so who alls coming to
the strongrooms saturday? Looks to be a night of bevying madness, my friend having a birthday party in camden and she hired a bar.club, its open till 7am 5er in and full of girls who snowboard. Sorry, no finnish acupuncturists. BTW, I cam across this
sex.perkel.com/escort/shygirl.htm
and its well funny, takes a bit of reading tho.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:10,
archived)
sex.perkel.com/escort/shygirl.htm
and its well funny, takes a bit of reading tho.
hehe
somebody needs to potato shop a 21st century cyberwhore...
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:15,
archived)
how the fuck do i do this,
i've never tried to work with a quicktime file before im sorry
right-clickie poo and save
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:07,
archived)
right-clickie poo and save
what are
« Older messages | Newer messages »
you trying to do with the quicktime file?
Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
If you think she's scared now...
Wait 'til she looks behind her!
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:56,
archived)
Wait 'til she looks behind her!
ah
yes... "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
what a classic.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55,
archived)
what a classic.
hehehe
yeah that film ROCKS! i've even got the limited edition italian job mini (the OLD one, not the Nathan Barley BMW effort)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:06,
archived)
heh
the braids are the least of my problems - i've six foot three and a bit ;)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:11,
archived)
NO NO NO
it's my DINGUS that's six foot three and a bit. the braids only go down to my chest. and i'm quite tall as well. and fucking shitfaced.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:17,
archived)
I knew you were over 6"2
but that means nowt to me 'cos I'm 6" meself and the last time I was in a Mini I nearly shat 'cos of the nutter driver who thought floorpans of cars deserved to be scraped!
Woo - nearly happy birthday to me!
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:16,
archived)
Woo - nearly happy birthday to me!
i'm
6ft 3, the front passenger seat is alrite, but don't even think about sitting in the back along the bumpy roads of the isle of wight!
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:21,
archived)
hey folks
does anyone know where a good cache of images of the new big bro contestants might be located? I feel the need to do something truly evil(and fun)to them.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54,
archived)
digital spy
have got a load of stuff, some captured off the show
http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:57,
archived)
http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk
i've tried to ignore her
incase SHE STARTS ONE OF MAD RAVING ARGUMENTS AND THAT VOICE SCRATCHES THE INSIDE OF YOUR BRAIN CONTINUOSLY ahhh, haven't got e4 cause we're moving soon and the dodgy streams are, dodgy
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:10,
archived)
Nor me
i rely on Ch4 only, but i STILL hate her a lot, and want her to be turned into fat girl sausages.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:13,
archived)
Not Sure if I posted this already
But I'm losing my webspace in a couple of days, so I'll put it up just for the hell of it
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:53,
archived)
But I'm losing my webspace in a couple of days, so I'll put it up just for the hell of it
whether you have or not
I already saw it..
JohnN managed to post it on I Love Raving.
hahhahahahaa
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55,
archived)
JohnN managed to post it on I Love Raving.
hahhahahahaa
Whaaat?
Where did you see it? Was I just ripping some guy off without even knowing it?
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:57,
archived)
Wonder what they made
of that...
Half of b3ta doesn't seem to get the whole hummus thang.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:57,
archived)
Half of b3ta doesn't seem to get the whole hummus thang.
But if they did,
then maybe they could fucking hummus, whereas clearly most of us cannot.
Or summat.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:03,
archived)
Or summat.
I've been away for a while
I must have missed the whole hummus thing.
But I enjoy making up my own meanings for it.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:09,
archived)
But I enjoy making up my own meanings for it.
Aye, you must've been away for
+6 weeks, 'cos it was back then that Mr. Lumpbucket spawned the Hummus. Since then we've had the Spong too, as well as severalteen other memes that will run for a while :)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:12,
archived)
Oh, its way over +6 weeks
Probably was over 3 months ago. I got frustrated with the being so many new people, and gave up attention seeking.
