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(chronicle_craftsman, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)

sheamless

but woo

(

rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)

nooo

dont become a number six because you have a porn collection,call your friendly goverment regulated funeral people now...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)

hmmm, the prisoner is the warder

the anvil into the hammer

play on words re. title of prisoner episode, best ignore it really

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)

best episode..

ever... if not a bit wierd, but then again which espisode wasnt weird :)

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

i liked schitzoid man

bestest

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

In a desperate bid to win a BAFTA

Eastenders gave Dot a make over.

"Come to the dark side Jim"

(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo to you!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)

and all becomes clear

about the dissappearance of Ethel and
Little Willie...!!! satanicotton

Woo.

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)

thats just

scary.....

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)

get

it
away

(Jallagher, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)

what

the hell is that???

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)

'tis a walrus!

(

Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)

in that case

awwwww cute

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)

I am the eggman...!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)

where is his right hand?

and why he is smiling so?

w/y

(

applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)

Walrus fisting

the new extreme sport.

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)

...

arf...

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)

First ever Compo Entry, thought it was about time

(m1k3k, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK!

woo!

(

summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)

Woo!

We need that department.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)

Probably been done

(muckbulligan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

did you see that

snooker player yesterday in his burberry get-up

fucking chav

woo to pic!

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applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)

I saw that.

Please tell me he lost.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)

last i saw he was winning and beat ebdon

but he did look a cock

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)

Oh bugger :(

Yeah, he even had a Burberry bow tie.

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)

just imagine if he wins the title

you cant have a chav playing snooker, shirley it goes against everything he stands for

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)

Yes, I thought Snooker was immune from that

but now you've got chavs in the audience shouting and that twit Quinton Hann. The end is nigh.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

snooker died for me when steve davis

started doing them soup adverts.

must be nice to be interesting.......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)

Chavs=comedy gold

/repost

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)

sadly yes, done about 3 weeks back

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BamaSS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

Have a paint mash

since my network is down, meaning Google is screwed and I can't find photos to shop

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

MY GOOGLE STILL WORKS!

MY GOOGLE STILL WORKS!

(Interwizard2001, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

Look, you can put your finger in this too!

(Sorry...already said I only have paint :))

(devilstick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

meh

it = good

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

Fark

but oh so B3ta
Combined creatures

(nugchuts, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

hhhmmm

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)

You made all of those yourself?

Wow.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)

er, yeah

with notepad. and i'm blind.

(nugchuts, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)

Confound it!

Now you've made me sign up for FARK...

How am I ever going to get anything done now??

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

I have issues

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
NSFW

(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)

i so hate you

/gives woo in disgust

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

why?

:'(

(

applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

MUM!

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M@rkoni, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

that

is one very worrying gammon joint.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

Ok so what is it?

Dont want to clicky as am working in a group here.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

Begins with G

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)

thank you.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)

Arg!

The goatse! It boggles my mind!

Disturbingly woo!

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

i'm not clicking it, i'm a good boy

*saves linky for home time*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

eeeuuuch

that mings. oddball.

(nugchuts, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

naughty and bad

NO

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

Cunt

(rubberducky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)

don't think that a fair comment

be fluffy

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)

Pretty much the opposite

in actual fact...

/pedant

(Mumm-ra, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

YOU utter bastard.

I had succesfully avoided that image. Now you've ruined my eyes.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?????

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)

The new must-have ladies' accessory

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)

I want one!

That am fecking ace!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)

Umm...

I imagine you've already got one.

Dickshunary Definition

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

edit: ew! I see what you mean :/ A spam handbag though, how ace would that be?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

It's a purse, it just has a twee little handle on it.

They probably make Spam handbags, they make just about everything else.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)

Haha!

A Spam Purse... never heard that one before

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)

You might want to try going to

http://www.spamgift.com

I got a great straw hat from there.

(Nursie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

Holy cow!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)

mmmmmmmm

yummy

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)

hahah

spam purse

rude

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fassit is old, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

idont get it

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

fanjita

(

applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

Dickshunary definition

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)

woo!

Spambag!

(The Spelling Police, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)

purse.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)

robots go home for the fourth time

very wordy i know....

They previously went home
here
here
and here.

