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[challenge entry] Delicious!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha!
Superb. The slag of all dictators.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)
# it would be even better...
...if my mouse wasn't a pile of cack.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)
# I can see that
making things difficult, what with the flies an' all that.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)
# A massive thanks to Glis, who inspired me to use some spare time doodling. :)
Ignore the smudges, it's a feckin' doodle, and for no particular reason..

Clicky for almost original size, if you want
(but a good waste of a few moments, thoroughly enjoyed that, outside with a beer)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)
# You really are
very very good.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# yes it's soo lovely.
I took the liberty of fiddling with the levels a bit:
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)
# slip him a few aspirins, too
to help offest the risk of lung cancer (nice work oh pickled one)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)
# thanks zog, you're great!
and here's a bit of sparkle!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)
# This
s'crap
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# You seem
to be one mixed up kiddy Jeff.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# Go away!
or at least
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# so was your mother, your sister and your gran.
Dad can sure suck cock though.
And your brother squeals like a pig.



sorry?

Only child?
So sorry.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# No parents either?
sorry again
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# Nice One
Mr P thats fucking ace
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# That's
fucking sweet, i love the light reflected on the eye.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# Yay, Mr P!
Nice one! I'll lhave to have that as me wallpaper, if ya don't mind!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# everyone is free to use it as they wish!!
especially Agent V.
coz he's great.
:)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Like it Pickled
wish I do stuff like that.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# practice
:)
then keep at it every waking moment.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)
# Very Good mate.
Reminds me a bit of Ratfink.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Sping!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# oo-errrr....
creepy music
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Øøøøøhhhhhh....
Music?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Who could possibly be more deserving?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# No, really
I have just spent half an hour looking down the board and even into the archives.
I realise now that I am privileged to have a brief glimpse of some of the most talented, creative, and warm people on the internet.
Apologies once again if my ill-thought-out comments offended anyone.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# go on.
apologise more!

apologise to my wife. she's still crying. really hard.
you really upset her.
now I'm crying.
sob
sob
;)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# Jeff
JEFF
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# well
done, jeff
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# born on the 1st of jeff?
nineteen jeffy-de-jeff?

/izzard
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# Just trying to remember the quote!
b3tan to it!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# ha!
i win :)
prize please.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# Erm...
quick google for prize... you win this:
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)
# er. woo
thanks, it think.
me off home now, night all :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Obey!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Fuckin'ell! It's a new US TV show
"When The Residents go bad"
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# "when things fall out of cupboards. 4."
hmmm... challenge idea, perhaps? crap reality TV shows? rob, you listening?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)
# oh god
that's the funniest thing i've thought about all day.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Something Awful did a run
like that a couple of months ago and I'm pretty sure we had a smattering on here too. S'always good for a giggle though :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:13, archived)
# aye,
aye
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# I'm not dead, you know.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Artoo's special features


only deploy during special circumstances
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# I never understood why people got so
hot over a computer game character.

Now REAL women dressed up as said character, but in PVC.. now thats something to get steamed up about :)

(especially with their hair in plaits.. oooooohhh yes).

Crikey its hot in here...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# plaits?
Why?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)
# well
if you need to ask...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# reigns.
or reins. or however you spell them.
whoa nellie!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# oh, right.
now it makes sense.
(better than just grabbing handfuls of hair, is it)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)
# hm...
now you mention it, i'm not sure now
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)
# I'm not a hair-puller
I just think long, dark plaited hair is VERY sexy.. :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)
# two plaits like that
are fucking sexy. fact.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# Here, here.
I always had a thing for Heidi.

Heidi: "Grandfather!"
Grandfather: "Heidi!"
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# What fluff said
:)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)
# v. sexy
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)
# yeah, plaits are cool
but PVC just does it for me!!!

lovely!
(anyone got the image URL of the PVC clad woman draped over a ronald McDonald chair thing?)

please? hehe ;-)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# Woo!
Can you do it with Kenny's pic? Please!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)
# how polite of you...


and thatnks for the woo
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)
# I see what your problem is mate
Your marmots big ends gone, don't have the parts at the moment, probly won't be ready until next tuesday.

(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# looks
like you went for the cheapy LX model, no trim over the rear wheels you see. And its got four wheels, dead giveaway.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# I have just
spent an enthralling hour or so looking through my web stats and checking out the referring urls.
People are theiving, cheeky cunts arent they.
Lumpy seems to be popular with the miserable goth crowd.
Thieving gothic scumbags.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# So
is now a bad time to tell you Witchy is a Goth
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Really
But is he a theiving one?



