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CHOICES FOR WEBSITE

Right........ the choices are

1)Icedragon fan club
2)Jeff Appreciation Site
3)Hairy Fruits
4) Fluff's Band

I cant do n&ked Ladies as Id get into loads of trouble plus the college interweb security wouldnt let me even attempt to get pictures anyway....... bah!

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

hairy fruits, please.

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

i cant help

but want to appreciate jeff

(andoursurveysays, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)

Appreciate Jeff Today

here here - the man is a star. We are fortunate to have him. He brings light to our lives. We need to culture his talents.
(in a laboratory?)

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

write a dictionary

of words that jeff twat's can't spell (that was a deliberate jeffism, by the way)

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)

shit - but that would take, like,

forever?

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)

i like this one

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)

I'm with tomdog

hairy fruits might be fun

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beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

hairy fruits

hairy fruits!

also 2 would get old really quickly. like A******* W*****

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

numero dos

jeff apreciation site

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

Jeff Depreciation Society

Surely?

Either way I vote for any site to do with jeff as he has my gander up!

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

have your own idea

(sorry, bit crotchety today)

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)

does that mean you can knit?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

(see what i mean?)

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)

oh...........

BTW you have untill 1.15 to vote........

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)

and

I believe his official name is now Jeff Twat

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

Ah - ok. Can't think why but

there you go.........

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

i vote

1) (x3)
Well someone had to!

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

Someone had been tampering..

...With poor Mr Molerats puzzles.

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Darryn.R, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

Awww

poor little bugger. Id help him

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

That is strangely cute. Poor sod -

someone give him some help. I can only do a rubiks cube by moving the stickers, which I did with his - so he'll beat me up if he finds out. And I am scared of his teeth.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)

I love Morris.

(Spaff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

you may like this then:

clicky

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

yeah yeah yeah!

i love the man morris, he has the brain of a very clever man

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beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

hoorah

wooooot !

(Spaff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

Cruella DeVille

comes up with a cunning new plan...

by antonye

(antonye, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

strange animals in East Anglia....

have b3tan's been producing strange signs....

clicky woo

where are the flying furtives?, thats what I want to know :-)

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tstar, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

Morning everyone

We have been trying to work out this morning why Dr Pepper is so mis-understood. I think its because he's not a Doctor at all but a nasty fizzy drink.

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nicey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

he made a right mess

of my kidney stones

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

I LOVE

Dr. Pepper
It really is one of the best of the fizzy drinks out there. It tastes so nice.. mmmm yum

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DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

If you love Dr Pepper

Does that mean you understand it as well, or doesn't that matter in a loving releationship??

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nicey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

i wouldn't know

but he should have been struck off years ago

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

who did the

'My eyes, my beuatiful eyes'
Dr Pepper ad?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

Was

it Monkeon?

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

not me

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:16, archived)

I think it

was the luvverly Santexo.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)

i'm hoping

that's sarcasm as it tastes worse than camels urine.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

diet dr pepper is also really good

for those that arent allowed sugar it make a really nice change to diet coke.
I can tell you also that there is definatly something in diet dr pepper... dunno what it it but after 10 mins you can really feel something coming over you - like a sugar rush... its weird

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hal9000 sme, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

diet dr pepper is the tool of satan

get a two litre bottle, shake it, leave it for ten minutes

you can see it separate into layers

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

i'll give it a go

can you seperate the layers and drink each independantly ?

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hal9000 sme, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

ode to jeff

oh, jeff, jeff,jeff jeff
jeff,
there is much angst,
Your insults are as amusing as your spelling
or typing
(it's hard to tell).
And there is also a lack of rhyming
words
but much
rimming.
I think you lack something
fundamental
Like perhaps wit,
or
fingers.
You are the Jeff
(deaf,
ref,
cleff,
humour bereft)
and I am
not listening to you.
twat.

(schmark, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Jeff is the new football/big brother/star wars...