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

these robots are good

stupid but good

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)

quite right

they shouldjust wait it out while we destroy ourselves

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)

or we should just sit here and laugh at them

until they run out of duracells

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

:-)

just so you know you will be my test subject
i will attempt a renderific mash of you
you have a source pic i can use?
i shall call it...stalker mash

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

not on me

but can send one tonight from home, what sort of thing do you want?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)

just a pic of you

fairly unobstructed with clother on thanky :-)

close up on face preferrable haha

results will be quite disturbing

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)

will see what i can do

will probably be scanned in

is your addy in your profile

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)

yep sure is

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

Heehee!

They'll never manage it :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)

Go the robots!

I feel they need a little encouragement

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fineart, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)

eeeeeep

/hides under stairs

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)

KILL ALL HUMANS*

*hard

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)

Just the stupid ones.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

hahaha

Very good.

(Greasy Chip Butty, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)

snob cat

(HalfOctoppus, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)

hehe

yay that and the wonderful title

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

just a quickie before i do some work...

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Polly Carbonate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)

hmm

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edovan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

Woo!

Also, pearoast for a bit further down...

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)

hehe

thats incredible

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)

best one so far.

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M@rkoni, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

Quick, dirty

and an awful pun.

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fineart, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)

alan alan he's our man

if he can't do it no-one can.

/coat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)

does that really count

as a pun?

edit: on the red spider mite issue, my mummy came and cleaned them all up

woo! only a couple of hardcore stragglers left..

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dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)

Depends on your accent.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)

mummys are the best

and that's a fact

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)

except mother-to-be-inferior

she am the bestestest

/creep=free sweets

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)

/makes mental note

'Give sweets to summat but not to mostly as he am a creep and only after my sweets'

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

i am not only after your sweets

i'm after your suppliers as well

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

/blows raspberrys at mostly

(

summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)

Ooh!

Raspberry ruffles!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)

dont care

i know where her priorities lie now.

thats HER off my christmas list!!

hhhrrruummpphh

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

only kidding

i don't have a christmas list. but if i did, you and dog and sprog would be on it

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)

stop sucking up

it makes you look ugly :)

(

summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)

did you delete the massive thread

we just did?

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)

no.

its still there

(

summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)

yeah i fiddled about a bit and found it

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)

sounds like filthiness to me

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)

yep

not even DEATHBUGS frighten them.

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dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)

hee hee

you had a luck escape there...

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)

Black and White saver???

(eyebrows, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)

that

is even worse. Congratulations.

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fineart, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)

barcoder

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

I thank you.....

Not a great supporter of football, but I hope they wipe the floor with the rest of them :¬)

(eyebrows, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)

Ouch!

That hurt!
w/y/h

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)

They Just Couldn't Paint quick enough!

That Elusive b3ta artist....sigh

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

i dont get it

(Interwizard2001, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

the people at the bottom

are painting over graffiti, while the 'b3tan' at the top is drawing the cock

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

and he has a tag in there as well

do i get points for spotting it

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)

crudely drawn cock

top left

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

Is that svenno...

...drawing the cock?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)

Do it, faster!

(before he finds black paint)

Quick TJ:
THIS really needs shopping...

(devilstick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

Haha! So it does!

Woo pic, btw. Banksy, eat your heart out.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

I'm currently working...

So I can't acces more then paint, and that pic deserves more then that :)

(devilstick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

Is he saying

"Come here big fella. Let's go dogging"??

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

for you

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)

Oi, there is a cock growing out of the Netherlands!

(devilstick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)

yes

but the balls are in france and germany(?)

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)

Belgium and Germany :)

/pendant

(devilstick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)

ooohhhh

shop this image..... and then moan about ball location.... handbag!

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

and it's spunking on

Britain.

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)

The reason, I believe,

that Tony's decided to have a referendum.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)

ooooh, political

\runs of, as is scared by all this politics shite.

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)

sorry

not that clever, just a comedy cock, balls and spillage, nothing more.

(BadgerPirate, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

I put a tree on his shoulder.

Of course.

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Comma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)

A fine base image...

For my first spack-anim:

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)

Wooo!!

:) me likes!

(devilstick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)

pffffft!

