollidaycrap) but this compo really sux
10 pages of compo looks like a big fat fail
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Forget about it
It's not compulsory to enter in the compo. In fact, I'd rather not if I don't have a perfect idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# For perfect, please read: mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# are you saying you're prefect?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Like Ford?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# you mean a compo which hasn't been bulked up with reposts?
sounds like big fat win
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# This compo has been excellent
because apart from a few tinfoil hat reposts and the usual " fuck all to do with the challenge but I'm so important I'll be posting it anyway" entries almost everything has required a bit of thought and effort. For me I've seen some of the funniest challenge entries for a very long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# poached or fried?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You cook yours?
Pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# it's the only way to stop parasitic baby lizards
growing in your gut :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# that cake looks tasty
tell the lizard, cake is more tasty than ears.
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# I normally would be upset about the amount of stick a B3ta user is getting
But Catnipp is such a nasty (hypocritical) piece of work I really am quite enjoying this..
I love his stance on mobile phones...Evil brain tumour causing things they are...


But not evil enough to stop him doing the entire artwork for a mobile ringtone site www.mutones.co.uk/html/mutone.php?id=167 Yep that's all his artwork...


.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I wish MY eyes were different colours
lucky sods
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
#
*pokes with a stick

they are now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I meant different to each other
*bleeds from empty eye sockets*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# eh, you what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# MOBILE PHONES ARE TURNING AMERICA'S CHILDREN, WHO ARE THE FUTURE, INTO BRAINDEAD CORPORATE TUMOUR SLAVES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# they're our greatest natural resource
... aside from oil
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# what he doesn't tell you
is that the tumours give you a better reception
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# The tumours make you hear things
so you don't even need the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
what a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# The thing that annoys me most about this issue.
IS that his mutones are ages old. Most of b3ta has already seen them when we found out he had sold his soul yet he posts at least one of them a week for no other reason than as a vehicle for whatever bullshit conspiracy bollocks he wants to link at youtube.

And then he says "It's all about my wacky art man".

Hypocritical, narcissistic, delusional, paranoid tosser.

Believing that the world is out to do you wrong does not make you any more important in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Magic Jewish cake :)
Is this compo still going
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# It's been made permanent.
Mwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh shit no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# also
they're closing /board and we all have to move to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I don't need any more bad news, I've eat all my Berkwell cheese :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# all the mammals are dead
no more cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!
i fucking love that film
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# I bet he has a whale of a time
I think we should all be crazy. The world would be better for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Only if we could be (good) type crazy
He's nasty type crazy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yeh but think how much fun he has
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# it's probably directly proportionate to the amount of money he has
if he were more broke but equally ... touched in the head he would be less happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hey Chutney Wizard
what can one do with radishes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# dip them in mayonnaise
and eat them. they're nyom.
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# or this^
I once made the most mad, strong onion radish and bean salad it was lully but made me smell :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# that sounds nice
except for the beans. have you tried grated carrot with lime juice and black pepper? a simple yet delicious accompaniment to fish.
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# Sounds odd but good
The wierdest thing I have roasted carrot in was olive oil and orange juice!!! (It works really well try it)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# i shall try it.
parsnip crisps are good, too.
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# They are really nice in stirfrys!
And you can roast them with little onions and peppers and such like for whole tray of roasted nyom :D
(see gaz thing)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Is this a food idea request thread?
I have a fillet of seabass for tea and I haven't decided what to have with it.
I'm thinking of making some salsa verde but I'm not sure beyond that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# stuff it
with thin slices of ginger, garlic, chilli and lemon grass. steam it, then serve with oyster sauce.
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# I may do something like this.
I'm trying to grow some lemongrass at the moment. It's happily growing but shows no sign of growing extra stems for me to eat yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# i'm growing onions and radishes
couldn't be arsed mulching the rest of my tubs this year, so not much veg on the go.
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# I haven't got much space so it's mostly herbs.
Going for runner beans, pak choi and tomatoes though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# i've got a communal garden
it's huge, but the drainage is shocking and my neighbours let their dogs run riot in it, hence the tubs.
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# I have used seabass in (Malachi? sp) currys before
it was virry good
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I made a curry feast on friday.
I might have the fish with some celeriac and potato mash.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# feta walnut and mint
make a nice pesto like consistency, place on the seabass, grill it. Eat it with Mangetout and creamy mash
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I'll compromise and use some mint in a salsa verde.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I like veg
but I cannot abide the taste of celeriac for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I don't like it much on its own,
but it's fantastic mashed roughly 50-50 with potato.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# it is hard to make it taste
right... it always seems wan to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# walnut and mint
that's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That's your answer to everything
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# and it's correct 57% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# yeah - you are associated with the booze industry
crazy is a big market for you guys - I'm calling conflict of interests on this post

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# shhh!
now drink your 'medicine'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# he's been drinking in harrigan's bar down the street
*steals sponges*
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#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# NnNN N nNNnNN NnNNnn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha yeah and Sweater Boy is going
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhghghghghghgh through his teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# his nan must fucking hate him
to give him that jumper for christmas
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# I'm pretty sure he's totally into it.
I reckon he's thinking how hot he looks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# yeah
he's got a face even a paedo wouldn't love
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# that is quiet some jumper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# What's paul mcartney doing singing happy day to him?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# haha
source
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)