But I'm back for mroe b3ta related fun. Well, its better than revising for my a levels.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:17,
archived)
But I'm back for mroe b3ta related fun. Well, its better than revising for my a levels.
beautiful,
just beautiful, so calming. I would say woo and yay but that makes me excited, so Ill just stare at the geese heads int he clouds.mmmmmmnnn.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:56,
archived)
well...
they could be geese too yknow, I mean its just the heads, ya can hardly tell, so Ill just keep thinking of them as calming geese thank you very much!
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:04,
archived)
That would make
a smart wallpaper if I didn't have Kitten Wars up there already :)
*edit* acksherly, have you got a bigger version that I can keep in standby? You know the mail :)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:04,
archived)
*edit* acksherly, have you got a bigger version that I can keep in standby? You know the mail :)
nah
the original was the same size
hmm.. i'll try and find a high res cloud scape and tomorrow i'll go ducking
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:12,
archived)
hmm.. i'll try and find a high res cloud scape and tomorrow i'll go ducking
Fantastic!
And the use of the transparent logo made me cry a little...
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55,
archived)
i was going to do that!
that is superb. better than i'd have done it, in fact =)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:03,
archived)
I truely must be in a creative blank.
I've not even potatoshopped anything in a day or two.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:51,
archived)
you need
a creative bank
make a withdrawal..
check your overdraught, you've been making deposits for ages...
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:52,
archived)
make a withdrawal..
check your overdraught, you've been making deposits for ages...
Heh.
It's REALLY bad when your future as a graphic / web designer hangs in the balance because you can't fucking hummus.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54,
archived)
not
Ive been having the same problem,mainly coz Ive been trying to work out 3dsmax, but dont fret, just go out and bash some old poeple, it makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:58,
archived)
don't bother...
unless you've got idents to do for channel 4....
truespace...
does for the web ok
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:08,
archived)
truespace...
does for the web ok
To tomsk and Dr. P
Yeah, yeah - you got a relationship. I gotta rash. Who cares?
</Moe>
Nah, just kiddin' - you guys are cute. B3tan couples, eh?
:o)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45,
archived)
</Moe>
Nah, just kiddin' - you guys are cute. B3tan couples, eh?
:o)
I dread the day when (and IF)
tomsk and dr. phil break up and come on here and try to get everyone to see their "side" of it.
*shudder*
not that that will ever happen, and I wish them an eternity of happiness.
but if it did...
*shudder*
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49,
archived)
*shudder*
not that that will ever happen, and I wish them an eternity of happiness.
but if it did...
*shudder*
Indeed -
Are there other b3ta couples?
Who is it that Nacho goes out with?
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54,
archived)
Who is it that Nacho goes out with?
Peter Seychelles + Mrs Seychelles
Nicey + The Wife
Pizza + Wife Of Pizza
Any more?
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55,
archived)
Pizza + Wife Of Pizza
Any more?
Witchy
and WifeOfWitchy (Becca, not to be confyowsed with Wicca)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:06,
archived)
Gah.
Look, I try to avoid the couple thing as much as possible. Frankly, it pisses me off a bit.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:53,
archived)
ah, but you and the doctor are so sweeeeeeeeet!
provoke... provoke...
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:07,
archived)
get this.
I go to an acupuncturist.
she acupunctures me.
in her hotel room.
while she's doing so she's leaning over me and I'm really attracted to her, and I'm no swine so I don't hit on her or anything... but!
when she's done she says "no alcohol, no sauna, and no sex. for two days. this includes doing it yourself."
I couldn't believe it. And I also can't believe I'm still at it. (the sauna part was easy)
I've got two more sessions with her til she fucks off back to Finland.
*sigh*
she's so booootiful too.
*sigh*
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:42,
archived)
she acupunctures me.
in her hotel room.
while she's doing so she's leaning over me and I'm really attracted to her, and I'm no swine so I don't hit on her or anything... but!
when she's done she says "no alcohol, no sauna, and no sex. for two days. this includes doing it yourself."
