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Doesn't seem to do what is says on the blog.
Taken down?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)

very curious

indeed

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

hmmmm

I hope it comes back on soon, I was laughing my ass off at it before.

(Maels, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

Well I can shove the animation somewhere else

it's not libelous. but I'm gonna wait for AndyK to email me to tell me what is going on.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)

VOTES ARE IN.......

So here are the last votes.....

1)Icedragon fanclub (3)
2)Jeff Appreciation Site (7)
3)Hairy Fruits (7)

mmmmmmmmmmmm

I think that by default and by being more entertaining I have to go with Hairy Fruits

So..... what do you want the site to be based like?
Just pictures of hairy fruits?
And what is our definition of one? Is it just that? Say like a hairy apple?

And also can someone help me out with a page that people can sumbmit their own pics as I dont know how to do that......

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

fruit with beards.

yes

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

hang on a sec..............

So I get a picture of say.... an orange and stick a beard or tache on it?

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

do you mean

like Dale Winton with a girlfriend?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

Kiwi's are a bit hairy.

Or you just do a long list of bearded homosexuals...or is that 1970's humour?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

Jeff

You bastards all hate me anyway!

(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

we aren't/don't!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

Bunnies

Bunnies and kittnes appreciation society!

Whos with me!!

(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)

peaches

...
hairy bottoms?

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)

I think you should find hairy fruits

and rate them on taste, hairyness, appearance and what situation said fruit would be best applied in.

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)

I was bored

So I've drawn a house just like at primary school.

(Geordie Phil, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

That's my house! Very accurate!

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

but...

thats my house too! Spooky
Are you the person that lives in my cupboard?

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poshpaws, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

Yes

You know all the times you have left a pot of cottage cheese in the fridge untill it has gone green and hairy? Then it disappears and you never know how? Well that's me. I eat it. At night. I sneak out of your cupboard and eat it.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)

aaah

that's where my penecillin experiments have been disappearing too! Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I have some delightful 6-month-old hummus in the Welsh dresser if you fancy a change

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poshpaws, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

Well I would but I just can't fucking hummus :(

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)

I was bored too

So I used loads of filters on your house.

(qwerty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

should'nt the primary school house have

windows in the corners?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)

I hate to be critical

but to make it truly primary school you need to have the sky as a blue strip across the top of the picture.
Ooh, you also need a person with far to many fingers who's bigger than the house.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)

and

a butterfly bigger than the person

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)

and

a butterfly bigger than the person

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

but there's no sky

i remember just colouring in a bit of sky at the top. not all the way down mind you.

(frithy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

early monet found

from his "primary school" phase

by antonye

(antonye, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)

sorry

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

hur hur

hur!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)

Sorry....

Inspired by MunktOn if you want someone to blame.... :o)

(sonicpeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

well it made

me chuckle.

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bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

but

you're the one who posted it, can't we blame you?

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

hehe

was trying to think of more star shops, I'm stuck now...

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munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)

Well, I guess you could...

but it would make me cry.

(sonicpeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)

oh no! please don't cry!!

we can blame monkton if you want!!

i feel really bad now.
typo
third time lucky

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

Thought this was quite amusing.

http://www.worldrps.com/index.html

esp these posters www.worldrps.com/archive/index.html

(qwerty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)

good

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)

blatant repost

... but

(babayaga, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

Wheeeee!

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bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)

wahey!

look at him go! woo!

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

aww - what a luv - can I have him?

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

he's all yours

:0)

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bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

aww thank you :)

I promise to look after him.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)

woo

Hes really going for it, look how far away he is from the slope

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

fischer

aswell! canny!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

look at his

little, tiny hands and feet..awww.

(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

SMUT TIME

Todays subject, "Thongs, Why?"

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)

...of Praithe?

I don't know why...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

Arrrghghghgh - the dreaded VPL!

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

Well now

this is what I thought, but today wearing a thong has meant grating pain as they keep riding up. Trying to shift around in my seat isn't working.

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

Ahhh yes

I am familar with the seat shuffle to re adjust the thong.

(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

some one i knew

has a great term for that affliction

"hungry bum"

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rosey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

Ouch - you have my sympathies.

Gotta say I wear the CK ones everyday at work and they are so damn comfy you don't know you are wearing one! Then bring out the sexy lacey ones out of work hours. Unless I am intending getting laid by the cute Designer in creative over the photocopier at lunch, of course.......

