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# Horisedoodles
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:59, archived)
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(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:30, archived)
#
(is this an icon fashion show?)
Woo to the pic, by the way
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:30, archived)
#
Sssh!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:31, archived)
# i got my icon last week
that makes me specialer than most.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:33, archived)
# indeed!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 6:53, archived)
# .


erm...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 7:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:08, archived)
#






woo!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:12, archived)
# I am very bored
Pie toucher! Get your cursor off me! It burrrns AAAAAHHHH!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:50, archived)
[challenge entry] magic ninja episode 3
Magic ninja duhn duh duh dun Killing people for no reason duh duhn dun
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:34, archived)
# edit
that's a bit better, but change it to 256, so it is evenly 2x the size, and doesn't go all goofy like it is

reedit - there you go. and have a Woo! as well
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:37, archived)
# I like that
Practice is paying off!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:47, archived)
# Have a woo yay!
Nice work.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:26, archived)
# bulk buy...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:18, archived)
# woo!
at a good price i hope?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:20, archived)
# can't put a price on quality
spunt
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:21, archived)
# truer words
have never been spoken posted.
probably both, anyway

edit - hmm... a new hats for clowns remix?
"spunt, For kids. Lalalalalalalaaaaaa. Spunt, for kids. lalalalalalalaaaaaaa"
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:26, archived)
# .
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:35, archived)
# *snort*
:0)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Another doodle
seems to some up Spunt
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:00, archived)
# Brilliant
The best spunting so far
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:21, archived)
# what is
caled?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:21, archived)
# eh?
caled?

Edit thank you I'm a dumb fuck
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:23, archived)
# your
username says caled
is it called?

(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Yes
thank you, now corrected.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:29, archived)
# how bizzare
it's not corrected on my machine
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:31, archived)
# nor mine

edit - you are still looking for work, then? what's the situation, currently?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:32, archived)
# they have put my deportation on hold
since i have got a job.
but it's a wierd job, i'm an overflow engineer so i'm only called out (read: Paid) when ibm's current engeineer's are unavailbale

my sponsor said if i bring in enough money then all good, if not then they will resume cancelling my sponsorship.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:38, archived)
# well that's fairly good
good luck finding a more stable job
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:45, archived)
# thanks
tis apreciatted
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:50, archived)
# that has changed
yes
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:38, archived)
# I'll changing it back
to this....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:45, archived)
# :-0)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:51, archived)
# huzzah!
Spunt! Spunt!
I want my Spunt..

www.b3ta.com/board/2138321

woo.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:45, archived)
# Bored so I'm doodling
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:10, archived)
# with
no pants on!

ya perve.
;p
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Naked doodling
is good for the soul and also handy for w....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:47, archived)
# tunc.
you heard.

night!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Thank you
I really should make an insults counter for my profile.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:19, archived)
# Quick and dirty from boredom
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:09, archived)
# nice
armadillophant.

woo!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:12, archived)
# bit of a threadwaste but it's quiet
something funny is going on with my machine.
I have an Athlon Xp 2400, running non overclocked with 512 Pc133 ram at 233 FSB
I'm currenlty running Win98SE ie6 and:
2 iexplorer windows
1 outlook instance
1 AVGantivirus
1 FTP window (MS explorer)
1 Explorer window
Winamp (playing mp3's)
Photoshop 6 (no images open)
systray

The machine is connected to a hardware firewall (another windows box) running ics with ceratin tcp ports closed manually, via a 3com (not realteck) 10/100 Nic card)

however the current system resources free is only 37%, it's even effecting winamp playback (it's not the hard drive as the light only flashes one in a while).

Does anyone know why my system is running so low?

Stuff i've tried/checked:
Updated latest virus definitions and scanned in safe mode
internal temperature (CPU 39 C, System 26 C)
Checked all run keys in the registry and autoexec.bat for naughty or unkown programs

It did not used to be like this, i could normally expect this to run at about 60-75%

(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:46, archived)
# hmm...
is there a "processes" tab on the task manager in win 98? if there is, see if anything is using a lot of the cpu, maybe?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:51, archived)
# The best suggestion
I can make is to download one of those freeware task monitoring utilities, and use it to see which process is using all the resources.

And of course, the ever-reliable format-and-reinstall option.

I gave up on 98 - Win2000 is much better.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:53, archived)
# yeah
will have look at that winows comes with one

I miss 2000 sever but it doesn't play a lot of the games i like.