Sorry Witchy, but I was cross and lashed out.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Well
I dont trust him hes a dodgy fucking Goth :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:13, archived)
# Hehe,
I'm 90% fluffygoth, 5% mopeygoth and 5% manic depressive goth, which leaves no more percents to be a thieving one :o)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)
# do you have a palm / pocket pc
or a broken keyboard ?

look at this its mightly odd
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# I am a tool
sorry
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# You're not one of these
growing band of schoolkids who think the way you introduce yerself to messageboards is to insult everyone to see what response you get?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# i wonder if
goldenballs still lurks .... i think it was him anyway...

you out there, goldenballs ?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)
# That's the bunny
Couldn't remember his name.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# If you're one of these, maybe we'll start to forgive you...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# That has to be
The most impressive tool i have ever seen in my short but happy life...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# looks like weebl's merchandise
is popular all over the world
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# oi
That's my girl!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Well....
thats definately one picture you can never get tired of looking at......
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# not the same with the Germans
is it?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# I wonder if she'd consider buying
that catsuit and those boots?

mmmmmm :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Please
Dont go there with that one...if i think of that i`ll near to wear a bib where i`ll be drooling too much....
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# finally got through all
the spaz to have a look at that site. God the clothes are great and the boots esp so. Unfortunately I spent a highly uncomfortable summer of wearing PVC in my gothic infancy. So only on special occasions now, certainly not the b3ta party...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# YOU TWATS
hey Jeffs onto something here - it's really stress relieving - have a go - youll feel great!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# YOU NOB HEDZ!
Yeah, it is kinda good, isn't it :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS
you're right.. but it was Dr phil who was CUNTING earlier
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# MUFF!
Crikey, I *do* feel a lot better...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Can I go again though?
KNICKERS!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# PANTS!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# KUNTFARTZ!
Doesn't he play for Borussia Moenchengladbach?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# I am as
intelligent as a towny's forskin. Erm.. FUCKAZ
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# well
yes..
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# less
and it's foreskin foo
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Dave-o.
You asked for me earlier, but that's gone into the spazz. What can I do for you m8?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Oh!
He's so insightful! Bless 'im! Who's an insightful little jeff then eh? Yes you are! *grabs his cheek and wobbles it* Yes you are!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# Here you go, Jeff. This might cheer you up:

Happy Hummus Triangles!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Wow!
You really can fucking hummus!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# At least some of us can!
:)
(unlike our friend Jeff)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# this is
weird.... my last fetish post for the day... tomorrow it's mountains ...
play spot the willy in a truely absurd tale of chemical love
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# err
it's a little NSFW
and very disturbed i would say.. pervert!

hehe
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# COCKS
your all pathetic lusers.

Visit a desent site:

www.gsiradio.net/

and give respect!

(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Shan't
so ner.
*pbpbpbpbpbpbpbbt*
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)
# jeff
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Eep!
Is that human?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# hey
nope
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# He DOES have
a wonderful way with words does'nt he?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# this site is a bit o fun
and a hell of alot more popular than whatever you are trying to promote.

So either piss off or get a decent attitude & potatoshop summat
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Oh don't be so hard on him
its not his fault, its society thats to blame!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# true..
Burn the schools!
Destroy the sick hummus infected society we live in!!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Hello again there Jeff!
We love you!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# yay!
welcome back jeff
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Jeff
how did you come up with that username?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Is your mum walking straight yet, Jeff?
I still think of her every time I smell my fingers.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# YOU!
FILTHPIG! Again!
Go on, I dare you - post something that isn't obscene. :)
[edit] oh, you did - the triangle puzzle was you. Okay. I did get it right first time though.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# At least I can read...
......:P
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# So can I.
Paris in THE THE Spring. Just like I originally posted.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# No you didn't.....
...unless you've gone back anf editted it!!

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# YES,
I bloody did! And I did not edit it! YOU missread it yourself. Sorry.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Just fuckin' with ya, sweetie.
The rarefied air in the moral high-ground must be getting to you!!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# oh, thank you! :)
Jesus, I started to think I was going mad. You're naughty.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)
# LOL!
Sorry. You can shlap me when we next meet.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ROLF! acronyms don't do it justice.

I just pissed myself
hahahahahahah hehehehehe
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# me to
lol
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# go back to troll school
.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# we love you Jeff,
we do!
Jeff, will you be my special friend? I feel so close to you...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# We are
your number one fan!!

Go Jeff!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# jeff
"your all pathetic lusers"

mate you must be fresh out of junior school, you have no idea of spelling at all foo
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# I don't think
school would've had him. Him and his imaginary mate are sitting alone in the sex offender's home dribbling and wanking over the attention he's getting.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# The residents of Beaver Creek...
... lived most of their lives not knowing, or indeed caring, why their little township was so named. They were about to find out...

(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Lost whilst walking Dog

Apparently there's a reward and everything
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo to that!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)

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