Its scary even underwater...blatant repost
Well the board moves so fast theses days and all that....
thats the kind of thing that sparks nightmaresI will not sleep well tonight, knowing that beasts like that are photoshopped in the world...
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:53,
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Thats more than a little bit disturbingHmmmm I have some old seal clubbing images around here somewhere....
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:54,
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soz.... I dont normally repost at all..but I am pleased 'ethically' with that pic :)
(
mikenco,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:55,
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yayis that a glass cock?
(
Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:50,
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like the goodies/benny hill/monty python rolled into oneyay!
(
lemonhead,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:52,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Conjoined Celebs"){kind=small}
One way ticket please
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:42,
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I hope they serve ice cream... Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:47,
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Number 5 of 52..........Top Chumps....................
(my wife stopped speaking to me 2 hrs ago)
keep this up! the website is going to make you famous and rich! ;)
( mikenco,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41,
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if you mean the other 4they were posted earlier tonight........the other 47 are still in me head........
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:43,
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Just thought of a new finghope knowone starts a bandwagon or anything
NAWS Whats all this then,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:39,
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Cat Deeley is a lezzer?!*shock*
TJ: are Bic biro tops the best thing for poking in ears or what? They rock!
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:45,
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TJ: are Bic biro tops the best thing for poking in ears or what? They rock!
Best for permanently damaging your eardrums?Probably.
(
Baz Fuck off,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:49,
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Nice!what game is that little guy from?
(
droogii why stay still when you can roll,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:38,
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here ya go workboresmestatue-lib-wallpaper4-1024_.jpg
edit - I caked it really, her face should have been yellower.
(edit - I caked it really, her face should have been yellower.
Alfie,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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Hello..I'll take over the B3ta trumps if you like.
email me on steve at milkthebridge dot co dot uk.. if you want?
(email me on steve at milkthebridge dot co dot uk.. if you want?
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:38,
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brilliant,nice one, it deserves a nice exponentially growing home. Thanks, mail you tomorrow.
( Alfie,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41,
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"exponentially growing home"?i don't understand long words.
evening, by the way.
(evening, by the way.
100% of Gibbon,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:43,
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evening.tell the missus to get out the kitchen and check her 4rthur. bad news.
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:45,
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she's already in bed, bless her.will get her to check 4rthur in the morning. is it about your work do on friday night, by chance? we'll be carrying on until the wee (hur hur) hours if you want to pop up afterwards, martioni.
all is hanging to the left, ta very much, alfredo. we're all comfortably mooved in now. i've spent all day lugging furniture about, so i may be moving off for dozely goodness shortly.
(all is hanging to the left, ta very much, alfredo. we're all comfortably mooved in now. i've spent all day lugging furniture about, so i may be moving off for dozely goodness shortly.
100% of Gibbon,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:56,
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Si iram tuam superabis, te superabis.I'm doing latin homework.
Could someone please explain that fucking penguin chicken shop down there? the 1st one.
(Could someone please explain that fucking penguin chicken shop down there? the 1st one.
droogii why stay still when you can roll,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:36,
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Why are you doing Latin?Do you go to a posh school or something? pah!
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:36,
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b3tansmiddle class cunts
www.b3ta.com/board/2004748
(www.b3ta.com/board/2004748
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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factoid,and such a great song, still, gaedeamus igitur and all that.
( Alfie,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:40,
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Best post ever.I'd like to think in some small way I helped drive him to that.
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:42,
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is a gmae called chickeninvolves doing something dangerous/painful with m8s and being the last one to back out with out dying
(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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I know what chicken isbut how does chicken have to do with the picture?
( droogii why stay still when you can roll,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:38,
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cos killa whaleshunt penguins
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:39,
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So, there is no photoshopping going on in this picture?just a clever title?
( droogii why stay still when you can roll,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:40,
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you mind piss cunt:D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41,
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erm..mkiiand these two often haul themselves out of the water on to the ice edge just for a snack...So thats one ballsy penguin...and the original wasn't shopped so I'm cheating...