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

cock it

cock it HARD!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)

subtle

tag. Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)

Poor little kid,

he's only got one leg :(

(rubberducky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)

Arron knew he was special but could never quite figure out why....

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Sixola, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

I believe this is the point where someone has to say

kill it!
kill it hard!
or some such.
much woo tho.

(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

Poor Arron.

Woo!

TJ summat - they've got Tooty Fruities :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)

yay!

what's the linky? i'm gonna buy me some

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

Here ya go :)

www.aquarterof.co.uk

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

Essential link.

I love you.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

Heh!

They hav all manner of forgotten treasures.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)

oooh oooooh!

/in seventh heaven

look at the shop keeper! he's all smiley!
SWEETIES! YAY!

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

mmmmmm

makes me want sweets...now

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Sixola, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)

I apologise for my lack of manners, but...

I was brought up by wolves.

enlargificatify.

(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

wolves without grandma's

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

please

make it smaller somehow

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)

Extra Extra...... John Malkovich to appear in hitchhiker's guide movie

Click here to find out more

(bigkyri, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

Malkovich and Nighy in the same film?

This may end up hammier than a pig farm.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

OLDER than Jesus

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

I'll go see it anyway.

Any gen on who JM is playing? Zaphod?

(Small Beer, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

zaphod is sam rockwell

JM is Humma Kaluva

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)

woo like it!

yay

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

Mos Def..?

as Ford?
it's going to have to be seen to be believed

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

I know..

WTF?!? Who thought that would be a good idea?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)

How they startup the matrix. CHECK OUT THE DOCK AND DESKTOP SCREENS ON THE RIGHT!

They run it in os10

most people miss the dock.

(Interwizard2001, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

haha

thats clearly Mac os X not ten

/snicker

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

x=10 in roman numerals

/pedant

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

haha i know

hands can of "tell when KDS is joking"

..here ya go ;-)

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

hands can of "sarcasm" back

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

eats pudding

:-)

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

fat yank

/hydes

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

spack-toothed brit

/jeckyls

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)

crazy yankee 'nam veteran on smack

/frankenstiens

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

hang on ....

I'm a spack-toothed brit

/vanhelsings

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)

x = unknown value in algebra

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edovan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

he was joking you tit

/rude bastard

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

bugger off flap boy

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

oooooooooh

tetchy

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)

sorry

period started this morning

we aren't preggers dear

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

phew

thank god for that
although i'm getting a bit broody...

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)

i'll let you know when i'm ovulating again

then we can go at it like rabbits!!

or not

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)

ha ha ha

how romantic.
/loses wood

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)

i'll stroke you again if it'll help

;¬)

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)

just leave it

/gets all embarrassed

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)

you wasn't like this when i was rubbing my arse

against that tree the other night!!

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

you know baloo impressions make me go weak at the knees

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)

look for the bear-necessaties

.........................

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)

surely that's the 'bare' neccessities

/sorry

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)

no he's a "bear"

and he shits on the pope remember......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)

i think you've been watching a different film dear

what rating was it?

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)

it was a PG

Poo Guidance

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)

poo guidance?

is that like potty training?

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)

not another

lovers tiff...

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

it's meant to be prnounced

'ten' not 'ecks'

but no one does

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slight yoinks!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

Pay careful attention to the screens on the right.

it's not that obvious, but the dock and desktop are there.

(Interwizard2001, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

wont work

the tinfoil is shiny side in they wont be able to broadcast

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

you and your tinfoil

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

looks like an adamski video set

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

never!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

Nah, no viruses on Mac (allegedly)

Edit: Woo!

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MakTheYak, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

Just

'anomalies' then? Ergo...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

There was one about 5 years ago

but why crap something thats just so dam perfect?

(Interwizard2001, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

Yeah!

Don't put a beautifully hand coded virus* on that filthy Mac!

*Viruses are all scum really

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

I once had the Hong Kong autostart virus on a disk that

came back from a repro house in the far east. But Norton caught it and that was years ago.

(Stacker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

www.sophos.com/support/knowledgebase/article/95.html

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

Nonsense.

Dos 5.1 is far better.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

filthy fuckwit

i apologise for my language.

(Interwizard2001, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

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