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Thanks for another Bandwagon, Bunni Boi :)

John Connor finds the Mimetic Pringle Polyalloy currently under development...

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)

Once you pop

you can't stop Skynet

(GaryNiger of the GNAA does not believe in censorship, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)

MWAAAaahhh!!!!

What ELSE can go in there...?

John Connor: "Mom? Whats THAT...?"
Sarah Connor: "Errrmm...a 'massager'..."
John Connor: "..eep!"

(Bunni_Boi, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:29, archived)

Seamless*

*shameless, surely?

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Stickman_ben, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)

Oww

that hurts my eyes in several places.

(ApertureJam, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)

you should've seen

me making it. I'm sure my eyes sponged for real.

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Stickman_ben, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)

PaRappa is much cuter, don't you think

(smokey ribena, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)

woo! Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!

(dognutz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

and a blatant whoring repost for the compy :)

(dognutz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

houpla!

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

Winner!

Byootiful.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

If ya wanna test me,

I'm sure you'll find
The things I'll teach ya
Are sure to beat ya,
Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher
Now...PUNCH!
PUNCH
KICK!
KICK

and so on...

I remember that. Scary...

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)

Who could forget!

I can't eat onions any more... Woo to Parappa!

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Stickman_ben, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)

Woo

yay indeed!

*goes off to teach his Jack Russell how to rap*

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

wooo!

for parappa!
I wish that would come out on xbox

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)

Beckham New Look

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)

seams

less

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anythingbutthisactually, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

Probably been done already....

But I'm too hungover to check.

(The other Norman Hartnell, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

actually... no.

i haven't seen it yet...

(raggedy anarchist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)

Does he have glasses? Is he getting his murderous rampage on?

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friendlyfire, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)

Yay for dizzy gillespie!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)

thats good

i really have to watch that film one day! although the simpsons version can never be matched

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)

The book

is best

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)

nope

hasn't been done, guess who has been done but not the shining one thingy

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anythingbutthisactually, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

Disabled brain enquiring about produce in SUPERMARKET

(Strain, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

Is there anyone

who actually understands these things?

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

I doubt

it, but on b3ta you can never be too obscure

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anythingbutthisactually, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

*GURNS*

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

I'm at a crossroads

as jesus plays his hits

(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)

a lucrative career awaits you

designing Radiohead album sleeves, I'm sure :)

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

If he/she is allowed pointy

things in public.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)

Oof!

be fluffy!

I laughed

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)

I like that

a lot.

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underneath the weeping willow, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)

yeah... me too...

admittedly!

(raggedy anarchist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)

Tabular eyeball staring at hot steam

(Strain, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)

Arghh!

Not you again!

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B33R Drink me, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)

i cant read that....

maybe a cfb would be nice?

looks woo though!

(The Wigmeister, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

CFB?

Is a CFB to click for bigger. Of course it it. right, will do

Otherwise, people will have to stop complaining about the size of the pictures. The ones on the website itself are the smallest they can be already

(Strain, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

AARGH!

your site makes my brain hurt!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

not funny, just more space stuff!

CFB

|1|2|3|4|5|6|7|

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)

Wooo

nice space stuff :)

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B33R Drink me, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

space is good.

i fully intend to live there when i grow up.

(raggedy anarchist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

President: Main screen on...

they said it wouldn't translate into film...

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Stickman_ben, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)

[pedant]

It's actually all your base are belong to us....[/pedant]

But woo shoppery anyway.

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)

surely an even worse translation

and therefore funnier with bases?

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)

OK, this is weak, but it is half ten in the mornin

YAY! Thatcher finally hit the nuthouse!

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)

Twenty years

too late

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B33R Drink me, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)

Yeah

But I knew Dennis oh so tragically dying would send her over the edge. The bitch.

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:30, archived)

Would

knocking off Cherie do the same to Tone?

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B33R Drink me, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)

im willing to try

but i would rather just fuck him up in a very personal and physical way before locking him in the basement with my gimps. they have very sharp teeth

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)

If you do

send me the videotape

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B33R Drink me, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

come and

help. i have a spare gimp outfit.

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

Aren't you worried

he might enjoy it? I think he's got allot of repressed sexual perversions which he takes out on the rest of the world.

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B33R Drink me, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)

trust me.

there isnt a pervert around that could enjoy 1 hour in my cellar.
;)

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)

sounds insteresting

will there be beer and pringles at the showing of the video

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)

Weird

neck.

(Amer3tan, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)

like i said

it is rather weak. im too tired to do better, sorry.

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:30, archived)

wonderful

sleepy or not you've caught the mood rather well methinks

quite a Hindley look about her expression

(doobydooby, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

ta!

my first compliment on b3ta!

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)

The photo was taken

during one of her many 360 degree head-spinning episodes

Rah!

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)

all tories can do that you know.

it is programmed into them at manufacture

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

Michael Howard

also spits fire

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B33R Drink me, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

are you gonna photoshop him or me?

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)

Please go ahead

I should really do some work

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B33R Drink me, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

but you know you wont do any. Im too

s t o n e

d
at the mo, mebbe l8r

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

I love you!

