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# Just begging for it
I don't have the time, else I'd do it meself, but this shot's just begging to be 'shopped.

You know what to do.
(michaelocc, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:12, archived)
# bindun I think
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:13, archived)
# I may be wrong
but I think it's been done already.
(therearesomewhocallmetim, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:14, archived)
# hmmmm...
didn't show up on glasscock. mebbe right tho.
(michaelocc, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:14, archived)
# yeah, it FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)
# oop
apologies, then. had no idea.
(michaelocc, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:16, archived)
# it's ok
it's not as if people can keep up with every post ever made on the boards
(1, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:19, archived)
# except Fnord
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Well considering it's on a b3tans website
then I would say it's already been 'shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:16, archived)
# huh?
boingboing's a b3tan's site? Feeling more and more like the clueless noob every second here.
which one of the authors is a b3tan?
(michaelocc, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)
# boingboing is run by a b3tan?
who is it?
anyhow the pic has been shopped rather superbly by quelabra... it's in his profile...
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?name=quelabra
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:20, archived)
#
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:17, archived)
# ROFLMAO!!!
Damn! It's 23 pixels too wide!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:19, archived)
# hee hee
erm... the street sign is spot on
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Cor,
resizing it adds a certain je ne sais quo to it, don't you think?
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# u r l33t
5h0pp4!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Did someone do another version of that?
With a bridge in the painting/window in the background... And a better shark?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# I would imagine so.
I was kind of taking the piss.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:30, archived)
# best thing
you've done in aaaaagges

* scarpers *
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Only
thing I've done in ages.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Yeah fabulous.
You do that then. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)
# here :)
www.b3ta.com/board/3267333
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:19, archived)
# ace
damn! that's a fine thing.

thanks for digging it out.
(michaelocc, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Oh there it is...
Excellent. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:24, archived)
# Heh.
Classy.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# I *heart* your website...
It's ravetastic.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)
# .
(staggs28, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:29, archived)
# *vomit*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick 'n dirty

Couldn't resist. Might as well compo it. ;)
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor guy, he just can't get a break...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Very nice.
Wooo.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:13, archived)
# class


w.y.unt houpla
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)
# TJ
www.faceparty.com/simba777

messaged me on faceparty, said "anything you need, I am in (a place nearby)". I am fourteen. He is thirty nine. His interests: Young people. He won't accept messages.

WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Bend over
and think of England?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:21, archived)
# It says "hairy"
and that's really not my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Firstly,
you should probably calm down and realise it's probably a 13 year old taking the piss.

Secondly, ignore it.

Thirdly, shop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)
# muffidget
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# And you were so close as well.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:05, archived)
# wasn't this dow there somewhere a minute ago
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Yeah,
what's going on there then?
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:06, archived)
# please please please don't ask...
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:06, archived)
# No, do tell,
I'm bored.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Ok.. It went a little like this..
o Poster, posted the picture using the wrong file extention. Therefore a redex.

o Our hero cupboardy tried this and got it working and replied to thread.

o Poster deleted thread.

o Our hero cupboardy posted a new thread saying you need to use gif not jpg.

o Poster replies.

o OHC informs poster that if he were to repost the image in his own thread - OHC would delete this thread.

o Poster replies to same message.

o OHC is accused of trying to steal someone elses picture.

o Poster replies again with another picture in the same thread.

o OHC gives up.

o Poster reposts original image in new thread.

o Cupboady deleted his thread and responds with a w/y/h

o Poster then posts the other picture which he has previously posted in the original thread INTO A WHOLE BRAND NEW THREAD.

o Board members ask what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Wow
That's better than the pictures. WYH to you narrative exploits.
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Ah.
Hoorah for helpful people, well done you.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:19, archived)
# that
is impressive. You and cupboardy....



Yay for fluffy helpers!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# *spidermans biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Hello Mr. K.
What's all this about then? Poor ickle animals.
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha
The dog just looked freaky and I wanted to ruin it.

I did NOT accuse OHC of stealing! He was very helpful whilst I had my 'very dim' head on - I was trying to cook at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:34, archived)
# BMW's Everywhere


C.F.B.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Damn good.
It has inspired me to drive less responsibly (and that's saying something).
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:10, archived)
# so true....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:17, archived)
# dead kennedys?
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:35, archived)
# hehehe
I know that picture

Cockneys, gotta love em.

Wantsome Avenue !
(Sigma5, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:13, archived)
# In Larhdarhn Town
Next to St. Pauls, there is a 1 Nightrider place - 100% of fact
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)
# arsetigers
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:02, archived)
# w/y/h
About fucking time...
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# here, have a couple of robot ninjas

(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:02, archived)
#
the top one looks like its in the process of pissing itself. or whatever robots do.

nice drawings, though!
(The World's Tallest Midget, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:11, archived)
# inspired by the lego superman
I hope this one works!



Back on the board after a year (hm heard that before)

Dan
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:02, archived)
# He looks a nice geiser!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# yay
it worked!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:06, archived)
# bandwagon ?
(Sigma5, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:58, archived)
# ****Spiderman Candidate Alert****
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Thats
Great!
(chichard673, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Remember that
pic of a man fucking a range rover? I think that was due to similar circumstances
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:01, archived)
# nicely
done sire
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:01, archived)
# woo.
Just don't start a fucking bandwagon, please
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Wots
The penalty for bandwagons? As i have seen many over the years i have looked over this website.
I only decided to join recently
(chichard673, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# theres no penalty.
but some (most?) people dont like things like that, unless they are funny/original pics.
(The World's Tallest Midget, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Well, it says in the FAQ
that you're not supposed to, so if the Mods were having a bad day, they might delete you, which would be a waste of time for all involved. I'd suggest making new stuff instead.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:12, archived)
# some bandwagons
have been very funny
(Sigma5, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Name
one.
(tomsk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# oh all right
they are shite
hahaha
(Sigma5, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:28, archived)
# S5!
you've been slipping of late.
www.britneyspears.org/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha M3
I haven't done BS for ages

thinks,hmmm ?
(Sigma5, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:07, archived)
# love 'em
the triple leg one still cracks me up... oh, and the pantie slip one getting in the car. smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:16, archived)
# do i see a tag on the van door?
or am i imagining it?
(The Spelling Police, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Tartan monkeys...
Did you see that programme the other day?