I couldn't believe it. And I also can't believe I'm still at it. (the sauna part was easy)
I've got two more sessions with her til she fucks off back to Finland.
*sigh*
she's so booootiful too.
*sigh*
the fact that your in
a hotel room with a finnish acupuncturist and your not puttin the moves oan her s=doesnt show that your not a swine, it shows that your gay... gay la lal laa laa! Gay!
:)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45,
archived)
:)
it does?
damn!
I thought I was being a gentleman!
damn damn damn!
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:46,
archived)
I thought I was being a gentleman!
damn damn damn!
a gentleman?
on B3ta? we have a gentleman here?
good lord...
considering the lot that shows up on this board daily I never would have suspected that you were a gentleman!
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48,
archived)
good lord...
considering the lot that shows up on this board daily I never would have suspected that you were a gentleman!
I feel painfully sober
and horny and like I'm about to explode.
I can't remember what she was supposed to be curing, so I guess it worked!
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47,
archived)
I can't remember what she was supposed to be curing, so I guess it worked!
I think it
was your rampant libido that she was trying to cure.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48,
archived)
I really seriously was thinking about making the moves
after she finished. but then she said "absolutely no sex" in a way that I knew if I tried anything it would be saying "I don't take you seriously at all", and in a way that I knew that she wouldn't find that at all endearing.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:51,
archived)
you could have tried
"well I suppose I can wait two days if you can"
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:58,
archived)
damn you!
damn you! damn.
what are you doing for a living rogan?
would you like to move into my head and give me pick up lines when I need them?
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:00,
archived)
what are you doing for a living rogan?
would you like to move into my head and give me pick up lines when I need them?
I
don't know, is there much room?
Maybe when she's finished you can just say 'so, how about that sex then?'. There's a veeeery slim chance it will work...
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:10,
archived)
Maybe when she's finished you can just say 'so, how about that sex then?'. There's a veeeery slim chance it will work...
exaahctly!
yev gohta 'ave tha patter dint ya? If yes hed, then mebbe yed be lined up fer a spot a pressure massage eh eh?
( whoooa, reading Irvine welsh is not helping my fragile little mind)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:02,
archived)
( whoooa, reading Irvine welsh is not helping my fragile little mind)
i dunno
he looks like he got a good bit of swing on that, but it might be enough to just avoid the water trap
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:41,
archived)
hhahah
I am so humiliated.. that made me snort in front of my coworkers.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:42,
archived)
furtive bear logos
i only just noticed, but what do you have to do to get one by your name?
i want one.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:39,
archived)
i want one.
You need to
obey the hummus, kiss the glass cock and give b3ta some money for bandwidth.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:41,
archived)
i'll be going without then
1) i am demonstrably unable to hummus, despite my better attempts
and
3) i'm skint
although
2)the glass cock has been well and truly kissed
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:43,
archived)
and
3) i'm skint
although
2)the glass cock has been well and truly kissed
This is all you need to know about hummusing
C'est un time spaz, by the way.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47,
archived)
C'est un time spaz, by the way.
You
have to pass a secret initiation to prove that you can hummus.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45,
archived)
hummusing
my one secret weakness
i am still more of a lurker cos my potatoswapping comes out poo
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47,
archived)
i am still more of a lurker cos my potatoswapping comes out poo
This was funnier in my head.
But please, fell free to humour me! ;)
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:38,
archived)
I was gonna say
it would've been better with concrete wellies until I noticed you'd put 'em on.....I'm getting slow in me old age......birthday in approx. 4 hours if I'm being biological.....
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:40,
archived)
I've just (finally) seen the singing kitten!
The ending is so Tragically Unhappy! I nearly wept!
...in other timespazzes this evening, I also just saw the Kylie ad. AP stuff is, truly, a very happy thing.
( ,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:37,
archived)
...in other timespazzes this evening, I also just saw the Kylie ad. AP stuff is, truly, a very happy thing.
« Older messages | Newer messages »