Might "upgrade" to xp....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:02, archived)
# right i think i might be on to somehting
it's only using 22% cpu
but it's filled up 439Mb of my 512Mb of ram.

has anyone used any of the memory optimiser programs? are they any good?

edit: it's using a 159Mb swap file (automatc virtual memory)but according to the monitor program it's only actually using 3.6 mb of it)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:05, archived)
# have you got
loadsa free space?

what happens when you restart?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:07, archived)
# I've got about 9gb of free space
i defragged the other day too.
though i must admit i cancelled it at about 80% done

When i restart it's fine then gets slower as i open more programs
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:10, archived)
# well that is me pretty much out ;)
it is quarter past 4 you know.

night!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:13, archived)
# Night!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:13, archived)
# Find a utility
that tells you how much memory is being used by each task. Then you can find out which program is responsible.

There used to be one called "CCtask" that was good.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:13, archived)
# cool
i'm on it,
I use a program called dll master which tells me every driver, ocx, dll and stuff beign run and the memory it's using...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:20, archived)
# nope
it's all of them
each one on it's own take a chunk
i dunno maybe i used to think it was higher...

I need to buy a new motherboaud as some decent ram...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:25, archived)
# same thing's happening to
my friends machine. we opened processes, and there's about 5 viruses running that I could name off the top of my head.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:16, archived)
# yeah that's what i'm worried about
but i can't see how, if i can't find anything by manually looking at the run keys and virus scanning
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:20, archived)
# clean the gunk out of the mouse
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:55, archived)
# Also try scanning for adware
download lavasoft adware -- never hurts,
also try downloading the DOS version of F-prot and do a virus scan in DOS mode
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:21, archived)
# Right,
Using Explorer as an FTP is a waste of time and could no doubt be what's screwing your resources. Get an FTP app, such as WS_FTP. I have a hard time on Win2K using explorer as an FTP, even if its just to download stuff.

If you think something is pinching all your resourecs that isn't plainly running then use something like Spybot Search and Destroy or Adaware.

Best version of Winamp is 2.9 and not 3. 3 Has all sorts of strange oddities that do stupid things.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:48, archived)
# Just because
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:39, archived)
# it cant be!
a proper use of Comic sans!?!?!11///11!?!?!?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:41, archived)
# lol
woo yay

i miss calvin and hobbes
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:47, archived)
# I've got the entire collection.
Nya nya nya. pbbbbbbb!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:15, archived)
# morning all
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)
# w/y/h/b
nice....but they weren't nekkid, WHY?

bastards.....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:32, archived)
# I tired that
but you can't tell if i swapped their labia's



/sorry
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:34, archived)
# ....
get to the back of the class....now

or at least make up for it next time
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:35, archived)
# these people need some serious training with Sun lotion
Oh! i get it!

:)

edit - did you actually switch the tummies, or did you muck about with the tones/brightness, etc to get it to look right?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:37, archived)
# arrrrrgh
your way would have been much easier.

i swapped tummies
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:48, archived)
# i don't know
making the lighter one dark would have been easy, but making the dark one lighter would have presented more of a problem (edit - or vice versa). i think your way was easier, but it was done so well, i couldn't tell
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:52, archived)
# heheh
a tummy-swap?

how rare!

yay.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:51, archived)
# ...the fuck?!
To make up for my threadwaste earlier, here is something damn strange....

I was messing around with the Gimp and made this



I then used the "Chrome-It" option in Script-Fu and it made this



It looks like a cat (possibly nohands before his paws raised)
being fed by some strange-ass alien hand.
also, the mat the cat is on resembles a fucked up clown
i saw a few years ago.

(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)
# well
this filter display more than makes up for it.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)
#
i sense evil is afoot
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)
# ..
probably
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:16, archived)
# ...
or maybe even ahand
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:16, archived)
#
stop being silly

its obviously afoot, or aleg at most... no higher
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)
#
aankle?

No, that makes no sense.

/bed
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
# ...
so evil is amidget?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
#
that makes sense
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 7:33, archived)
# That means the Isle of Man is
three times evil!!!!1!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)
# that
is freaky
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)
# that really does
look like no hands on an evil clown face. insanity.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:18, archived)
# Take
a look what the wife found in the garden today.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:57, archived)
# i can't contain my erection.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:01, archived)
# you know what you need


..bigger pants..
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:08, archived)
# iron pants
perhaps.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)
# ?
? (NSFW?)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:39, archived)
# I know that guy
he wanted to advertise on the university linux user mailing list !!??!!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 9:07, archived)
# It's
a bullfrog?

Ole!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)
# *slaps head repeatedly*

what am I, thick..

woo!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)
# In 6 hours
all they'd found were three balls and a trolley.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:56, archived)
# Are those halos......?
..... or their roots growing out....?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)
# a
woo yay indeed
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:00, archived)
# And a woo...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)
# last one of these...

i grow weary of this, g'night all.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:43, archived)
# high disturbance rating.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)
# heh
looks like a perfectly normal baby to me.

that was a short stint yakmonkey!
just.. one.. more.. f5..
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)
# true...
i am still lurking for a few minutes.

i have tomorrow off though and i have to conserve my hummus for tomorrow's posts.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:50, archived)
# ...goodnight from Smudger
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:41, archived)
# lalalaaa.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:44, archived)
#
scrumv
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:45, archived)
#

(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)
# heheheh
been putting the littlies' heads in a vice again, have we?

woo!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:35, archived)
# that
is strangly cute
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# strangly?
as in, "that's cute but I still want to strangle it"?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:49, archived)
#
PLEASE.... i wouldnt even touch that, i just feel drawn to it
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Spunt party!