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41,
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That's rather good!I'm off to bed. Goodnight everyone.
( Milkman Dan,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:36,
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yay!well that's reached the quality quota for this badwagon.
( Or is it?,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41,
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The life of a doodle is a short one.Though some plea, most end up being erased to their doom.
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:33,
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looks likemiaowth
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:34,
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naaahits just some cat I doodled when I was supposed to be balancing the checks. No cat in particular.
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:34,
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still looks like a pokemonnot a bad thing
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:38,
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no animating software...for my computer sucks....but that would make it a hell of a lot better, wouldn't it?
*sigh* DAMN MY LOUSY COMPUTER!
/rant
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41,
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*sigh* DAMN MY LOUSY COMPUTER!
/rant
easy-e doesn't come for freehe's a real lady
credit/blame to cheeves for the inspiration
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:32,
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credit/blame to cheeves for the inspiration
Umm...am I missing some "Incubus" bandwagon or something?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:38,
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that's what makes it funny.if it wasn't for the comic sans, it would be fucking shit.
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:35,
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Ironic use of Comic Sans MSis always a good get-out clause.
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:36,
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www.bancomicsans.com
comic sans is everywhere, even a team in the champions league had the names of their players on the back of their kit with using it...
(comic sans is everywhere, even a team in the champions league had the names of their players on the back of their kit with using it...
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41,
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ooh ooh"Wish you were b3ta...."
Geddit!?
/big grin
(Geddit!?
/big grin
caldini Have you seen my polar bear?,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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I owe you 1 blow jobthis offer is subject to terms and conditions, please see the small print.
popt_art,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:40,
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this is quite an old picture then?christ he must have grown up a bit now!!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:33,
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That's the actor from the film Willow is it not.(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:35,
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Willow!threadjack
a moment of silence for any very nearly posted attempts at this rhyming bandwagon. All the commotion may have scared a few n00bs away from posting their shitty masterpieces...
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:36,
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a moment of silence for any very nearly posted attempts at this rhyming bandwagon. All the commotion may have scared a few n00bs away from posting their shitty masterpieces...
norahbattyman?
doesnt look gay enough
(doesnt look gay enough
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:29,
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I like the childsbatman suit :)
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:30,
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Jesus Christ, Superstar!!
Frigging song's been in me friggin head all friggin day.
Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28,
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yamahabut to me that looks like a hiyabusa or sommat
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:30,
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Christ on a bike (pearoast)
The bible is full of 'em apparently Moses came down the mountain on his Triumph
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:30,
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Save Optimised As...or Save for Web.
Or something.
(Or something.
Baz Fuck off,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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Imageready is stupidbut not as stupid as Clicking on START to SHUTDOWN a computer.
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:40,
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As Baz said it'sSave Optimized As
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:40,
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you don'tyou get down from a duck
(actually, don't know, soz)
((actually, don't know, soz)
caldini Have you seen my polar bear?,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:39,
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Dear Ms Shieldmaidenas lovely as this is, I don't think it can be classed as a comp entry.
( popt_art,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:42,
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Don't know how that happenedHonestly, must have flicked over by mistake.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:45,
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I didnt get the first onecould someone explain it?
( droogii why stay still when you can roll,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:30,
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just lovely brave penguinsteasing the big scary evil whales of doom
( lemonhead,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:36,
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hehe...I was thinking more the whalesbut well done for effort :)
( lemonhead,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:33,
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Can Ipearost? Seems relevant, but got missed (or blatantly ignored) the first time round.
(
jola,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:56,
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No offence to this or any other poster.....but this is a crap bandwagon.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23,
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cant think of one then? Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23,
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Haven't even tried.I can bandwagon with thebest of them... but I just got on the board and found it full of rather unfunny tenuous versions of this.
Since when was a bandwagon an excuse to not actually be clever or funny?
(Since when was a bandwagon an excuse to not actually be clever or funny?
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25,
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all the timeas far as i know
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26,
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Ok... you've lost me....
