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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# yay
I really do like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I like how the fat kid is evil, because he's fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# he's evil because he's got a snotty nose
you just see fat people as bad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# His little waistcoat doesnt fit properly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# you don't know fashion man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I know Fashion Man. He walks past my house quite often, dressed in the very latest clothes of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# That's Disco Stu
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# yes, Discostew
my arch nemesis!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# none of those clothes will stop a bullet
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, FASHION MAN? HAHAHAHA

*clutches gun tightly*

HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# My clothes are made of Kevlar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# that just means use bigger rounds
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Don't worry about me, I'm not reliving my past childhood through this picture at all
in any way. Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Is that a snotty nose?
I thought it was a role-up ciggy he was smoking
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# And blond.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Blond, fat and snotty nose = GIVE ME CHOCOLATE OR I WILL SIT ON YOU AND TELL MY DAD ON YOU AND HE WILL STAPLE YOUR SCROTUM TO THE CEILING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# In a German accent.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
#
fat Boris Johnson.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Bit unfair really...
Since:
1) Boris's dad never was an MP.
2) The only unreasonable item on Boris's expenses was the £16 he used to pay for a Rememberance Sunday wreath
3) I'm fairly sure he's not got a snotty nose, and he's much more affable than the little tyke in the picture.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# WINNAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# That'll be a win
I was going to put as an addendum to my entry down there V
that if I won I wanted Toast to get the laptop, because I believe
in him, and also because I hate Macs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# PS not all people from posho backgrounds are evil :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# PPS FALSE DICHOTOMY
You've introduced the notion that people who aren't from
hereditary privilege don't have their noses in the trough.
-1 point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# PPPS I'm not saying either of those things
Maybe my image isn't clear enough to ward off peoples own assumptions. s'ok I've got another picture that will take me a bit longer up my sleeve that will hopefully lay your mind at rest.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# *anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# it'll be at least a day or so
work first, draw later
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Quitter!
Draw more, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# My 3d App doesn't run on a Mac
so it's not going to be of great use to me and there's sure as shit no way I could afford to buy the other software I use again to run on it :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Well, if nothing else you deserve the exposure
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# eBay!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I'll have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# You know, if taking it off your hands is doing you a favour...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Mrs Toast will want it just as much as you
although she'll just want it to put stickers on and stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Damn it. I'll just have to draw some rainbow dinosaurs pretending to be politicans...
It's the only card I have, I might as well play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Then install windows on it
using boot camp.

Although, if you are running 3D intensive stuff you probably want a 15 or 17 inch model with the better graphics card.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# All the boxes ticked.
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Brilliant
Your drawing is pretty awesome too
(Plog, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# and both of them will be best of friends!
the system works the way it was intended!

I didn't say it was good, I said it worked the way it was intended :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# haha so true :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# congrats on your lap top HT xD
you got my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# nice but...
I want to try and make a difference
I want to try to make a difference
:p
(gtfomh, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I'll leave it the way it is
it shows less "breeding" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Prole :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I love proles
they're the ones with cream in the middle and chocolate sauce on top yes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# no say it with marbles in your mouth frenchy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# How utterly spiffing.
This gets my click.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I hope the nice people at vote for change
realise that they'll have what i estimate to be over two hundred million entries to look through.


Also i think this is bloody good.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# TOOOOAAASST!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Damn you...
...I though you were a little TOO quiet this afternoon.
Where are you going to keep the laptop? :)
May I also add a *click* and congrats on the FP?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Why this seems about right
Woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# enjoy the laptop toastie : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Possibly the most astute post I have ever seen on b3ta
I had hoped the whole expenses issue would finally spark a long overdue and major upheaval to our outdated and blatantly undemocratic (yet propagandically veiled) class-based political system.
Alas, the majority of our fellow countrymen are apparently far too apathetic to grasp the moment and it appears we'll just continue to put up with the same old shit for another hundred years or so.
I wouldn't describe myself as an activist, an anarchist or a revolutionist but I for one am sick of being treated like a peasant or serf and being disregarded as a mere tax-paying statistic by greedy, arrogant, uncaring, power-freaks.
Even our right (in fact DUTY) to protest is being suppressed by an increasingly politicised police force who think its ok to beat the shit out of or even kill us for expressing our disgust in a system where the ridculously rich can exploit the ordinary joe to get even richer.
In the early 1900's G.K.Chesterton wrote a poem called "The Secret People"
www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~martinh/poems/SECRET
Everyone in Britain should read this (regardless of race or religion) and take some of these ideals on board. Perhaps then we can begin to make some real changes and start living in the 21st century with our heads held high and with a sense of hope for the future.
Apologies to Happy Toast, I admire your work and this post (lubricated by a few beers) inspired me to get a few things off my chest. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# nice work
although it seems scruffy thin happy kid is nice and fat posh kid is not nice. I'm not keen on that.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# please try and see through their shape and style
it is simply what they are saying and their personal attitudes that is the point (along with the bottom text).

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:15, archived)
# No it isn't
You made the posh kid fat so people would dislike him more easily
(Seebeedee, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Go cry, fat kid
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# This whole campaign is a bunch of shit.
Let's change things!!! YAAAY!

How?

Erm....


FUCKING USELESS.
(Seebeedee, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yes but...
free stuff...
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I suppose I should come clean...
www.sheffield.gov.uk/sys_upl/templates/PT_Councillor/PT_Councillor_details.asp?mapid=21&tid=153&pgid=921

I'm the third one on the page.

I signed the Vote for a Change petition last month and got my Council group to support the campaign. Keep up the pressure folks!

P.S. your image is full of win.
(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Have you ever been told you look a bit like James Corden?
No offence, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yes
By my mum.

She must be so proud.
(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Yay
another Lib Dem.
You are full of awesome
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# This one, and the other one, are terrific!
They should totally employ you to do their marketing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# very kind of you to say so
it would be nice to be paid to draw :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I always assumed that you were!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hmmm
Yeah, stick it to the Benn family - who do they think they are?
(johnson, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oh, the younger Benn
is a fucking dick (must be his mum's side). And his name is so embarrassing, he deleted it from one of his expense forms.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Yeah, and that Churchill bloke.
What did he ever do for us?
(Seebeedee, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)