...nobody likes him, but he's taking over the board.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:51, archived)

I bloody am boys and girls. I registered it because you geeky twats were putting up fake Jeffs and making me look stupid!!!!

(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

i was

definitely at least one of the fake jeffs
it was great
till you ruined it all

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

Not really

that difficult now is it?

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

i don't think

registered jeff is actually the real jeff from yesterday.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)

Why not?

Is he really one of us, taking the piss?

Time for The Fear to spread some more paranoia...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

the spelling mistakes have

been taken to an extreme, as if a parody of real jeff. Unless his spelling has got even worse.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

registered Jeff

reposted one of my pics which surely no one on the board would have done...
edit: so I took the pic away

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rogan, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

maybe he's worn out

the T, W & As on his keyboard cos whoever it is seems to have a lot of anger whether its supposed to be houmourous (?) or not, eh, sorry confused myself then...
Pipetime

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:03, archived)

i think you're right

he wasn't smart enough to think up a password

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

Come back Jeff

all is forgiven

we miss you

sob

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

i think

everyone's being a bit hard on Jeff...he's provided amusement, entertainment and inspiration!
Big up the man like Jeff!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

they should have written

it on glass, then.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

or on

my forehead?

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

or on this

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:51, archived)

or on this

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

Or on this...

(twelveways, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

I always

found Red strangely attractive. Is that wrong?

(lowey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

very, very

wrong

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

No, it wasn't just you.

Oh, the SHAME!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

look up

"furrys" on the interhighweb.
You will be accepted by them :)

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DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

Bloody hell.

I'm scared now.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

thats spooky

you both posted pictures of fraggles at the same time!

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

Is was like some

bizarre fraggle duel, omly we both fraggled at the same time.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

oh the tragic plague of bandwagoneering

problem is b3ta is full of so many funny people
some one's gonna think of the joke aswell
you gotta be fast
be quick
but i'm slow and not funny

(andoursurveysays, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

what

on earth is that meant to be ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

it was me

I confess. I am Calimero. It's an injustice.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:51, archived)

Hehehe...this'll sort 'em...

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

Right........... I NEED to do some work.........

Thing is I have no ideas of what to do......... so can I have some ideas of a website to make please? What should be in it etc etc........ basically you lot are now my customer.......... TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAMMIT!!!

God Im so bored

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:39, archived)

you can make a website

for the icedragon fanclub.

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

okey dokey.............

If you really want this doing then email me at joose at talk21 dot com

Just gimmie some info or pics or something.......

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

i have a genuine suggestion for you

have e-mailed you :)

(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

You could make this website

that me and Adam Challis (hes off here as well) are supposed to be doing at the moment.
Its fookin masive

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I cant handle big sites as I'll get half way through and think "Oh B0llocks to that" or spend way too much time here and get no work done anyway........

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

Surely a Jeff Appreciation site

would be handy for all?

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

What would be good

is if you made a web site and put lots of naked women on it.
That can't have been done before.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:44, archived)

naked women

on the internet...

you knows that's just crazy enough to work!!

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DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

I know,

you could call it nakedladies.com.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

what a great idea

They could be in dirty positions as well.
Hey, we could be onto a money maker here

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

do one about hairy fruits

I dont know enough about hairy fruits so that would be good.

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

Dave Lee Travis

Is a hairy fruit.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

i thought all you needed to know

was that a peach is a hairy nectarine

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:51, archived)

WWW

.
JEFF
.
COM

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

I would but cannot afford to buy a .com atm........ d'oh

ANYWAY.......
Im going out for a fag or 2......... then I want everyone to vote what I should do the site on........ please

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)

make your choices A, B, C or D

A: Icedragon Fanclub
B: Hairy Fruits
C: Jeff.com
D: Naked Ladies (i cant beleive this hasnt been done yet!)
[edit: somehow i didnt think A would get many votes...]

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

jeff.com - the one and only jeff

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

C+D

Jeff with Naked Ladies!

