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still no tattyshop

but where can I buy one of these...

Sorry if it's been done...
and yes I know it's crap

/gets coat & leaves

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)

so how much does it cost? ;)

tis woosome

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)

I can't find one anywhere!!

I may end up making one...

*hammer*
*nails*
*glue*
*stickybcak plastic*
*Caron's number* (damn)

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)

Try her mothers house

and see I she is there.

In the front parlour, maybe!

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)

oooooooo

nasty man.

funny though...

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)

unfortunately

i would buy one of those, but i preferred the f5 mouse. Still, have muted woo.

(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)

reminds me of this:

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Koogas, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)

smoooooooth

Nice way to woo.

/coffee-monitor interaction there

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)

Chucky D

(Sanks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)

Arf

arf

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Neth, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

act your age, not the length of your facial hair

here goes a photoshop attempt...

(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)

is top

tbh

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Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)

cheap motor insurance anyone?

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mrRush, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)

i do believe

that would keep all the garden gnomes away

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)

disturbing

...

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)

awwwww

yes. awww no no no no no.

(steve0, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)

wwwhheeee!

this one isn't technically a paintmash, i did the original in paint and then smudged it up a bit in potatoshop. meh.

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)

Yay - it's rabid peanut

What animal is the young scamp going to draw today?
A llama?
An aardwolf?
A topi?
A red-knobbed coot?
A hoary marmot?

no

another bloody penguin!

worse of all it's still woo yay houpla and he'll probably animate it later...
;-)

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)

i really should stop drawing

all these damn penguins

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)

No no....

we all love the penguins. May I enquire as to whether a "Phooooont" sound was emitted when he was launched? And if not, could it be included in an animation. Phooooont is my favourite word to suggest being launched at high velocity dontchaknow.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)

mmaaybe

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)

Pfft!

"red knobbed coot"

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)

its a coot with a red knob:

digital2.library.colostate.edu/glifhist/image/5703517642004_G06896Em.jpg

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)

make it barrel roll!

/adictef to barrel rolling penguins

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)

i'm trying to give up drawing penguins

but failing

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)

From the makers of Silly String

Instructions: Silly String: Please Shake Before Spraying. Crazy Bukkake: Pump Up And Down Before Spurting

sorry

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)

There's no need to apologise for that.

w/y/h and so forth.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

have a wookake

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)

that scarier than

sodomy with clogs on, but it make meh happeh

(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)

well if you don't like the wario thing hersa thisa

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)

Is that a Pez...

...or some kind of cock substitute?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)

spacked- for her pleasure

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)

Both?

Sometimes you just don't want to stop in the middle of it for a snack...

(Freshie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)

apparently the two snogging lezzers

on her arms where a bit too much..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)

Woo,

Hooray for inappropriate Tatoos...

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)

you

try every third person you meet asking you why you are called badger when you've got a badger paw tattoed on your cocking shoulder.

Grrrrr.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)

i have one like this, but slightly lower down

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)

barcode

the arse! barcode it hard!

did you make sure it was for a real product? I was going to get a barcode for ages but for some reason I was adamant it had to be a real product and couldn't decide between head and shoulders and jaffa cakes. So I got a paw print instead......

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)

take photo!*

post it!

*Get summat to do it for you...

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)

Yes it is difficult to get to them

(when they are between the shoulderblades)
But the rest of mine were easy to do

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)

yeah mine weren't that bad

3 on arms

1 at base of spine

top of spine was bugger though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)

1 huge one between shoulderblades

(work in progress)
one around upper left forearm
one at base of sternum.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)

I've got one

an inch or so away from my dangly bits
that smarted ever-so-slightly

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)

snogging lezzers

are the bestest tatts
especially if they wiggle when you bend your arm
and are mermaids
and slightly blurred by years of scars and sunburn from the high seas

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)

They never seem to have enough bloody signs

/not really that secret

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

I did a job in scotland once

We drove round at night in some rough area for hours following diversion signs to get back to the Glasgow motorway.

Eventually we took a turning from a sign where another sign, marked "diversion ends", sat.

Outside the public library.

F*cking chavvy kids.

But all were mightily impressed at the scale of the work, and the fact they had done it from the opposite direction too. Literally, cars from all over following nicked signs.

Genius.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:56, archived)

Finally tired of all the fighting...

...God orders them to sort it out in a civilised manner.

(First pic in a while!)

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magicbaboon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

surely twister would have been better?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)

It would have been a twist of fate

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)

Ginger the cat...

...looks like he's about to bash his bishop.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)

Riddle me this

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)

*groan*

So wrong, yet much funniness.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

doffs stupid hat

who are the geezers?

/removes hat of stupid

(ad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

Number 1 is

This man:
www.imdb.com/name/nm0001659/

and number 2:
www.imdb.com/name/nm0000686/

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)

recognised

w'chair boy, but didn't know who the gurning phool was, fanx

(ad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)

ooh ooh

he's walken

(The Spelling Police, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

ohhhhhh

i get it now!! yey

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)

woo+yay=houpla^panowie

I ROLFMAYOed like a spacker on nitrous.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

Well done thinking up that joke.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)

Hmmmmm

hint of sarcasm?

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)

0.01 milligrams.

'twas on here weeks ago.
You didn't know that though i expect.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)

is that wario???