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

SAdly

in my company, men with looks are weeded out at interview stage. Therefore I think I'll go back to my applecatching big pants

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

I love my

moderately big but not too huge M&S pants, and I hate thongs. My bum is just too hungry :(

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

I can happily sit on the fence

and honestly say I like both sorts

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

Yes - shame that

(there was a damn fine specimen came in for an interview today. Bet he doesn't get the job though. If he doesn't shall I send him to your company?) ;)

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)

Personally, I don't mind either way

sometimes a VPL can be quite alluring. But to be frank, it's been a while so I really can't be choosy.

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

My Girlyfirend started

wearing thongs about a year ago, and after a week or so of wearing them, normal pants feel weird. apparently. damn, i'm lucky.

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

Normal pants feel terrible.

The are shoved to the back of the drawer, to be only ever worn for doctors appointments where removal of clothing may be necessary.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

the way you said that

made it sound as if you have been wearing her underwear...

...now, mr.beckham, we've already been over this, haven't we?

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

Calvin Klein ones only

- they don't cut you like a cheese wire

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

"cheese wire" pants remind me

of a friend who called them "cheese grater" pants.

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beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)

should be

'thongs; why are they so good?'

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

Becasue

They make men particularly horny... and remove the problem of VPL...

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

Thongs

I dont like 'em.
They chafe.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

i beg to differ

my mate wears a thong and I have to keep looking away when she bends over.
Honestly, its like a cheesewire and edam nightmare.

(schmark, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

i agree

thongs sticking out the top of a pair of low slung jeans is digusting.

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beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)

Thongs

lookin' good on the female populus.

Man should be banned from wearing them, forever. 'speesh if thay are german and walking about on the beach.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)

Peter Stringfellow...it like seeing yer Grandad in them.
Yeuucchhhh.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

When did YOU see

my grandad in a thong??

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

Now that

would be telling.

Last Wednesday.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

That would be a good trick...

... He was cremated ten years ago...

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

He did look

a bit ashen.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

arf

arf

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)

Its the way I tell 'em.

My wife, my wife.
This horse walked into a pub.
Matron.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)

why not?

(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)

Russian Roulette

http://members.aon.at/rialskaedda.html/gimproulette.swf

(edmo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)

Very good

beats the real thing anyway

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

Lumpy

Where can I get Lumpy stuff. Please I want a T-shirt and mouse mat. :)

(capo_ape, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

Are you talking

about Lumpy the character or Lumpy the person 'cos at the moment you can't get merchandise for either.
I am thinking about doing some Lumpy T-shirts, do people think this is a good idea?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

: (

That would be an excellent idea, please tell me asap when you can get them.

(capo_ape, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

I have a plan

There's a shop down in Brighton that prints up T-shirts. I was going to get orders for them, then collect the money and go down and get them printed up.
Does that sound good?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

Does anyone have that

piccy of Jade form big brother and Miss piggy? someone's pestering me for it...

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

stars and their shops #2

Geoff's Capes

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munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

Please, nobody

do the England goalkeeper's shop.

Maybe Pauls Coals?

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

damn and blast them

back to their old tricks again...

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

subtle!

Very nice.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

stars and their shops #1

Jeremy's Irons

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munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

he he he

I shouldn't find that as funny as i do. very good

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bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

doesnt matter if its raining or its fine...just as long as we get by.. playaway....

god i`m showing my age.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

It always amuses that

Jeremy irons started his showbiz career working with Brian Kant .

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bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

I get that reference!

I'm 24. Am I old?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

no, thats not old

darling!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

Hi, sweets!

Glad I'm not too old for you...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

of course not

its only 7 years

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

7 years!

You're so young and tender...
ooh *drools on keyboard*...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)

thats

why i cannot take die hard 3 seriously...keep thinking he is gonna start singing or brian is gonna come on with big ted.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

hmm

I would pay good money to see an action blockbuster with Brian Cant and Big Ted. Sadly, Hollywood seems to have overlooked Brian's talents.

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grifftinfoilhat, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

The

almost made camberwick green is a sorry tale...close but no cigar.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

Is something up with Google Image Search?

All the images are coming up as -1 x -1 pixels...

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chthonic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

keep getting that, I thought it was the p(r)oxy at work

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munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

works for me

have you tried switching your PC on and off?

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

there's

a boy who's worked in Support if ever I've seen one

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adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

kitty didnt really know what to make of fred...

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)

That

is an extraordinarily cute kitten.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

What about No 1 in the rate my kitten chart?

http://www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=3148

(qwerty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)

I like this (and there's no Jeff involved!)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

EAT IT EAT IT

EAT THEM ALL!!!

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Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

hmmmmm

tasty kitten.............

(redifusion, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)

What's Fred so happy about?

like it btw.

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bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)

radiohead's new image

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)

very good

you're too quick :0)

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bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

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