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# newsletter subject line compo
c'mon bunnies
write some funnies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# lost - one plane if found please contact Air France
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Sitting in your inbox like a naked dude with rope round his neck
or something
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# LOLSHATNER
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Sponsored by the 5 Rope Wardrobe Exploding Lung Technique
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I've got that book.
It doesn't deliver.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# You're meant to stand on it, then kick it away when you're ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Ah!
Silly me - I was reading it, if you please!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ooof, you bad lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Brilliant
This is the one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# The road to orgasm is littered with pitfalls, Glasshoper

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Sliding into your inbox like an aeroplane into the Pacific.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Wrong ocean
it crashed into the Billy Ocean
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ocean Finance?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Oceans Eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Ocean Spray cuntberry juice

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Lost - Like my will to live!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# The French version of 'Lost' got off to a good start

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# INVISIBLE PLANE SPOTTED BY STEVIE WONDER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# 'I HAD A DREAM I WAS THE ANTICHRIST'
SCREAMS PISSED AND DRIED UP SHATNER
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Now with extra lenseflare! Guest editor this issue: JJ Abrams
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I'll use this one from before...
www.b3ta.com/board/9497359
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# French Flight = French Plight
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# "it's a big ocean, with lots of passengers in, but that's not important right now"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# spam hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Sexier than the average "wardrobe malfunction"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# In the days leading up to D Day, The germans thought they would down one last French Plane
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha THIS ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Masturbation, it's a funny old game innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# SOME SUBJECT LINE THAT MENTIONS AIR FRANCE AND/OR DAVID CARRADINE
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# D-Day, two days after Bidet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Air France promise flight of your life....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# "The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers, there is no crashing in the Atlantic zone"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Wrong ocean
it crashed in the...hang on, i've already done this.

Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haha
alternatively

Comment vous appellez-vous? Kareem Abdul Jabar?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Eet look like I peeked zuh wrgong week to queet sneefing glew
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# "Well, I'll give Pierre another twenty minutes; but that's it"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# "It's Well Hung"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# GALLIC TORTURE AND AVIATION DISASTER SPECIAL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Phallic shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I get from this that the French are a bunch of bellends.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# The life of everyone on /board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have garlic for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Air France have lost there flight, No where pacific sorry I mean Specific!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Wrong Ocean
oh fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# You're safe flying for a while.
When was the last time you heard of two big planes crashes one after the other?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Pfffft!
This
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Carradine takes Susan Boyle's 2nd place result too seriously. More details inside (this wardrobe)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ve're going to crash into zee Pacifique!!!
Zut Alors! What eez it?

Eet's zuh beeg oshahn onder ooz, but zat not eemportant right nahw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Wrong Ocean
*hangs self in wardrobe*

*has sexeh tyme*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ah, I blame archie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# No wonder they cant find the plane
everyone seems to think that it crashed in the pacific.

It actually crashed in the Thames, it was doing ok until it hit a whale.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Bad news. The fog's getting thicker... And Lyon is getting fuuuuurrrrrther.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# haha!
oh, god...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Air France flight lost at sea as Crew and Passengers are overcome by the smell of Garlic....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Ah, bonjour Oveur, oveur.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# fear of flying has always been my
Boîte-noire...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# All the latest on the newsletter reshuffle
/board to be replaced by /talk.

/board will spend more time with /qotw.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *does a Carradine in the Ikea Wardrobe section*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# you are a tory mp
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Mr Tumnus did not like this latest visitor to Narnia as he was a black belt in hung fu.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# More High Brow than BB10 Happier than the Air France Lost Property Department.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)