I love the web!

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

hehehehe

just where she belongs! is tony going with her??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)

we have plans for tony

(further up) heheh!

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:39, archived)

you got your web space working then!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

i bit the bullet

and went with micro$haft. fuck fuck i hate them

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)

Aww

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)

oh GOD...

it reminds me of Snitter from The Plague Dogs! a British cartoon that traumatized me as a child!
and now i'm hanging out on b3ta being traumatized by Brits and their cartoons as an adult.

interesting how things come full circle.

(raggedy anarchist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

"...Ok, to get that out you have to..."

(Bunni_Boi, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)

Arf

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:31, archived)

well...

I'm glad somebody got it! I feel a pearost coming on later in the day...MWAAHahaha!

(Bunni_Boi, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

Pardon the crapness, but i give you.......

/runs out before the crapness inspector arrives..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)

Haha

starring Bernard?

edit: um, that's Cribbens, though, isn't it. Must wake up.

Still think he'd make a good lead, though

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)

Since you Britts are showing up...

I, a member of the night watch, will now bid you all good night. (2:30 a.m. here)

Good Night

Do h tags work? Guess not.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)

Buying

it.

(Amer3tan, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)

We were playing cards last night.

I thought I'd show you our Chuckle Wildcard. Its face value is whatever card you need. There's some powerful Chuckle Voodoo in this card.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)

hehehe

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:18, archived)

Marnin'

Did you go last night? Was it good?

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:21, archived)

i did for a couple of

hours, but didn't feel so well, so i left at about 10.30. smirny, alfie, emma, pootle, @man and the kitten ended up splendidly drunk, i believe. did you gay out?

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)

Yus

I was TEH MAXIMUS GAYER!

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)

i saw the message you sent to Emma.

You certainly had all the gay ;)

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:28, archived)

I will be

wearing a purple velure shirt all weekend as punishment for my limp-wristedness

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:31, archived)

no change there

then.

i say - this week's challenge entries are all rather good, aren't they? i'm just having a look at them all now.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

Painfull...

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:12, archived)

1939

(tinkers rucksack, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:03, archived)

Picasoesque

woo

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:05, archived)

Hitler meets Picasso and throws in some bling bling

and a smiley badge.

Wootifully strange.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:05, archived)

stupid cow

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

I like cows...

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:59, archived)

well done.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:01, archived)

moo

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:02, archived)

moo

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:03, archived)

Dead jokes

Has anyone heard any good "Dead Jokes" about the sadly deceased Dame Thora Hird?

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:46, archived)

More importantly...

It's my birthday!

(Crumpet, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

woo!

Happy birthday!

hippy birdy two ewes

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

It's your birthday? Now I suppose you want me to give

you the one ring that I found at the bottom of the river, else you'll strangle me and go live in a cave for 500 years and call yourself Gollum because you can't be bothered to buy some Lockets for your throat.

Happy Birthday

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

Hooray

everybody eat cake.

NOW!

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

hooray!

what age are you now? 74? 92? 0.1?

(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

*HONK*

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

Get your hosting sorted

and post pictures!

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CowJam, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

i have! but im lazy

sorry. and i really did want to know. Dont you?

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

*ahem*

*directs cowjam down the board a little*

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

There were loads on b3ta

when she popped her clogs mostly about "Sunshine still would" - haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)

I wrote a piece about how she was still going to do rep

for the Durham University Rag Magazine.... I bet they didn't use it: it would have been too funny

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

So you're saying... she isn't still doing rep

for the Durham University Rag Mag?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:58, archived)

I hate the English language

and it's ambiguity. From now on I will communicate in hieroglyphics

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:03, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:07, archived)

I'm going to write a little book of birds

based on my big garden birdwatch picture. I don't want to do it. But I feel it is probably a good idea.

Or I could just give up

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:11, archived)

You could probably make one

involving the song Stairway to Heaven, but swapping the word stairway to stairlift.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)

Thanks Bob

Ill give it a go. you might see it here soon. ill race other b3tans to it (bet I lose)

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

Involving a Stanna Stairlift always gets a laugh

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

Two people

could probably have a lot of fun on one of those things...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

You have sex on the brain

- I blame myself

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

Fuck stairlifts

i want to have sex on a brain

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

That's easy - Apply to the NHS for a frontal Labotomy

and request that they do not close up the hole then get a good friend to poke you in your labotomy hole with his dick - hey presto sex on the brain - what a rush. ;o)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)

ewwww!!!

You are just full of interesting vis tonight.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:01, archived)

What else is there...

to think about at 2a.m.... hehe..
Seriously, I'm just goofin'

BTW... Comments about Vin and Toby just didn't do it for me.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:59, archived)

2 am - You're not British then?

Bloody, johnny foreigners! Haha ;o)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:02, archived)

No....Remember?

I live relatively close to you... Oops maybe not...

Sorry... got you confused with Pie for a min

*Slowly extracts his foot from his mouth*

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:04, archived)

http://thorahird.com

Courtesy of dogbomb.

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dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

b3st so f4r

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)

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