We could introduce him to his first pair of boobies since his mummy stopped feeding him... assuming she has...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

Jeff...

with nakedladies inserting hairy fruit...into Jeff...?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

Ooh, how can we fit icedragon into this idea?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

err

i dont think i really want to be part of that website...

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

icedragon

and jeff giving naked ladies hairy fruits

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

yea ok, that sounds feasable(sp?)

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

Jeff takes time out of his punishing schedule to educate the youth of today .

This piccie landed of my desk today and asked for a bad psping.

(scooby, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

christ!

I havn't been here since yesterday midday, it's nice to see that jeff is still the hot topic

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munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

exciting

isn't it?

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:39, archived)

I didnt bother spazzing last nite

So i was confused about Jeff to start with, but since Cal posted the spazz link it is all clear now.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)

you got that surf control CD

in the post as well then.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

And no mistake

Yep, Why these companies piss away their spondoolies sending trial software to companies that are already registered users is beyond me.I blame their Marketing department.All Marketing departments should be put in a big field and urinated on from a great height..
And then set on fire, their eyeballs cut out and their buttocks sewn together..

Possibly not in that order though.

(scooby, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:03, archived)

Oh, is that Jeff? I think I know him then

He lives in Leatherhead. :oP

(Nacho, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)

I can't believe

you just said that...

(scooby, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)

Woo & Yay

For the genius that is The Flaming Lips
Their new album is on the site to listen to and it is fandabbydosy........ esp the song "Yoshimi battles the pink robots (part1)"
I know this has nothing to do with anything but everyone should go and listen to it as its just pure genius

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

yay

didn't know they were doing that. Shall listen to it now.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)

woo

Its very good......... its released 16th July I think, though that was what it said on the U.S Amazon site....... so christ knows when its out here....... bah

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

first track sounds

like that boyzone/ cat stevens song whatever that was called.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

Father

and son.

I'm ashamed to know that.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

good god woman

so you damn well should be

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adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

*sobs*

I'm sorry!

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

lol.........

It does as well.......... thats so scary.......... aaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhh!!!

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

I'm happy

furtive has finally appeared in the address bar on my browser.

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munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

Yeah its kool

Rob made one but it wasnt right so PicledPizza made one that was, dont know if its been changed to that one now. Should be transparent, if it is then it has.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

I've been off sick

But I'm glad I'm back and would just like to welcome Jeff to the board. I'm glad the board has got a Jeff, we should take turns to look after him during the holidays.

On an unrelated note, I got this email from a friend...

Myself and a workmate have thought up a zany game for you to create.
It's a computerised version of the classic game "operation" The big
selling point is that you get to put your friends face onto the patient.
Take part in mad life saving operations, Replace your mate heart with a
used milk carton, leave surgical equiptment inside your friend's gut.
Hours of fun. You could even use someones face that you really hate and
then deliberatley botch operations. Enter your name as "DR Harold
Shipman" to unlock special bonus rounds.

I'll leave this idea in your safe uncapable and shaky hands :-)

Does this sound like an idea worth attempting? Will it catch on? Was thinking of using the steal your face engine.

My word, what a long post

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:31, archived)

Hello,

welcome back, and yes, that is a very good idea...

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:35, archived)

haven't been here for a while

so hopefully this hasn't been posted yet - most amusing.

fun.from.hell.pl/2002-05-28/naukajazdy.html

(batardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

hehe

it's funny 'cos it's true

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

yup it has

its also been on newgrounds for ages. s'still quite good though

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)

is it me...

or is tom pulling a spazo face?

clik

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JamboM, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

embellishing isthisyou's earlier 'I fought velour and velour won'

Don't angry young men look nicer in baffies?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

lovely

you can get them for your pets too. Spaz Clicky

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

Lula...

It's your 100th day as a B3tan tomorrow. Just thought I'd point that out.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

Did a google search for Jeff

and found this

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

Jeff Twat

what a great name.

Jeff, forever more you shall be know as Jeff Twat.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

sorta like

"dick head" off bottom

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

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