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[challenge entry] Roger Roger...

Edit: Inspired by the marvellous Mr. Tribs

From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Excellent! I geniunely think this would be a good idea!
Hello B3ta, I've been away for a while and now I'm back, how is everyone? what did i miss?
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Sunday.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I didn't miss it, they had them where i was too....
I just chose to have no part of it!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# /ac
;)
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# What you meant to say was,
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I like Sheldon
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# As do I :D
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# loads of stuff about the BNP
cocks
"I fucking LOVE this stick" bandwagon
cheese
biscuits
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Was this on here or the BBC?
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# sometimes I can't tell the difference
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# barbarossa did the most tremendous fart last week.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# watcha Si!
you missed all the best stuff that the internet's finest purile digital arts communioty has to offer
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hey dude!
I assumed I would miss some top stuff, but I've been doing some crazy things that i'm trying to get my head round still!

you guys coming to the London Christmas drink?
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I won't be...
I went a last year and the /talkers were extremely rude, and not like the fluffy boarders who keep me warm and toasty and welcome people
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahhahahahaha! That's marvelous!
I demand they send/deliver parcels by speederbike, too!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# they call him MISTER Tribs!
slight tj: who would like to tell me, in idiot-proof terms, about positioning overlapping DIVs with z-index?
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# have you turned it off and back on again?
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# What do you need to know?
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I want to stack some transparent PNGs on top of each other
(actually I'm not sure I have to put them all in DIVs)

like this:


where there are three DIV layers (the middle one contains 3 images)

it's the top one I want to stick on top - but I can;t seem to float it properly
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# did you put the flarble up the glarp beforehand?
you also need to do this in fbbel mode
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# You do it with absolute positioning, and then the higher numbered z-indexes are above the lower numbered ones
I'd use DIVs, for sure...

umm let me dig out an example and I'll gaz it to you

EDIT: Actually, do what Gravytrain says instead...
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
#
you should only have an issue with z-indexes if you're floating something over a flash movie or a form element
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
div - middle layer div
   div - position relative, float right (otherwise empty)
      div - position absolute, contains whatever you want in the top layer
      slashdiv
   slashdiv
slashdiv

by using an empty relative-positioned div as a wrapper for an absolute-positioned div you can put it wherever you like. use "top" and "left" css on the absolute-positioned div to move it around more if you want to
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ta
I'm getting there slowly - I think I explained it as being simpler than it actually is
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# You have to ensure your x-axis is parallel and coefficient with the plural index
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Just take the FFT and do everything you need in fouirer space.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Thurst the klonking glave in the pootigage and then rotate the fluncking shine from the glorble to stetinate the snurgererger.
Then fuck it.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Aceness!!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# If they could pick up the bins too
I'd be more than behind this idea.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# of course!
:D
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# top!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hehehe
brilliant!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Dropping white envelopes in the snow...
...good idea, Darth!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] HaHa, I prefer to use the...
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Well I'm clicking this!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# "These are not the letters you're looking for"
cheers Barbs
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I'm clicking too
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!! :)
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hehe, ta
Chewie's seatbelt comes with 10 packs of fags attached!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)