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

no. i'ma wario

i'ma gonna wiiiiin!

woo btw :)

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)

mario party?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

mariokart 64

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

must just be a mario thing then

am playing mario party 5, and the newish mario kart one (cant remember the name).

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)

i'm playing marioworld 3

it's the best

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)

mario is just funky all over

i said funky not spunky

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)

yeah but..

you've gotta admit it does bear a resembelance to wario

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

yes it does

needs a yellow hat though

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)

Genetically modified foods have alot to answer for

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)

poke him, poke him hard

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

sweet baby jesus!

what in the holy tender fuck is that!

woo

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

DAMN

that's nasty

woo

*pokes along*

(nephtali, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

ooga

(ScottyB, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3068279

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

my eyes my eyes

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)

*ratlike laugh*

sneh. sneh. sneh.

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)

oh dear...

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

Yay to that...

...and yay to Jeff Minter's shed.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

I don't get it.

Am i a div?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

if u r

ill join u cause ive drawn a blank also...

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

It's the Dalai Lama.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)

'noon.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)

Well Hellllloooooooooooooooooo....

i say ding dong.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

blythe dolls are cool as...

sorry, don't know where that came from

(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3068279

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

she's purdy

must have her!!!!!

WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

She's winking at meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

~~I would~~

(Tetsuo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)

jewjitsu

...sorry

(fatpotanga, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

fantastico™

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

v good

2 good, watch out for the www.adl.org, though they may try to make out your a nazi

(Sanks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

......

ARF.........

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

ha ha ha

that reminds me of me.

apart from the jewishness.

not that there's anything wrong with being jewish, some of my best friends are jewish.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

Ouch !!

Woo :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)

Arf!

And a quick TJ:

With the amount of porn on the interweb there must be someone out there who knows someone who does the nikkid photos etc. But I've asked quite a few people and they don't know any.
So does anyone out there actually know someone who does the porn?

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)

Yes

I'm Rocco Sifreidi.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

and i'm tubgirl

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

ssshhhhhhhh

you're my tubgirl

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

well you took the bloody thing........

i thought you liked other men seeing me like that

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)

well yeah it gives me wood

but i only really took the pics

to raise the money for your preperation H addiction

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)

__________________

That's me drawing a line under this madness.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

*squirt*

i know it's wrong...
*munch munch*
but it's sooo yummy

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

and cooling and soothing as well

its great for tattoo after care

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

really?

especially if you get your ring tatooed....

i don't have any tatoos (especially on my ring), i'm too much of a pansy

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)

wuss

i have 5 and you'd better like them bitch!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)

you big girl

I have a few.on my arms and back.
they dont hurt.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)

i only used it for about 2 days after i had any of them done

just to cool it down and aid the scabbing process

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)

I just savloned mine

Its bloody difficult to get it inbetween your shoulder blades.
they healed up nice

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)

does the same job really

i had same problem with my barcode being inbetween of my shoulder blades as well

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)

i was gonna get a bacode tattoo

but i wimped out.
there's a tattoo place round the corner from me, i keep hovering outside...

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)

and so is my wife

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

Creating it (behind the camera)

or starring in it?

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

Starring

Be it video or photos.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

I know a chap from another forum

who appeared in some photo stuff.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

what forum

would this be????

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)

You'll want to click this:

yourlost.com

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)

i used to be a school with a girl who now does porn.

she was in the year below me in school, she first ruined pornography for me when i saw her in a top shelf publication, then after i'd gotten over that a 'friend' forwarded me a link of her starring in all girl pissing videos.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

How could that possibly be a bad thing?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

Thank you

I was just wondering where they all come from as I have never (knowingly*) met someone who does it.

*This is possibly the key word as maybe they don't admit to it. Or maybe I just hang about with the wrong sort of people.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)

you can have a look for her on the web if you feel like it.

he name is georgette neal.

she was one of the people who got arrrested for making a porn film in the multi story carpark of heathrow airport a few years back.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)

Thanks

but I will pass on your offer.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)

I'm on it

actually, i'm not

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)

girl i went to school with did jazz mag stuff

she did have a cracking pair of top bollocks though.

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

"top bollocks"

hehehe... never heard that one before.

(Tetsuo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)

Hehehe

nice

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

Puntastic!

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

If Mosses knew how to do this, he wouldn't need to leave Egypt.

(fcknuts, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)

Chaos at the Science Fair

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Bite it

Bite it hard.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

Woo to Emma and her mouse eating antics

I wouldnt be surprised to find out that young girls eating mice is a fetish that some strange people get off on.

And may I take this opportunity to announce my triumphant return to b3ta after a 2 week absence.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

welcome back colin

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

Mad experiment: Snow dude.....chk

Evil Kiddies: Rodent eating girl.......chk
Seamless shoppery: Downhill skiing kid......chk

Angels of Dooom: Status Quo........chk

WOO...YAY....whats the instant snow thing all about

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

found it here

van.hep.uiuc.edu/Van/pictures/2002.02.11-Gilman&DanforthElementaries/

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)

Street Beaver Magazine

(Sanks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha

That is so very funny.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah aha ha ha ahaha ha aha

Woo!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

sister publication

to Reader's Crack whores?

woo
ewwwww
woo
ewwwww
woo

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

Tee hee hee hee hee

Spondicious!

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

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