..always wondered what was in that lunch box..
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)
# horrible stuff.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)
# Filth
pure filth.

I love it.

woo!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Some of that is great....
... however.... fucking poor, poor design.
I like the Australian Death Grip....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:36, archived)
# *Slap*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:36, archived)
# I'm not sure.....
... what that was for... but thankyou.

EDIT : May I have another....?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# there is a video
of a chap putting his head up a lady's minge.
fantastic.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Ok..........
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:41, archived)
#
Mung 1[n, v] Two people obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). One undresses the mungee and places his mouth over the sexual area. The other backs up and does a running jump onto the corpses chest. The second person has to eat everything that enters his mouth. Insult, seen here in context: "I'm going to mung your grandmother!"

(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:42, archived)
# This is a worry.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)
# somewhat.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:51, archived)
# *snigger*
the pictures are fantastic.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# well
being at work, I can't look at 'em, but the text's funny enough.

..lots of the acts are fairly icky and exploitative, but at the same time, I'm like, "done that.. wouldn't do that.. might do that.."

jeepers!
definitely got a bad taste in my mouth after reading both pages.. what a load of sexist, homophobic, racist shite!
I stand by my earlier comment:
www.b3ta.com/board/2138360
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:47, archived)
# haha.
it's all pretty sick really.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:51, archived)
# my favourite:
Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips and saluting while shouting nautical trems. Starboard hoe
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:52, archived)
# ae
and how many of these definitions were submitted by teenagers who haven't been fucked in their sorry little lives..
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)
# quite a few
i would guess.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I didn't dare look at the pictures.
Most disturbing.

Although I just did send it to my email address book.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:00, archived)
# filthy.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)
# heheheheh
eeeeeeeeeexcellent...

should I send it to all staff at the uni?
that'd win me some friends and influence people.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:07, archived)
# i find
that sending everybody a photo of my poo has wodnerful consequences.
goodnight.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 3:08, archived)
#

howdy b3tans, how goes the board tonight?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Much better now.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)
# how goes the board?
might i direct your attention to the thread immediately below this one? that's how it goes tonight...

and now that your pic has loaded, i'd just like to say 'TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL! DON'T HURT MY FACE!'
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I thought....
... that was your face...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# it is
minus the lazy stubble
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# that bad tonight?
i believe there was an insurgence of fuckwits this past friday.

i had hoped they would be gone by today.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
# oh dear, glad i missed that then.
can't get away from them these days though.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)
# nice
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Nrrrrrrrg
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# g'night
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# fuck off!
and happy birthday
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
# goodnight cunt.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)
# nite
nite
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:36, archived)
# arg.
shoot it, then freeze it.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# bite it
bite it hard
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)
# good thanks
and AAARRRRGGHHH KILL IT!

woo.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)
# 2 Wed Thastes in 1
"I'm Vorking Awaaaaayyy"


/edit It seems that AOL hates me.

this should of said

TW 1 - anybody here play nitto1320
TW 2 - "I'm Vorking Awaaaaayyy"

i hate AOL

/edit 2 I hate the cnut that sang that god-awful song

/edit 3 I can't spell Nitto
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)
# one part of me is oddly honoured
the rest of me wants you dead
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)
# shut the fuck up
get your hair cut
and get a proper job
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# oh
and go to fucking bed
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# i am
after this cig, you rubbish bastard
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# toss off
wankflange.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)
# erm...
No.
I have short hair
Too young to work
and too busy playing gt3 to go to bed
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# i was talking
to myself

stop butting in...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)
# oh
ok........






1st sign of madness that is
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:21, archived)
# I thought the fist sign was hairs on the palms of you hands
and the second is looking for them

/dressing gown
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# daft wog.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)
# cunting
diego
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# slimey grease chink.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
# spear-chucking vodka-snorting
pie-eating rice-frying nonce
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)
# and on that note...
*gone*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)
# the vork is strong with this one...
/relurks and goes to bed...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)
# you twat
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)
# toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss
everybody say toss toss toss toss toss chimp.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# You really are......
... a prize fucknugget.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)
# ....
i agree
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
#
u sir are drunk! or must have been to sign up with aol
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# well you managed to post a pic in your profile
so a threadwaste is evidence of being a fuckwit.
NOT of incompitence.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# yup
i think that about sums it up
(, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)

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