One bitter man there...
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)
# excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:58, archived)
# .


Note: not entirely serious.
(Tetsuo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The opitmum angle of flight is 45 degrees
(chichard673, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:49, archived)
# err
why did you just repost that?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Did it
cos i lost my link after editing the gif
(chichard673, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)
# isn't this supposed to happening
on tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)
# What?
do you mean Tuesday?
(chichard673, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)
# I meant chickpeas are flying out of my brain orifice
again.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)
# annoying when that happens isn't it?
like some other things
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)
# say
whaaaa?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(m1k3k, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:59, archived)
# De Ja fucking
Vu
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)
# I love watching that...
... purely to watch the MPs in the background cowering like girls.

/Is a girl, but never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Yep
They ran out like wooses
(chichard673, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:58, archived)
# So would I if I was possibly being attacked with ricin.
But I wouldnt cower like a big jessie.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:02, archived)
# They
ran out of parliament, they could have spread the contamination!
(chichard673, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:04, archived)
# I
Spent an hour on that and not even a comment.
Hmpph-goes into corner to cry
(chichard673, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Shame it wasn't fucking ricin.
Send the evil little shit back to the other realm. Damn, I'd love to pull that trigger.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:12, archived)
# sorry, no image this time, but I'd like your opinions.
I was thinking about doing the little redirect gag that's become so popular in the newsletter myself, and I was hoping you folks might want to give me some suggestions.
the addie I have is www.sexindustries.com
any good ideas? I can't think of anything good yet.

edit: erm... yes, that's my girlfriend some girl with a Dieter Bohlen mask on, yelling "titties" over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:45, archived)
# The Vatican
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:47, archived)
# papal mind piss..
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:49, archived)
# catholic church..
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:48, archived)
# gets my
vote
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:49, archived)
# mine too
do it zog
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:51, archived)
# this good?
www.vatican.va
?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)
# or perhaps
www.vatican.va/holy_father/john_paul_ii/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)
# thats the puppy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)
# am I going to be hunted down and
baptized for this?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)
# probably
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:57, archived)
# nah - they'll forgive him..
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Aye.
You could deeplink it straight to the english homepage for more immediate recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Or you could use this
www.catholic.org/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Count one
more vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)
# not a compo post

but the topic made me do it
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:44, archived)
# arf
'ning sah
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:50, archived)
# ning to you too sah
decided to give the cleaning a rest for a bit. it's hard work y'know. hummus is a bit low, of course, trying to get some for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:53, archived)
# I tried, did a couple of crap ones
then gave up and mangled a squirrel

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:55, archived)
# good good
if in doubt animangle a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:55, archived)
# whats with all the cleaning?
students don't do that kind of thing..
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)
# they do when they want their deposit back for the house
as is the case here today
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:58, archived)
# fair point
at least your house is cleanable, my mate's flat got trashed on the weekend before he left uni,. and all the dividing walls got kicked through :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:00, archived)
# how in the name of Greek buggery
did they manage that? that's just a bit worrying
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:01, archived)
# leaving party
they kicked through the plasterboard and made a couple of new doorways
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:02, archived)
# EEEK!
no leaving party for us then, thank god
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# have you finished ?
or still got more time left?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:09, archived)
# my parents are coming tomorrow to take the stuff down home
but uni wise i've got another year (or 2 if i have to retake the year, which is seeming increasingly likely).
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:11, archived)
# ouch
that's what this place does to you, no time for study
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:13, archived)
# tell me about it
it's been the killer
damn you NTL 1Mb broadbean
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:13, archived)
# you online at home?
if you are, I hope you aren't on dial-up.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:15, archived)
# nope
bt 512k, better than a kick in the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:16, archived)
# 'tis what I have to survive on
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:17, archived)
# i prefer 1Mb but what can you do?
and i also like "BT 512k, better than a kick in the teeth" as a new slogan for BT
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:19, archived)
# 1Mb is too damn expensive though
£41 per month is a rip off
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Hook! hook! hook!
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:59, archived)
# that's a bit fanceh!
it is
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] his doctorate is purely honorary

(by the way, this is my first animation!)
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha
ace stuff :D
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Woo and Yay!
:)
(Romana, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Without Newton's 3rd Law of motion...
...Hollywood Directors found it difficult making films.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
"I don't think they can hear you boss."
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:41, archived)
# TJ: Tonight Matthew
Tonight Matthew, I shall be performing the 'spiderman'.

That is truely one of the funniest things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:44, archived)
# hehe
woo to that sir
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Anyone know a good STD clinic?
I seem to have caught hairpeas
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Oh dear.
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:38, archived)
# WARNING, WARNING
pun circuit overload


woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:38, archived)
# that deserves a theme tune re-write
down at the bottom of the garden,
amongst the birds and the bees,
live a lot of little people,
all of whom have herpes.
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:41, archived)
# yay
for std lyrics!
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:45, archived)

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