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:31,
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I wish you wererhubarb haddock gold-plated garage it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel abdul a bull bull amir.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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woo and yay...Wishing you many thousands more, sir.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:30,
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"I Want to Believe", Worf (the first time round), and the Original Abbey Road come to mind......I'm sure there were others. Nothing wrong with running with a concept... I just don't see why it's an excuse not to apply one's internal quality filter.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27,
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something about worf?(from the other day)
He was nervous about the flight, but the tempurature was good, the sky was clear, and there was a nice tailwind. all in all, it was...
(He was nervous about the flight, but the tempurature was good, the sky was clear, and there was a nice tailwind. all in all, it was...
Or is it?,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:30,
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exactly... that was a worthy addition.I still have this one in my profile, because I haven't done a front page in ages!
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:34,
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agreed on the first "believe" one... yonks ago now though... popt_art,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:31,
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back in the day...I remember it well.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:32,
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if i recall correctlyi was fairly n00b and i did "I wan't to conceive" in line drawing... I want to be Christopher Reeve... I'll shoot myself now.
( popt_art,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:34,
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i did a mr men one.but it was mr. e bob, so it was, like, ironic.
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:42,
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i also enjoyedthe leslie crowther one, some good ones in that :)
(
spiny - things are looking up,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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yesthe Mr Men one, and Abbey road, to name two. they weren't just a lot of mindless puns and unphotoshopped pictures with captions. there was a lot of work and creativity that went into both of them.
most of the rest have been shit, though
(most of the rest have been shit, though
Or is it?,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25,
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I remember the Abbey road one actuallythat was good.
( Milkman Dan,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26,
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well it's gone round twiceand the last time was fairly recently...
( popt_art,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27,
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SurelySometimes a simple bandwagon is good to encourage noobs ?.. some are not just new to the site some are new to photoshop or whatever prog they use :)
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28,
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that's fine......but we usually expect some experience in humour.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:29,
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i was going to rant and rave but I can't be arsed/threadwasting
/threadjacking
/nsfw
/bandwagons
/kittens
/badgers
/grumpy twats
/hummus
/nazi newbies
It's All b3ta !!!
(/threadjacking
/nsfw
/bandwagons
/kittens
/badgers
/grumpy twats
/hummus
/nazi newbies
It's All b3ta !!!
caldini Have you seen my polar bear?,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:32,
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true.I am beginning to consider myself the b3ta equivalent of the grumpy old gits in the muppets.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:35,
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ha ha"you know what this messageboard needs?"
"what?"
"AN END!"
cue uproarious laughter
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:37,
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"what?"
"AN END!"
cue uproarious laughter
Do you want to be the other grumpy bastard?All we need now is a balcony/box.
Perhaps Rob could move the next bash to a venue with a balcony...
(Perhaps Rob could move the next bash to a venue with a balcony...
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:41,
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is that irony?babushka has a balcony. as someone who is probably gr33dy will attest.
maybe we need an irc channel running ticket-style across the bottom of the screen.
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:46,
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maybe we need an irc channel running ticket-style across the bottom of the screen.
let me know when you find a bandwagonthat isn't shit
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24,
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there is a good one booked for tomorowit involves a peice of string a kitten some super glue 4 sheets of industrial strength card and some chop sticks for stiffening
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25,
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twice.and the second time it was shit.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:29,
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thought you'd like that...I can't resist a dumb one-liner.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:39,
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Sorry. I wont take part in any other bandwagon from now on</lies>
PS This is my 999th post
(PS This is my 999th post
SarahRatt,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26,
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don't take it personally...(go on... reply to me and make it the big 1K!)
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28,
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ok i'm replying...too late. 1000 is up above somewhere
Fucksocks
(Fucksocks
SarahRatt,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:33,
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no shoppery involved...
screengrabbed from my DVD of Freaked
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:31,
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challenge entry (maybe again)this may be a repost: I think I ballsed up this morning, so apologies if I didn't and you have seen this before...
it's the aphex (conjoined) twin...
(,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17,
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it's the aphex (conjoined) twin...
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